NationStates Jolt Archive

:sniper: The Empire of EDDIESTONE has today at 11AM declared WAR on Haratia.

Our Invasion fleet is as follows

2000 S.A.S COMMANDOS
30,000,000 INFANTRY
16,000 BATTLECRUISERS
100 ORBITAL DEATH RAY PLATFORMS
2 DEATH STARS
600,000 MON CALAMARI CRUSISERS
50,000 STRIKE FIGHTERS (TALON PHASE 8's THE MOST FEARED STRIKE FIGHTERS IN THE GALAXY)
1000 JEDI KNIGHTS
34,000 BULLDOZERS

Haratia you have been warned surender now or be DESTROYED you cannot win your army will stall where as ours will not. YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!! THERE IS A FURTHER STRIKE FORCE IN RESERVE

oh SHIT

Infantry: 30 million
Population: 7 million

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!

They must be magical droid soldiers. :rolleyes:

I bet the rest of the 30 million isn't registered:P

2000 S.A.S COMMANDOS
30,000,000 INFANTRY
16,000 BATTLECRUISERS
100 ORBITAL DEATH RAY PLATFORMS
2 DEATH STARS
600,000 MON CALAMARI CRUSISERS
50,000 STRIKE FIGHTERS (TALON PHASE 8's THE MOST FEARED STRIKE FIGHTERS IN THE GALAXY)
1000 JEDI KNIGHTS
34,000 BULLDOZERS


Erm...wrong forum....RP`ing with toy soldiers and starships is considered childish tech and i believe its not suported by Nation States....sorry

*Slaps forehead.*

Oh dear god will this patheticness never cease?

'Kay, guys? Instead of goading him lets just slowly back away, make no sudden movements, and eventually he'll get bored, and hopefully his internet connection will be permanently lost.. :D

NOOBS YOUR ALL NOOBS YOUR THE GEEKS REALLY ARENT YOU SECTIONING OFF ALL THE DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE FORUM.

GEEK 1 "HEY GUYS LETS MAKE THIS SECTION FOR LIKE SCI-FI YEH"
GEEK 2 " YEH OK LETS AND THEN LETS CALL EVERYONE ELSE GEEKS WHO GET IT WRONG"

GEEKS 1+2 "AHAHAHAHAHA" {GEEKY LAF}

AWWWWW YOU ARE SO FUNNY STOP RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE ELSE THIS IS THE SECTION WHERE I CAN DECLARE WAR SO I HAVE :mp5: EAT THAT NOOBS

PLUS YES MY INFANTRY IS A HUGE DROID ARMY

Bulldozers? WTH?

...

Whatever mate. I dont think Hataria will agree to this though.

Ignored and it's 'Hataria' not 'Haratia'

2000 S.A.S COMMANDOS
30,000,000 INFANTRY
16,000 BATTLECRUISERS
100 ORBITAL DEATH RAY PLATFORMS
2 DEATH STARS
600,000 MON CALAMARI CRUSISERS
50,000 STRIKE FIGHTERS (TALON PHASE 8's THE MOST FEARED STRIKE FIGHTERS IN THE GALAXY)
1000 JEDI KNIGHTS
34,000 BULLDOZERS

Do you realise that Mon Cal cruisers have crews of about 7000?

600,000 x 7000 = 4,200,000,000.....That's your entire population 600 times over....

God in heaven when will these n00bs stop posting threads like this :rolleyes:

To: Concerned Nations
From: Sairos
Subject:"n00b"

Nations of the world, I may be new among you mighty ranks, but if I or any other official representative displays behaviour similar to this, for the love of all things good invade me. This childish display has infuriated the nation to almost the extent of war. Any further provocation, and we shall be harsh. If this escalates, we shall certainly back Hataria.

Emperor Daion-Lu I

OOC:i hope you like flamig, people, cos this is a fucking forest fire

You godmoding little shit, there is no way you have the personel to develop droid programming, build droids and keep you crappy economy going at the same time. you have not been around long enough to do one at a time and the very use of the word n00b makes you look like a twat. read some stickies, wait for your population to get bigger and then grow up and learn to rp. Another thing, Hataria and allies would crush even that army so i dont know what you hope to achieve. This is exactly the wrong way to do a first post, you have proved that you are a "n00b", you have the mental age of a six year old and your a fucking moron by those standards.

Your reply to this will probably be XIGNOR3DED43 or some other wannabe hacker "L337 talk" bullshit. I am not in the mood now to correct the errors of your ways, but merely point out the fact that you have errors, and take your shitty post apart with them.

Another thing, how can you have the most feared fighters in the galaxy when you have not used them, and, to my knowledge no-one else has used them. I could pull better names than Orbital Death Ray Platform out of my ass and the ship class BattleCruisers hardly narrows it down.

You plan falls apart there, but i shall dutifully kick it a bit more. Death Stars are, in fact, stationary, and stay where they were built, thus giving your army no supporting firepower against weapons of similar size employed by Hataria and allies. Your droids would be absolutely fucking useless, as you could not develop Artificial Intellegence without having an example of intelligence within you grotty nation, and any droids programmed to act indepentantly would have the combat capability of a worm and the killer instinct of my hamster. The only other alternative is to have each droid operated individually by a human on your planet, thus rendering at the very least 23 million of them without a controler. Also with the droids, you cannot have jedis because the force cannot be imbued within a robot, and it would require unprecedented dexterity, reflexes and spacial awareness to be any good.

Also, its all well and good having all this stuff but how does it get around without transports. with the spaceships, you say, but how do they work with no engineers, pilots, medics, repair men, navigators, captains, guards, technicians and more of the personell required to run your insane amount of ships.

You do not have one support unit with them, so any human personel would die of thirst within three days or starve in less than a week. Droids would be no good either, as each one would require maintenance, oil change, hardware and software updates, some actual feild testing and some form of power.

You have got to be the biggest n00b i have ever had the displeasure to meet and would call you retarded, but its an insult to their intellegence.

Anyone with half a monkeys worth of common sense leaves themselves a backdoor from any situation, which you have not done. You, however, have locked both the front and back doors, melted down the key and shoved it up your arse. I myself have left a backdoor here, as in the Godmoding stick it clearly states that there may not be a Future Tech versus Modern Tech War unless the Modern Tech admits to the existence of the Future Tech. I myself am modern tech, rendering me immune to your imaginary soldiers.

Fuck off and die.

To: Concerned Nations
From: Sairos
Subject:"n00b"

Nations of the world, I may be new among you mighty ranks, but if I or any other official representative displays behaviour similar to this, for the love of all things good invade me. This childish display has infuriated the nation to almost the extent of war. Any further provocation, and we shall be harsh. If this escalates, we shall certainly back Hataria.

Emperor Daion-Lu I

OOC:i hope you like flamig, people, cos this is a fucking forest fire

You godmoding little shit, there is no way you have the personel to develop droid programming, build droids and keep you crappy economy going at the same time. you have not been around long enough to do one at a time and the very use of the word n00b makes you look like a twat. read some stickies, wait for your population to get bigger and then grow up and learn to rp. Another thing, Hataria and allies would crush even that army so i dont know what you hope to achieve. This is exactly the wrong way to do a first post, you have proved that you are a "n00b", you have the mental age of a six year old and your a fucking moron by those standards.

Your reply to this will probably be XIGNOR3DED43 or some other wannabe hacker "L337 talk" bullshit. I am not in the mood now to correct the errors of your ways, but merely point out the fact that you have errors, and take your shitty post apart with them.

Another thing, how can you have the most feared fighters in the galaxy when you have not used them, and, to my knowledge no-one else has used them. I could pull better names than Orbital Death Ray Platform out of my ass and the ship class BattleCruisers hardly narrows it down.

You plan falls apart there, but i shall dutifully kick it a bit more. Death Stars are, in fact, stationary, and stay where they were built, thus giving your army no supporting firepower against weapons of similar size employed by Hataria and allies. Your droids would be absolutely fucking useless, as you could not develop Artificial Intellegence without having an example of intelligence within you grotty nation, and any droids programmed to act indepentantly would have the combat capability of a worm and the killer instinct of my hamster. The only other alternative is to have each droid operated individually by a human on your planet, thus rendering at the very least 23 million of them without a controler. Also with the droids, you cannot have jedis because the force cannot be imbued within a robot, and it would require unprecedented dexterity, reflexes and spacial awareness to be any good.

Also, its all well and good having all this stuff but how does it get around without transports. with the spaceships, you say, but how do they work with no engineers, pilots, medics, repair men, navigators, captains, guards, technicians and more of the personell required to run your insane amount of ships.

You do not have one support unit with them, so any human personel would die of thirst within three days or starve in less than a week. Droids would be no good either, as each one would require maintenance, oil change, hardware and software updates, some actual feild testing and some form of power.

You have got to be the biggest n00b i have ever had the displeasure to meet and would call you retarded, but its an insult to their intellegence.

Anyone with half a monkeys worth of common sense leaves themselves a backdoor from any situation, which you have not done. You, however, have locked both the front and back doors, melted down the key and shoved it up your arse. I myself have left a backdoor here, as in the Godmoding stick it clearly states that there may not be a Future Tech versus Modern Tech War unless the Modern Tech admits to the existence of the Future Tech. I myself am modern tech, rendering me immune to your imaginary soldiers.

Fuck off and die.

But how do you really feel? Really...it's okay...you can tell us.

Infantry: 30 million
Population: 7 million

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE!

Good point.

Sairos has... serious anger problems...

You do not have one support unit with them, so any human personel would die of thirst within three days or starve in less than a week.

Don't most starships have consumables? I mean capital ships especially. Some have years worth of it.

Not that i'm trying to insult you or anything...

Just saying it :)

I usually don't say anything with these threads...

But Bulldozers? Why are Bulldozers such a vital part of an attack that they have to be mentioned? Do they have special powers? The mind boggles as to their purpose...

To: Concerned Nations
From: Sairos
Subject:"n00b"

Nations of the world, I may be new among you mighty ranks, but if I or any other official representative displays behaviour similar to this, for the love of all things good invade me. This childish display has infuriated the nation to almost the extent of war. Any further provocation, and we shall be harsh. If this escalates, we shall certainly back Hataria.

Emperor Daion-Lu I

OOC:i hope you like flamig, people, cos this is a fucking forest fire

You godmoding little shit, there is no way you have the personel to develop droid programming, build droids and keep you crappy economy going at the same time. you have not been around long enough to do one at a time and the very use of the word n00b makes you look like a twat. read some stickies, wait for your population to get bigger and then grow up and learn to rp. Another thing, Hataria and allies would crush even that army so i dont know what you hope to achieve. This is exactly the wrong way to do a first post, you have proved that you are a "n00b", you have the mental age of a six year old and your a fucking moron by those standards.

Your reply to this will probably be XIGNOR3DED43 or some other wannabe hacker "L337 talk" bullshit. I am not in the mood now to correct the errors of your ways, but merely point out the fact that you have errors, and take your shitty post apart with them.

Another thing, how can you have the most feared fighters in the galaxy when you have not used them, and, to my knowledge no-one else has used them. I could pull better names than Orbital Death Ray Platform out of my ass and the ship class BattleCruisers hardly narrows it down.

You plan falls apart there, but i shall dutifully kick it a bit more. Death Stars are, in fact, stationary, and stay where they were built, thus giving your army no supporting firepower against weapons of similar size employed by Hataria and allies. Your droids would be absolutely fucking useless, as you could not develop Artificial Intellegence without having an example of intelligence within you grotty nation, and any droids programmed to act indepentantly would have the combat capability of a worm and the killer instinct of my hamster. The only other alternative is to have each droid operated individually by a human on your planet, thus rendering at the very least 23 million of them without a controler. Also with the droids, you cannot have jedis because the force cannot be imbued within a robot, and it would require unprecedented dexterity, reflexes and spacial awareness to be any good.

Also, its all well and good having all this stuff but how does it get around without transports. with the spaceships, you say, but how do they work with no engineers, pilots, medics, repair men, navigators, captains, guards, technicians and more of the personell required to run your insane amount of ships.

You do not have one support unit with them, so any human personel would die of thirst within three days or starve in less than a week. Droids would be no good either, as each one would require maintenance, oil change, hardware and software updates, some actual feild testing and some form of power.

You have got to be the biggest n00b i have ever had the displeasure to meet and would call you retarded, but its an insult to their intellegence.

Anyone with half a monkeys worth of common sense leaves themselves a backdoor from any situation, which you have not done. You, however, have locked both the front and back doors, melted down the key and shoved it up your arse. I myself have left a backdoor here, as in the Godmoding stick it clearly states that there may not be a Future Tech versus Modern Tech War unless the Modern Tech admits to the existence of the Future Tech. I myself am modern tech, rendering me immune to your imaginary soldiers.

Fuck off and die.

I'm warning you for flaming. Expect a stern telegram in your inbox in the next few minutes; any further rules violations may result in the termination of your account.

http://www.gifs.net/animate/bulldozer.gif

Beware the evil Bulldozer!!!!!11!!!!!1111

...Maybe he can use them to clear the rubble....from his obliterated "strike force"

http://www.gifs.net/animate/bulldozer.gif

Beware the evil Bulldozer!!!!!11!!!!!1111

...Maybe he can use them to clear the rubble....from his obliterated "strike force"


On the Planet Surface

The blasted terrain was featureless except for the noteworthy fact that there was...nothing. Everything had been destroyed, reduced to its most basic of components, the atom itself. In a long series of trenches dug throughout the shattered ground crouched weary combat troops, weapons ready to fire at the next enemy troops to come through the ground. Suddenly the ground began to shake and rumble, and through the early morning mist loomed indistinct shapes, quickly becoming the shape of...Bulldozers. Hundreds of them, moving slowly towards the weary and strained troops. At a barked order the men opened fire, but the Bulldozers raised their ploughs and the bullets bounced off of them. One of the soldiers jumped up and began screaming. 'The bullets just bounce off. They're invincible for gods sake! Run for your lives!'. Thus motivated the rest of the men run screaming, only to be scooped up by the constantly-moving scoops of the Bulldozers. Hundreds are killed by the machines.

'The bullets just bounce off. They're invincible for gods sake! Run for your lives!'. Thus motivated the rest of the men run screaming, only to be scooped up by the constantly-moving scoops of the Bulldozers.

*Dies laughing*

"Sir, I'm sorry, there appears to have been a buldozer invasion..."
"Dear god...no..."

Actually I thought that as far as trolls go this one was pretty funny, what with the bulldozers and the death stars and all....