NationStates Jolt Archive

The Government of Haxxoristan would like to announce that it has outlawed vegetarianism. Vegetarians and vegans shall be sent to re-education facilities until they reform their evil, non-meat-eating ways. The Government of Haxxoristan is also proud to announce it's contempt for all religion. That is all.

Random Valian Citizen: Bitchin!

We at the Empire are thinking of instituting a similar process, would it be against the Un rules to say some of these vegans fell off the truck or train car on the way to these reducation camps?

We the untited peoples of The Most Serene Republic of Eclectic Fae would like to add our own opinion. We hold above all our freedoms and promote individual choice. Also, I'm a vegetarian sooo........

Do you have nukes? Or orbital nuclear weapons platforms?

The Republic would've liked to express it's irrepressible and outraged indifference at this relatively minor act of inhumanity... but we had... a thing...so... yeah.

yar boo Haxxoristan!!! You're all gonna get BSE or CJD or Aids(walking frames especially) or even Czars (nasty things stupid government ministers for drugs, drink, roads, and manhole covers crawling all over you).

The lack of protein has destroyed these people's brains. We must re-educate them. We would like to announce that Haxxori commandos have kidnapped the entire populations of the nations that have denouced our actions and have sent them to the camps for re-education. In other news, we were kidding about that last sentence, the one before this one.

Speaking as a representative of the Rodent Alliance, I would like to confirm that you are not forcing this policy on naturally herbivorous creatures. Is this the case?
-Zeek, High Lord of the Tunnels, Supreme Leader of Demonic Gophers.

We have one question, Why?

Demonic Gophers: We shall be conducting large-scale surgical modification in order to allow them to partake in the glory of MEAT!!! In other words, we're exterminating what little non-domesticated animal life we have in Haxxoristan.
Theao: I don't have to say why...I'm a half-mad tinpot dictator! :D

I firmly advise you to halt the extermination of rodents. Now.
-Zeek

(We're assuming that Demonic Gophers have the same tech rate as we do, etc.)

Well, there aren't many rodents in Haxxoristan to begin with. First, there's this cultural thing. Until recently (but before the Great Leader of Haxxoristan, Romulus Augustulus, was born), Haxxoris slaughtered rodents on a massive scale, nearly exterminating them. Then, when Haxxoristan industrialized, chemical agents, pollution, and giant mutant cats, which we have since driven into extinction, have cut massively into the remaining rodent population. Right now, we only have about three or four rodents left in ALL of Haxxoristan. The surgical modifications have succeeded, (three out of four survived) and the rodents have taken to meat with a venegeance. We are going to feed cute things to them.

((DGs are basically modern tech.))
Very well, then. Do be careful to keep them alive, and avoid any such slaughter in the future. I wish you luck with your new policy; I, myself, enjoy a nice slice of steak upon occaission.
-Zeek

The Government of Haxxoristan would like to announce that it has outlawed vegetarianism. Vegetarians and vegans shall be sent to re-education facilities until they reform their evil, non-meat-eating ways. The Government of Haxxoristan is also proud to announce it's contempt for all religion. That is all.

I like the first part, but intolerance to religion pisses me off.

-Shah Khosru III