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St Nukem Press Release May 4th 2005


His Grand Excellency Field Marshal Baxter Kay of St Nukem would officially like to announce his desire to marry off his oldest son, General Kieran Kay, aged 28, to any willing young woman of noble descent and military virtue.

A graduate from St Nukem's world-famous Academy of War, he holds a doctorate in Nuclear Physics and in Tactical Strategy.

He is also an expert marksman with any weapon you can care to name, and is also an avid swimmer and close-combat expert.

Young women, preferably aged between 18 and 30, will be selected through various eligibility criteria, such as charm and beauty, ability to use a firearm, and lack of democratic values.
Corrupt dictatorships worldwide are more than welcome to submit their suitors during the next annual Rifle-Barbeque.


H.E. General Donna Wooding
Minister of Public and Media Relations, Public and Media Executions and Propaganda.

ooc: I think I just had a heart attack, I read only the first bit.
"His Grand Excellency Field Marshal Baxter Kay of St Nukem would officially like to announce his desire to marry his oldest son, General Kieran Kay, aged 28,"
That was seriously scary!

Not bad, eh ? Read the rest, it gets worse !!!

:gundge:

:eek: we at the republic of tottspurs offer a hairy donkey 4 ur son 2 marry :fluffle:

Can the donkey wield a firearm ?

:mp5: :sniper:

all tottspurian donkeys are weapons trained and in fact never get aroud to donkeying :mp5: :sniper: :)

Secret Communique
I believe that my daughter, Catherine Dorsal (http://home.comcast.net/~randypope/gun1.jpg) is perfect for your description although she is not of noble blood the Dorsal family is considering sacred in Hogsweat. Not meaning to blow my trumpet but for generations my family has been the ultimate symbol of Nationalism and Patriotism in Hogsweat. Catherine is 25 years old. As a member of the Regime she has full weapons training in weapons from handguns to modern combat helicopters and aircraft, up to Division level tactics, hostage escape, and other such stuff.
Comrade Josef Dorsal, Directory of the Free Allied Republics (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v685/SME/Characters/JOSEFDORSAL.png)
"A Bear that smells the trap cannot be caught.."
http://nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/hogsweat.jpg
OOC - This is only if you are seriously thinking of getting into NationStates. Plus, ignore this message if your country is a racist one. Oh, and don't use the :mp5: or :sniper: or :gundge: in your IC posts. It makes you look like a little bit of a newb.

Secret Communiqué from the Ministry of Propaganda

to : Comrade Josef Dorsal, Directory of the Free Allied Republics


The lovely Catherine perfectly fits our description for a bride to the Field Marshal's only son and heir. It would be an honor to receive your delegations at your convenience at the Presidential Palace in our capital. General Kay himself would also like to express his compliments to the honored Dorsal family along with an introductory letter to the young lady in question.

H.E. General Donna Wooding
Minister of Public and Media Relations, Public and Media Executions and Propaganda.



(OOC : FYI, I am a bit of a newb LOL ;) )