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Border Conflict, Is the next Freaky Foxy war just around the corner?

Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 02:44
Frisbee Freak News

All the stories the Great One let's us know!

In the Frisbee Freak farms, around our town of Border Collie, a local farmer noticed something shocking, The "Welcome to Foxstenikopolis" sign was a full, Juun* behind the border, within our territory!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: The sign was 1 Juun behind the barbed whire fence with Foxen and Border Collie guards. This terrible insult to the Great One, and the people of The Jerklandwhereweplayallthetime of Frisbee Freaks has not gone unoticed!!! There can only be 1 logical explanation for this, when border arrangements were arranged the Foxstenis cheated us off of all that land! We have found that the missing land extends to one KiloJuun* down our border!!!! In a 1 by 1000 Juun space, that can be enough farmland to feed 1 or 2 families!!!!! They cheated us off of that land!!! Juun is expected to comment on this soon.

*To those of you who are unfamilier to the Freak Empire, 1 Juun is the measurement of the length of our great leader, Empress Juun. Since Juun is a dog, she is approximately 3 feet long. A KiloJuun is 1,000 Juuns long, or about 3000 feet long, about the same as a kilometer.
Foxstenikopolis
04-05-2005, 02:58
Gee, well, I thought you would never find out that we purposely put the "fake" behind the sign to give us and give us an extra 3 feet :rolleyes: I should give my whole country over to you as a token of appology. :rolleyes:

I'm sarcastic. I think this may be an excuse for you to start something. I don't really care whether it is 1 Juun on either side of the border.
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 03:06
Gee, well, I thought you would never find out that we purposely put the "fake" behind the sign to give us and give us an extra 3 feet :rolleyes: I should give my whole country over to you as a token of appology. :rolleyes:

I'm sarcastic. I think this may be an excuse for you to start something. I don't really care whether it is 1 Juun on either side of the border.

This is serious, you land stealing jerk!
Foxstenikopolis
04-05-2005, 16:25
Look, the reason why we put the sign behind your border, just a bit, was because of the mines.
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 16:32
Look, the reason why we put the sign behind your border, just a bit, was because of the mines.

LIAR LOSER LIAR LOSER!!!!1111oneoneone Don't you know Liars live short lives? :sniper: :mp5: :gundge:
Foxstenikopolis
04-05-2005, 16:39
Look, Freaks, just because the sign is a Juun behind what we agreed upon, doesn't mean the land is yours. We only put it so far behind your border because you put your land mines so close to the border. We had to put it there, or it would kill someone!
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 16:56
Look, Freaks, just because the sign is a Juun behind what we agreed upon, doesn't mean the land is yours. We only put it so far behind your border because you put your land mines so close to the border. We had to put it there, or it would kill someone!

Stop making **** up!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Juun telegramed the leader of the Frisbee Freak forces, Kara Mccfrisbee. The telegram said, "Get your forces ready, we might have to invade to get our land back!" MccFrisbee gave the orders to be prepared for an attack. A nearby Frisbee Freak citizen was hired to tape this, and also taped pictures of Frisbee Freak Tanks, Airplanes, Infantry, Bazooka shooters, ers, Stealth Planes, Heavy Artilery, all parading around in the streets of the capital of Juunotorum. He also took photographs of this. The photographs and tapes were sent to the leaders of Foxstenikopolis as a warning.
Foxstenikopolis
04-05-2005, 18:51
Freaks, settle down, It's only just a little bit of land, and Just because there's a sign there doesn't mean it's not yours!
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 18:57
That's just what you want me to think, you lying border stealing, Foxes! Here is a picture of one of our missle launching thingies I just ordered it to fire so you can know what you're up against.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/ATACMS_missile_and_launcher.jpg
Foxstenikopolis
04-05-2005, 19:07
Yes, we know, you have big guns, that's nice. Please don't use them, we don't need to fight a war over just a little bit of space. :rolleyes:
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 19:15
Yes, we know, you have big guns, that's nice. Please don't use them, we don't need to fight a war over just a little bit of space. :rolleyes:

You don't want to fight a war? Good, we don't either, but we'l use force if we have to too win back our land. If you don't want a Frisbee Freak military intervention, please move the sign back, so all the land is ours, and then wire a telegram, notifying that the land is now ours, and an apology to our great leader and our greater-than-yours nation, and also post the apology on these forums.
The Scarecrows
04-05-2005, 19:18
OOooooh, the Irony, it smarts!

The Scarecrows offers a compromise, and claims the land as an embassy. The Building will be incredibly thin, made of cardboard, and most likely fall over in a stiff breeze.

But it will be Neutral land at least!
Foxstenikopolis
04-05-2005, 19:19
Look, Freaks, the sign was near minefields. You put the mines there, and it would be too dangerous to try to move the sign. Please, be reasonable!
The Isle of Skye
04-05-2005, 19:20
ooc: What in the name of...
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 19:21
OOooooh, the Irony, it smarts!

The Scarecrows offers a compromise, and claims the land as an embassy. The Building will be incredibly thin, made of cardboard, and most likely fall over in a stiff breeze.

But it will be Neutral land at least

The cardbord would be 1000 times as long as it is wide, because it is very thin like that. I have a map of the disputed area. Does anyone know how I can upload it?
The Scarecrows
04-05-2005, 19:21
OOC: Think of it as a satire. It helps.
The Scarecrows
04-05-2005, 19:23
OOC: How about I sweep the area with a minesweeper drone, and put the sign back myself?
The Scarecrows
04-05-2005, 19:26
I plan to put in crossboards to keep the structure stable, so a crossboard every... Metre or so.
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 19:39
Do you know how to upload images? I have a map of the disputed area.
Ima sicablacks
04-05-2005, 19:47
i say go minute men :sniper:
The Scarecrows
04-05-2005, 19:47
Get a host site.

Try www.Photobucket.com
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 19:48
The Frisbee Freak army is now ready. We have 50,000 troops ready to invade. We have established a supply depot near the border, and we are stockpiling supplies for my armie's invasion. Our airforce is ready to those Foxes out of their hiding-holes. Our navy is prepared to blockade Foxsteni ports. We have enough supplies for 2 weeks worth of fighting. They will invade Foxstenikopolis as soon as the order is given. But, we are at peace.... for now... :upyours:
Skinny87
04-05-2005, 20:06
Grey House, Republic of Skinny87

President Martin yawned and rubbed his bleary red eyes for what seemed to be the hundreth time in the past hour, though with past experience he knew it was probably much, much more than that. He sipped at the black coffee prepared for him by the Grey House kitchen and looked at the next folder in the seemingly never-ending pile that was on his desk and threatened to overhwlem him with memos, reports and statistics.

Flipping open the brown cover that bore the prerequisite 'TOP SECRET' and 'NOFORN' red stamps on it, Xavier pulled out the first piece of paper, and, adjusting his spectacles, read on. He frowned and took a longer sip of his coffee. It seemed that Foxstenikopolis was once again in trouble from the eternally troublesome Frisbee Freaks government. He smiled; that took him back to when the Republic had been but a young nation struggling to compete in the International Comunity. The Republic had fought alongside Foxstenikopolis and banaished the invading Frisbee Freak armed forces, though at heavy cost at the time to the Republic.

Xavier realised that he could not let this matter slip by without at least making a public statement, he owed Foxstenikopolis that much, even if he could not allow military intervention this time. He picked up a pen and started writing.

'This Republic sees the nationstate of Foxstenikopolis as a close ally of this Republic and would not wish to see any offensive action taken against it by nations such as the nationstate of Frisbee Freaks, especially over such a minor matter as the movement and placement of a marker post. The Republic would be willing to send Peace-Keeping troops to aid in peaceful negotiations between your two countries'
Foxstenikopolis
04-05-2005, 20:11
Thank you, Skinny87. We're trying our best to resolve the situation peacefully. :)
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 20:21
IC:Before the Skinnien forces could arrive, Juun decided that this was enough. The order was given to invade Foxstenikopolis and officially annex the disputed territory. 50,000 Frisbee Freak troops began marching into Foxsteni territory. There was Infantry, Tanks, Missle Launchers, Light Tanks, Bazooka units, Flamethrowers, and Special Infantry. Bomers, Fighters, Stealth planes were preparing to destroy the Foxstenis. The marched until they were right behind the border, they were still in Frisbee Freak land, but could see right into Foxsteni territory beyond the border checkpoint. This is your last chance, Foxes, give up, or else!
Skinny87
04-05-2005, 20:31
Official Republican Peace Proposal

1. All military forces will withdraw immediately from the area under scrutiny, hereafter known as 'The Area'
2. 'The Area' will be demilitarised and Peace-Keeping forces of 1 Republican Platoon will take possession of said land to create a neutral area.
3. Observers from Frisbee Freaks and Foxstenikopolis, as well as any other affected or interested nations will be allowed to watch the demilitarisation and occupation process.
4. The Republic will pay Frisbee Freaks the total sum of $25 Billion USD to end the conflict and keep 'The Area' neutral
5. A ceremonial sign will be erected as a memorial to the fallen sign that started the conflict, and a plaque dedicated to all the fallen signs that lay forgotten in areas of conflict, silent victims of conflict and warfare all over the globe.
Frisbee Freaks
04-05-2005, 20:36
Skinny, I accept, but I want the demilitarialized area to extend all the way up the Foxsteni border. Also, I hope you don't go bankrupt for giving me all that money. :)

I'll sign it.
Foxstenikopolis
04-05-2005, 20:37
I like the Idea of a demilitarialized zone between me and Freak land. I accept.
The Scarecrows
04-05-2005, 20:41
All this over a stupid sign.
Frisbeeteria
04-05-2005, 20:42
http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8785264&postcount=64
If you're quite done flaming yourself, we'll just close this little exhibition down. A 60+ thread of puppet-wanking doesn't impress many of us here. Next time, find a second player to fight against. If I see this sort of crap again, you're forumbanned.
As promised less than a week ago, puppet-flaming of yourself by yourself is not just silly but also in violation of basic tenets of RP etiquette. Flaming is also against site rules.

Frisbee Freaks and Foxstenikopolis, you're (both, but that's silly, since you're the same person) Forumbanned for a week. If you pick back up next week with the same tired routine, or if you break forumban by posting with any undiscovered puppets, you may expect all of your nations to be deleted.

~ Frisbeeteria ~
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