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Ironscale Deterrence Corp- Nuclear strikes and deterrence for sale

Khrrck
04-05-2005, 02:20
IRONSCALE DETERRENCE CORPORATION

Nuclear deterrence, without the expense of the nukes. It's something every nation would like to have, and now you can buy it.

The premise is simple. In return for a annual payment, we will launch missiles from our arsenal of two hundred and thirty-seven fission-warhead ICBMs in retaliation against any nation which perpetuates a confirmed nuclear strike against you. The basic subscription covers retaliation in lesser or equal force; equal or greater force is available at a comparatively modest increase in price. Non-retaliatory stikes are unfortunately risky, and so any nation wishing to purchase such a service must pay at least $2 billion USD or equivalent, and more if multiple strikes or high yields are desired.

RATES

Equal or Lesser Retaliation: 2 billion USD anually

Equal or Greater Retaliation: 2.5 billion USD bi-anually

Tactical nuclear strike (up to 3 megatons): 4 billion USD first strike, 1 billion USD additional

Strategic nuclear strike (up to 7 megatons): 6 billion USD first strike, 1.5 billion USD additional

City-killer nuclear strike (7 megatons and above): 10 billion USD first strike, 2.5 billion USD additional

USE

Notify Khrrck by telegram or other contact means. The attack and your account status will be confirmed within five minutes, and retaliatory launch should occur no later than 15 minutes after notification.

In the event that our nuclear stock becomes depleted or inoperable we will do all in our means to maintain our retaliatory capability and serve our customers.

COMPLAINTS

Please note that Ironscale Deterrence Corporation is in no way affliated with the "nation" of Khrrck, and that Khrrck will consider any attack against it an act of war. Aggressors are advised to only attack IDC installations to avoid conflict.

Objectors may buy out IDC's nuclear stock and cease its operations by providing a lump sum payment of 1.5 trillion USD.

CUSTOMERS

All customers will be kept confidential if they so wish. Be advised that part of the value in IDC's services is the deterrence factor of posessing nuclear retaliatory capability, and so you may not wish to keep your account secret.

Currently IDC has no customers.

[OOC: As it says, pretty much. Sign up for the service in the thread. Be aware that I WILL check your budget with Thirdgeek's calculator to make sure you can afford your purchase. To call in your strikes please TG me with the applicable thread(s) and I will RP the launch appropriately. ]
Khrrck
05-05-2005, 02:12
Due to an error in calculations, prices were incorrect. This has now been fixed.
Dyslexic lawn gnomes
05-05-2005, 02:16
dude you relpyed your own Thread. was up with you? :gundge: