NationStates Jolt Archive

((OOC: First off, I totally expect everyone to ignore this, it is just my way of saying, Enough with the Feline Catfish BS. I do not care))

Deep in the reaches of space, far from any world known to the citizens of Earth((whatever earth FC be on)), the nation of Flaming Souls watched in disgust at the wars being fought over such a primitive weapon. If they wanted nuclear weaponry so bad, let them have it.

On the moon of an unnamed planet, missle-silo's silently opened and targeted the small nation. Firing their entire compliment of nuclear warheads into space, the nation looked on in awe. The missles were antiques and were not even a useful weapon anymore. Good to see them put to some use. Who knew wether or not they would even work, being as old as they were.

Just outside the system, the missles opened wormholes and entered the FTL slipstream, appearing outside Earth some 20 minutes later. The missles then cloaked themselves so as to not be picked up by any defense sattelites. They also engaged their phase shift abilities, so that if they were picked up, they were unable to be harmed.

Within 10 minutes, the missles reached Earth's atomsphere and descended upon the small nation. Seconds later, the cloaking and phase shift was disabled and the nuclear weapons detonated.

Watching all of this from their observation stations, the government of Flaming Souls toasted one another.

They wanted their nuclear weapons, so now they have them.

((OOC: Like I said, Ignore this if you will, I expect it...whatever, I am just tired of seeing Feline Catfish in the topic of almost every thread on the front page of II.))

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The Imperium watched as the Earth seared and split, burning under the orbital nuclear bombardment of the Flaming Souls; it had to admit that it was an indeed rash move, yet not unwarrented. At last, the paltry nuclear weapons discussions had ended; at last, the ancient world of Terra had been saved from annihilation. After all, what was the point of ruling over a husk? The Imperium turned its eyes from hallowed Earth; and sought the Flaming Soul; their sensors roaming the galaxy. They would find these beings; and they would know the Imperium...

((OOC: you already know where I am, we are both in the same alliance...))

The Coalition fleets watched in horror as bolts of lightening tore up the skies and nukes fell from them. Seamen (hehehe) watched as their enemy fly up in a cloud of smoke. Some cheered, some clapped, but they went silent like everyone else. The main focus of Leafanistan's crew was; "Well...that was quick, lets go home and have some beers and get me some gov't screened whores!"

Leafanistan will now remove it's fleets from their polluted waters and go home, finally we can sleep peacefully now.

((OOC: Interesting, two people view it differently...one says I blew up the entire Earth...one just FC...fun stuff....and any MT nations would just view it as random death...))

((OOC: Interesting, two people view it differently...one says I blew up the entire Earth...one just FC...fun stuff....and any MT nations would just view it as random death...))

For all we know God just got some nukes and vaporized Feline Catfish, but hey as long as we win. :P

I think he was just talking about Feline Catfish being a husk, not the whole Earth, I'll accept it as that, I doubt you'd vaporize all of us for no reason. Unless we aren't like this :fluffle: and more liek this :sniper:

For all we know God just got some nukes and vaporized Feline Catfish, but hey as long as we win? :P

((OOC: Like I said, this was not meant to be serious, however if you accept it, i guess it would be the same as you ignoring FC...you may be right about Chronosia. I felt this was rather funny and random of me.))

how many did you fire?

how many did you fire?

((OOC: If you choose to accept it, I guess I should go with around...5k[or however many it takes to nuke a country the size of FC back to the time of Adam and Eve]...all that was left in my stock seeing as they have become obsolete weaponry to us.))

OCC:Since I to am sick of the FC crap I just have to join in this
IC:
Upon hearing of the nuclear obliteration of those goddamned annoying Catfish the Shadow Realm has decided to fire it's own nuclear onslaught into the FC territory in order to fully obliterate any survivors. Besides we got bored as hell!

In orbit well over thirty diffrent ships began to rain nuclear death down upon FC as the Military Council watched from a observer vessel toasting to something far more entertaining then hunting rebels.

Out of sheer arrogance the Imperium fired but one projectile at the emaciated husk that had been Feline Catfish; from it came an eager tormented Heretic; who planted a flag before succumbing to radiation sickness.
Now satisfied that never again could filth rise from the dead earth, the Imperium turned back to more serious business...There were young worlds to consume.

(OOC: I'm still trying to figure out whether this thread has any useful purpose. As far as I can tell, FS has just created another thread on the very topic he's tired of seeing threads about.)

OCC:I think this thread is just a way to vent some built up frustration and annoyance with the FC incidents

Yup; and now most of its gone..
*sigh*

(OOC: I'm still trying to figure out whether this thread has any useful purpose. As far as I can tell, FS has just created another thread on the very topic he's tired of seeing threads about.)

((OOC: It doesnt serve a purpose at all. I was really complaining about seeing "Feline Catfish" in the title to half the threads on the first page of II everyday. It is just as bad as last month's shooban thing.))

Aw hell... I wanted to nuke them, you bastard!!!

Sorry, I am pretty quick...