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In AD 2005, War was beginning

Trolsk
02-05-2005, 21:43
A lage, strange explosion occures somewhere in Trolsk

Emperor: "What happen?"

General: "Someone set us up the bomb."

The T.V. phone rings.

Secretary: "We get signal."

Emperor: "What?"

Secretary: "Main screen turn on.."

The picture of Osama Bin Laden appears on T.V screen

Emperor: "It's you!"

Osama: "How are you gentlemen?"

Osama: "All your base are belong to us.."

Osama: "You are on your way to destruction."

Emperor: "What you say?"

Osama: "You have no chance to survive make your time."

Osama: "Ha ha ha ha."

T.V Screen goes blank.

Emperor: "Take off every 'zig!"

Emperor: "You know what you doing!"

A big red button, for Trolskian nukes, appears.

Emperor: "Move 'zig! For great Justice."

Emperor presses the button, nuking the Bin Laden Hide-out Cave.
Doomingsland
02-05-2005, 21:45
Roflmao
Manhattan Prime
02-05-2005, 21:55
Lol, Classic! :D
Grueinthedark
02-05-2005, 21:57
(With apologies to Harry S. Miller )

The atom bomb fell just the other day,
The H-Bomb fell in the very same way;
Russia went, England went, and then the U.S.A.
The human race was finished without a chance to pray.

But the cat came back the very next day,
The cat came back, we thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; it just couldn't stay away.
Away, away, yea, yea, yea
Trolsk
02-05-2005, 21:58
Maybe I should change it to something like

Bomb goes off in America

George Bush: What happen?

And ladida.
Call to power
02-05-2005, 22:03
could you lets say accidently hit feline catfish with some of those nukes it would help us alot
Trolsk
02-05-2005, 22:05
could you lets say accidently hit feline catfish with some of those nukes it would help us alot

OOC: Bomb goes off in FC
FC: "What happen?"
FC General: "Someone set us up the bomb!""
The Great Sixth Reich
02-05-2005, 22:11
Look at this post I made a while ago: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=7624148&postcount=50

http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-ayb404.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-30106206.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-aiaybon_genericsuperhero-basesign.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-area51.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-ayb404.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-bush1.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-exams.jpg
http://frogstar.com/aybabtu/images/f-paper.jpg
Japanese Antarctica
02-05-2005, 23:56
Dude, Zigs are future tech. I'm ignoring this.












Make it MiG, and I'm good :)
Trolsk
03-05-2005, 08:45
I can't believe the level of response this got. </sarcasm>

No, seriously, this is more popular than I thought it would be. I would have suspected it have been ignored.
Vastiva
03-05-2005, 08:48
You just had to do it, didn't you? (http://allthingsflash.com/links/files/cartoons/All_Your_Base.swf)

Enjoy. :fluffle:
Trolsk
03-05-2005, 08:54
Yes, it was SCREAMING to be done finally, considering the 4th anniversary passed by recently. =)
The Imperial Navy
03-05-2005, 09:34
Nicely done. Now I can spend the rest of the day laughing. ;)