Alexonium
02-05-2005, 19:19
Alexonium:
A nation is in an uproar over the successor to the Throne of Ice [named because the first throne of Emir Alex I was carved from solid ice because he lost a bet with the first prime minister], as Emir Alex I, due to an ailing body, has tranferred his conciousness to machine after resigning.
Prince Leif, though the heir apparent, is very unpopular because of his stricter views on social issues. However, the slightly younger [by 1 month, the Emir had many mistresses] Prince Alex II, who changed his name from Bjorn, is most favored among the people.
Protestors erupted on both sides of the political spectrum and both in favor and against Leif. Many signs were furnished by political organizations, and a few of the more amusing displayed Emir Alex I staring at a woman's breasts while excreting upon the flag of Alexonium. Others read "Alex II or Revolution" or "The sequl to the Emir will be just as good!" A few lesbians protested by making a ring around a nearby fountain naked and licking eachother's vaginas, to the amusement of many.
Emir Alex I picked the latter after protests erupted, as the people feared their ability to get high and screw who they pleased would be under assault by Leif was noted, and since he particularly enjoyed both activities, he naturally sided with his promiscuous comrades.
A nation is in an uproar over the successor to the Throne of Ice [named because the first throne of Emir Alex I was carved from solid ice because he lost a bet with the first prime minister], as Emir Alex I, due to an ailing body, has tranferred his conciousness to machine after resigning.
Prince Leif, though the heir apparent, is very unpopular because of his stricter views on social issues. However, the slightly younger [by 1 month, the Emir had many mistresses] Prince Alex II, who changed his name from Bjorn, is most favored among the people.
Protestors erupted on both sides of the political spectrum and both in favor and against Leif. Many signs were furnished by political organizations, and a few of the more amusing displayed Emir Alex I staring at a woman's breasts while excreting upon the flag of Alexonium. Others read "Alex II or Revolution" or "The sequl to the Emir will be just as good!" A few lesbians protested by making a ring around a nearby fountain naked and licking eachother's vaginas, to the amusement of many.
Emir Alex I picked the latter after protests erupted, as the people feared their ability to get high and screw who they pleased would be under assault by Leif was noted, and since he particularly enjoyed both activities, he naturally sided with his promiscuous comrades.