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Make Money The Old Fashion Way!

Alcona and Hubris
02-05-2005, 01:09
Bearer Bonds of the United Duchies Issued
(The First NS Bearer Bond Issue?)

Buy A Safe, Guaranteed Investment
Bearer Bonds from the Royal Land Trusts of New Crawfordland and New Knotoss
These Coupon Bonds are being offered at an interest rate of six percent
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The Royal Land Trust of the United Duchies, through its subsidary unit of New Crawfordland is pleased to announce the issuance of new
Bearer Bonds at an annual rate of six percent for nine years with a final payment of six percent and the principle. These bonds are back by the 270,000 square miles of New Crawfordland owned by the Royal Land Trust. The bonds annual payment of six percent interest are to be paid by rents from these lands as well as the rents from New Knootoss. The total bond issue will be for 4.75 Trillion Krondor or approximately 6.175 Trillion USD.

The Royal Land Trust has a AAA+ bond rating in all categories having repaid all of its bonds promptly and on time since 1742 when it was first formed. The bonds will be issued in 1,000Kr, 10,000 Kr, 100,000 Kr, 1,000,000 Kr and 10,000,000 Kr units. (The present exchange rate is approximatly 1.3 USD/Kr)

OOC: Huh why should I buy these things?

You may be asking, well first as an investment (for all you small nations) at the end of ten years your investment will be worth 60% more. That is 1,000 would be worth 1,600 thousand with each of the ten interest payments. And they are safer than stocks since these are guaranteed to be worth something even if the Royal Land Trust of Alcona and Hubris defaults (unlike a stock). Which is not likely to happen.
But as an added bonus these are Bearer Bonds, which means they are untraceable and 'good as cash'. Wonderful for those criminal or spy operations where you need to move lots of money but don't want to be hauling around 300 million in currency or attempting to do a wire transfer (if it leaves an electron or paper trail it can be traced)

Also good for you despots out there who might get invaded soon, or have a revolution. Far easier to have a few hundred million in bearer bonds in the wall safe, than a huge pile of millions about someplace. And far easier to redeem than diamonds, a lot lighter than gold, and drug sniffing dogs are not curious about paper as they are narcotics.

What is even better is that by removing the ten interest coupons from the bottom (not shown) you can reduce the cost of those arms and tanks by 60% over ten years by getting the interest payment while they get the principle.

Great Stuff, get yours today.

*Now for those of you who know about bonds yes there is more to it than that, well I estimated the general Discount Rate of NS to be about 3% so that the Present Value of these things is about 1,290 or so. But if your a general player then don't worry about this stuff.
North Germania
02-05-2005, 02:55
Just for goodwill, I'll buy three-hundred 10,000,000 bonds.

Have a good one, A&H.
Alcona and Hubris
02-05-2005, 03:25
North Germania 3 Billion in Bearer Bonds.
Quadrocycles
02-05-2005, 03:30
I want 8 trillion in your bonds
Alcona and Hubris
02-05-2005, 03:55
We are sorry currently you can only purchase 4.20 Trillion Krondor in Bearer Bonds as the issue is only 4.75 Trillion Krondor.

Edit an intial background check revealed that you can only purchase at most five million Krondor in Bearer Bonds.
Alcona and Hubris
02-05-2005, 16:04
No one wants a nice safe investment...

Except for the Barbarian Hordes who are know to carpet bomb civilian demonstrations?
Alcona and Hubris
02-05-2005, 19:36
B.U.M.P industries
Mekugi
02-05-2005, 20:11
Seeking a secure method of reliable progressive value investment, the Democratic Peoples Republic of Mekugi's, Ministry of Finance along with the shareholders of ALPHAtech industries would like to purchase 3 billion Kroners worth of bonds into 3000; 1,000,000 kr denomination bonds to be split by percentage of investment of 65 and 35% respectively.
Ankhmet
02-05-2005, 20:15
The Ankhmeti Government wishes to purchase 0.25 trillion krondors in bonds.
Californian Refugees
02-05-2005, 20:19
The government of Californian Refugees has placed a tax on overseas bonds to limit the number purchased by its citizenry.
Alcona and Hubris
02-05-2005, 21:01
Ankhmet and Mekugi your bonds as ordered have been issued after a credit check and the accounts have been billed accordingly.

Intrest Coupons may be redeemed in any KIST Member nation.

-Thank You
Royal Land Trust of The United Duchies

Californian Refugees it seems strange that you would want to prohibit sound financial planning by your populace. But this is your choice.

-Good Day
Karmanyaka
02-05-2005, 23:23
In order to protect the Karmanyakan economy the Dominion of Karmanyaka has decided to purchase 10 billions worth of bonds in units of 100,000 kronors. We also hope this will help cementing the mutually good cooperation enjoyed by our states.

Peter O'Beese, Minister of Finance
GamblingForMoney
02-05-2005, 23:36
The nation of G.F.M. (GambleForMoney) requests to purchase 50,000 of this Bearer Bonds as we are a new seeking to earn a bit of small profit for our country's economy. Thankyou for your time.




James Goldberg,
National Treasurer of G.F.M.
The Democartic States of GamblingForMoney
Alcona and Hubris
03-05-2005, 03:29
Bonds have been issued and sent to both states and your accounts debited.

Thank You
The Royal Land Trust of The United Duchies
Saint Uriel
03-05-2005, 03:53
Saint Uriel requests that the Royal Land Trust evaluate Saint Uriel's credit rating and issue an advisory of how many bonds Saint Uriel may purchase. Thank you.
Alcona and Hubris
03-05-2005, 04:37
Saint Uriel requests that the Royal Land Trust evaluate Saint Uriel's credit rating and issue an advisory of how many bonds Saint Uriel may purchase. Thank you.

Current Available Budget of your government is
Administration: $152,835,582.65 23%
Social Welfare: $186,060,709.31 28%
Healthcare: $73,095,278.66 11%
Education: $146,190,557.32 22%
Religion & Spirituality: $106,320,405.32 16%
(This may or may not be how you have decided to acutally distribute your funds)

Total $685,054,158.00

Ligtimately you could purchase a maximum 489,000,000 Krondors in bonds giving you an extra yearly income of 29,400,000 Krondors per annum for ten years. We would recommend a bond purchase signficantly smaller. Say 100,000,000 Kr giving you a yearly bond income of 6,000,000 Kr but this is your choice.

OOC: I just use the third geek caluclator to do a rough estimate of who can buy what really.
Saint Uriel
03-05-2005, 04:41
Ligtimately you could purchase a maximum 489,000,000 Krondors in bonds giving you an extra yearly income of 29,400,000 Krondors per annum for ten years. We would recommend a bond purchase signficantly smaller. Say 100,000,000 Kr giving you a yearly bond income of 6,000,000 Kr but this is your choice.

OOC: I just use the third geek caluclator to do a rough estimate of who can buy what really.
Thank you for your analysis. Saint Uriel respectfully submits a request to purchase 75,000,000 Kr in bonds. Authorised under my sign and seal,

Ignatius Cardinal LeClair
Pax Christi
Alcona and Hubris
03-05-2005, 04:47
Your bonds have been issued and sent. Your account has been debited.

Thank You-

The Royal Land Trust of The United Duchies.
Alcona and Hubris
03-05-2005, 13:17
B is for Bonds
U is for Underwriter
M is for Math
P is for Principle
Alcona and Hubris
03-05-2005, 20:45
A bump is a terrible thing to waste...
Saint Uriel
09-05-2005, 20:23
Due to recent vast improvements in Saint Uriel's economic condition, we are requesting the purchase of an additional 75.000.000 kr in bonds, for a total account of 150,000,000 kr in bonds. We also request the most recent exchange rate between the kr and the Saint Uriel sancta (sc). Thank you.
Findan
09-05-2005, 20:27
I'll buy 100 10,000,000 bonds
Alcona and Hubris
10-05-2005, 16:03
Saint Uriel, your present exchange rate is 4.2038 scr= 1 USD
1 Kr =1.5 USD
1 Kr = 6.3 sc

Your purchase has been confirmed.

Findan your purchase is confirmed. (Like your flag by the way)
Gordenia
10-05-2005, 18:25
TO: The Royal Land Trust of the United Duchies, Greetings;

We would like to purchase 5 billion in bearer bonds, in an assortment of sizes, for the purposes of international trade.

A Anderson
Financial Advisor to
D Gordon President for Life of
Constitutional Monarchy of Gordenia
The Merchant Guilds
10-05-2005, 18:49
OOC: A very good idea (original too), however are you not just making your nation's Govt poorer in the long term? Unless you need large injections of fluid capital, it's not usual to issue huge amounts of bonds but your choice.

Well you could be really saavy and attempt to make loads of money from the invested capital, but that'd mean Governmental dabbling in the markets (probably). Anyway just interested as for whats in it for you. :)

Note: My tax rate is not 0% as TG says, it's actually graduated (according to income and ability to pay) up to 45-50%.

IC:

The Imperial Guilder Treasury has been instructed by the Emperor's Financial Advisor to invest some 50 Billion USD from our foreign currency stocks in this scheme in the interests of the people.

The Emperor would also like to put 20 Million USD of his own treasury into this in order to cover any future expenses that his heirs may have.

Since there is a guarentee on this, we remind the issuer that defaults will be taken most seriously by the Imperial Guilder Empire.

- Random Imperial Guilder Accountant
Findan
10-05-2005, 19:24
Saint Uriel, your present exchange rate is 4.2038 scr= 1 USD
1 Kr =1.5 USD
1 Kr = 6.3 sc

Your purchase has been confirmed.

Findan your purchase is confirmed. (Like your flag by the way)
Thank You Very much.
signed
Sir Albert Mittler
Minister of the Treasury Imperial Land of Findan
Alcona and Hubris
10-05-2005, 20:51
OOC: Well for the ten year life of the Bond the Royal Family will be much poorer in terms of yearly income. Being that they bought the entire continet from Xanthal for less than a buck an acre using the income to make futher 'investments' is logical. Again that good deal was financed with bonds from the Royal Land Trusts (of Hubris actually).


The Royal Family needed some liquidity out of their long term fixed income for a national (Klatchian) project they desired to support. (And somewhat under wraps but let's say there is a fire sale going on)
However considering the NS montary markets are likely in the range of 100 to 150 trillion these days a bond float this big isn't that big. Likley equivilant to the bond float by Michigan for the Mackinaw Bridge.

You have an internationally well known credit rating

IC: Gordenia, Five Billion in Kr bonds have been issued and are being sent under armed guard to your nation.

The Royal Land Trust of New Crawfordland and New Knootoss would like to assure the Imperial Guilder Empire that there have been zero defaults by ourselves in our three hundread year plus history.

We have issued 33.3 Billion Kr in name to the Imperial Guilder Empire and 13.3 Billion Kr to his Imperial Majesty.
Alcona and Hubris
17-05-2005, 16:01
Bong...