NationStates Jolt Archive

Saranex is beginning to develop nuclear, chemical, and biological weapons. Expected completion of first nuclear weapon: One year.
Expected completion of first chemical weapon: One year.
Expected completion of first biological weapon: Six months.

:sniper: The Holy Dominion of the Imortal Emperor allready has large stockpiles of all the types of wepons mentiond. We WILL use them if neaded. :mp5:

The Democratic Empire of Trolsk welcomes the nation of Saranex into the Nuclear Power fold, but would like to ask the Immortal Empeor (It's spelt Emperor by the way) from whence it purchased, or produced, its nuclear weapons, when it has had no previous experiance in the outside community.

Emperor David Thurlow

:sniper: The Holy Dominion of the Imortal Emperor allready has large stockpiles of all the types of wepons mentiond. We WILL use them if neaded. :mp5:


Satelite imaging shows your meger stockpiles to be small and inconsequential. No real threat there.

Freeland of WadeGabriel is considering testing its self-replicating nanobot-weapon that could turn people into cheeseburgers (w/o pickles) on neighbouring countries... Do not be alarmed. :) :) :)

You may nuke our people in return if you so desire. I am intending to replace my people with the latest, updated clones of myself anyway.
:) :) :) :)

----------------------------------------------------
The Psychotic Dictatorship system WORKS!!!
Vote for the Psychotic Dictatorship party. Or thou shall burn in napalm hell ...You have a choice..a free choice! Yes you have. Blessed be me!

hmm...Civil Rights: Some <--- Still working on that.. :)

No mustard on mine please... :D

No mustard on mine please... :D

Hmm...I'll have to make some adjustments to my nanobots then...any fries to go with that? :D :gundge:

gah...what is it with n00bs and those damn smileys

:sniper: The Holy Dominion of the Imortal Emperor allready has large stockpiles of all the types of wepons mentiond. We WILL use them if neaded. :mp5:
Photos taken by Japanese tourists with disposable cameras shows that your stockpiles consists of five babies with napkins mounted on WW1-era rockets.
We tremble :rolleyes:

gah...what is it with n00bs and those damn smileys

:) :) :) We are a friendly nation. Yes we are. :) :) :)

DIE!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)

:sniper: The Holy Dominion of the Imortal Emperor allready has large stockpiles of all the types of wepons mentiond. We WILL use them if neaded. :mp5:

The Armed Republic of Saranex is not intimidated by your pathetic threats. You may have more than us, obviously, but we pride ourselves on our military. If you don't wish to be blasted into high hell from our orbital weapons platforms, then back off.

Your satellite images and spies disguised as tourists with babies were both effortlessly detected by our security forces. And were not looking in the right place anyway.
Our statement was not a threat, it was a public announcement intended to avoid the time consuming 'plausible deniability' crap that our "central military control baereau" gets up to if we give it half a chance.
We apologies for any alarm it may have caused.

With specific regard to the comments of The Democratic Empire of Trolsk's representative, we have as good internet connections as anyone else and the requisite materials are relatively easily mined under the equatorial rain-forests of our country. We are aware that our country name is misspelled on all UN documents, however they are unwilling to fix the problem.

In further response to The Armed Republic of Saranex: While as we said this was an announcement, you may now expect the orbital dockyards for our 'Aquila' strike cruisers to monitor the movements of your platforms carefully. Appropriate action will be taken should they position themselves above our country.

A small Goblin child throws a snowball at The Imortal Empeor.

**Danmarc Ministry of Inteligence imaging recording**

The Mighty nation of Nation of Fortune does not fear this N00Bs NuX0rs for they have the almighty weapon known as a
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
STICK!

“meh” was the only statement to come from the Executers office, in regards to both Saranex and The Imortal Empeor…correct spelling pending…hopefully….

A small Goblin child throws a snowball at The Immortal Emperor.

About a hundred of the Adeptus Arbites surround and arrest the child in question. He/she is calmly questioned, returned to its parents, and they are deported.

gah...what is it with n00bs and those damn smileys


nOObs........can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em....

nOObs........can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em....


I'm not so sure, Xeraph...I think I could do without..

:sniper: The Holy Dominion of the Imortal Emperor allready has large stockpiles of all the types of wepons mentiond. We WILL use them if neaded. :mp5:
The official response from The Silver Sky is as follows:

*Yawn* The Silver Sky has conducted satellite recon on your country, you weapons stockpile consists of WWII-era V1 rockets, our Anti-missile systems could easliy shoot down a missile that slow, and we will continue to misspell The Imortal Empeor, and we notice that you have misspelled "Wepons" (Weapons), and the word "neaded" (Needed), and please note this message was written on a napkin and will be delivered airdrop as your nation has no other way to receive this message.

[Signed]
President Jason Garner

The Mighty nation of Nation of Fortune does not fear this N00Bs NuX0rs for they have the almighty weapon known as a
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
STICK!
Ha! We invented the pointy stick YEARS ago. You are SO last epoch.

The official response from The Silver Sky is as follows:

*Yawn* The Silver Sky has conducted satellite re-con on your country, you weapons stockpile consists of WWII-era V1 rockets, our Anti-missile systems could easliy shoot down a missile that slow, and we will continue to misspell The Immortal Emperor, and we notice that you have misspelled "Weapons" (Weapons), and the word "needed" (Needed), and please note this message was written on a napkin and will be delivered airdrop as your nation has no other way to receive this message.

[Signed]
President Jason Garner

you are rather lucky that your napkin fluttered into the window of the CMCB directors office or it wold have been composted along with the rest of the trash. We find it amusing that both you and Trolsk's satellites followed the same path over our skies and note that you too mistook the museum pieces outside the CMCB for actual combative emplacements.
The person who wrote that announcement has been fired and is presently serving a four month military sentence for incompetence. Furthermore you have been added to our rather long list of "People we don't like".
Thank you,
The Holy Dominion Of The Immortal Emperor.

Well I've got a weapon better than nukes and sticks.....
THE HOLY ROCK. It's much stronger than nukes, more durable than sticks, and can be used repetitively!

Well I've got a weapon better than nukes and sticks.....
THE HOLY ROCK. It's much stronger than nukes, more durable than sticks, and can be used repetitively!
OH NO NOT TEH R0X0RS! I shall have to break out teh secret hidden weapon. THE FINGER GUN! BUDUHDUH!

OOC: Don't really wanna get involved, but just gotta say it.

A year and a half ago (real OOC time), I created the most fearsome weapon ever concieved by sentient beings. The High-Altitude Laser Guided Stick. There were many jokes made about it, then it the hubbub died down.

But that was then, and this is now. I'll let you young nations have your fun and games. Please try to learn to spell correctly if you plan on having an extended time here on NS. It just makes it easier for everyone.