NationStates Jolt Archive


Let's go to war!

Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:10
Mini Miehm has officially declared war on the nation of Feline Catfish as a result of the fact that they are invading international waters, amassing weapons of mass destruction and have shown a willingness to use them, we feel that they are a danger to themselves and the world and must be stopped from doing irreperable harm to the world. To this effort the CMN eighth fleet has been recalled from neutral space and will be interdicting all traffic with this rogue nation, in addition, the Wet Navies first carrier group has been sent to patrol the international waters illegally claimed by Feline Catfish, in order to protect the ships of other nations within that area and our own ships. Eighth Fleet will begin a kinetic bombardment of Feline Catfish unless they stand down, cease stockpiling nuclear weapons, and reduce their territorial waters to a reasonable level, one which does not infringe on accepted ranges for territory held of the coast of a soviergn nation.
Grapthoria
30-04-2005, 19:12
What proof do you have to support your accusations?
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:18
What proof do you have to support your accusations?

He has made statements to the affect that he is stockpiling a large nuclear arsenal, and he has wexpanded his territorial waters to an unaexceptable 200 nautical miles from his coast line, no nation needs a territory that large off of their coast, 20 to 50 miles is plenty, and to top it off he has threatened any ships within this area with destruction. His territory requires merchant ships to go many hundreds of miles out of the way to avoid destruction, and that is unacceptable.
Nascent
30-04-2005, 19:22
OOC: Ok I am a little confused here...

So how exactly does one go about invading international waters? I know Feline Catfish is trying to expand its territorial waters, but you cannot invade something that no one owns.

And anyway, if you attack FC you will more than likely get crushed by AMF. So...godd luck with that.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:24
OOC: Ok I am a little confused here...

So how exactly does one go about invading international waters? I know Feline Catfish is trying to expand its territorial waters, but you cannot invade something that no one owns.

And anyway, if you attack FC you will more than likely get crushed by AMF. So...godd luck with that.

OOC: if no one owns it, then FC can't own it either, since he says he does, he has placed himself in a position of infringing on free trade and invading territory that does not belong to him.
The Burnsian Desert
30-04-2005, 19:26
OOC: And, if Mini Miehm is attacked by AMF or FC forces, I'll respond violently. I have to make an IC post for that later...
Automagfreek
30-04-2005, 19:27
OOC: And, if Mini Miehm is attacked by AMF or FC forces, I'll respond violently. I have to make an IC post for that later...


OOC: And if TBD gets involved, I'll see to it that their territory becomes NS's largest parking lot.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:28
OOC: And, if Mini Miehm is attacked by AMF or FC forces, I'll respond violently. I have to make an IC post for that later...

OOC: thank you, alot, I'm gonna need help, I can tell.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:30
OOC: And if TBD gets involved, I'll see to it that their territory becomes NS's largest parking lot.

OOC: KIinetic bombardment versus ground launched nukes, kinetics win, hands down.
The Burnsian Desert
30-04-2005, 19:31
OOC: And if TBD gets involved, I'll see to it that their territory becomes NS's largest parking lot.

OOC: Oh yeah? Well AMF will be NS's largest... I dunno, fairground. :p
Jenrak
30-04-2005, 19:33
OOC: KIinetic bombardment versus ground launched nukes, kinetics win, hands down.

OOC: Who says it'll be a nukefest?
Automagfreek
30-04-2005, 19:33
OOC: KIinetic bombardment versus ground launched nukes, kinetics win, hands down.


OOC: I'm well aware of kinetics, as I use them quite frequently. Bringing uber tech into this will make no difference, as I have many more weapons at my disposal than you.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:34
OOC: I'm well aware of kinetics, as I use them quite frequently. Bringing uber tech into this will make no difference, as I have many more weapons at my disposal than you.
OOC: Quality over quantity my friend. My quality over your quantity.
Jenrak
30-04-2005, 19:36
I believe AMF has more quality and quantity.

I suggest a war between Feline Catfish and Mini Miehm without any aid from anyone. Good old fistfight between their leaders
Automagfreek
30-04-2005, 19:38
OOC: Quality over quantity my friend. My quality over your quantity.


OOC: LOL. Who said my weapons weren't of high quality? I ICly purchased THE LARGEST weapons supplier in NationStates (The Resi Corporation), and I've been in the weapons game for a long time now. Just my HOUND V2 alone could more than handle most of what you could throw at me.
The Burnsian Desert
30-04-2005, 19:38
I suggest not, and that we should turn both nations into no-mans-lands filled with barbed wire and booby traps, creating a quagmire and one hell of a battle.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:40
I believe AMF has more quality and quantity.

I suggest a war between Feline Catfish and Mini Miehm without any aid from anyone. Good old fistfight between their leaders

OOC: dude, I can bench press nearly 200 pounds, I'd wail on him... let's do it!!!
Jenrak
30-04-2005, 19:43
OOC: dude, I can bench press nearly 200 pounds, I'd wail on him... let's do it!!!

200, eh? Is that your best? Let's do it! C'mon!
Florida Oranges
30-04-2005, 19:43
OOC: How 'bout keeping this thread IC rather than jumbling it up with OOC posts? Just a friendly suggestion.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:45
OOC: LOL. Who said my weapons weren't of high quality? I ICly purchased THE LARGEST weapons supplier in NationStates (The Resi Corporation), and I've been in the weapons game for a long time now. Just my HOUND V2 alone could more than handle most of what you could throw at me.

OOC: assuming it can penetrate a gravitic impeller wedge, which is kinda like a super concentrated planetary gravity field, you can not penetrate a gravity wedge with anything short of a blackhole generator.
Roach-Busters
30-04-2005, 19:47
OOC: LOL. Who said my weapons weren't of high quality? I ICly purchased THE LARGEST weapons supplier in NationStates (The Resi Corporation), and I've been in the weapons game for a long time now. Just my HOUND V2 alone could more than handle most of what you could throw at me.

(OOC: When did that happen?)
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:49
200, eh? Is that your best? Let's do it! C'mon!

OOC: thats just my bench, I can cling and jerk a small car, bench is chest, cling is arms and legs(small car to be read as golf cart or there abouts, maybe a honda of some description ;) .)
Automagfreek
30-04-2005, 19:50
OOC: assuming it can penetrate a gravitic impeller wedge, which is kinda like a super concentrated planetary gravity field, you can not penetrate a gravity wedge with anything short of a blackhole generator.

OOC: Sooo....in other words your tech is a godmod, because I don't think ANYONE has a black hole generator. Have fun playing by yourself then.
Automagfreek
30-04-2005, 19:51
(OOC: When did that happen?)


OOC: Almost a year ago. Resi is an exlusive provider to the AMF military, and makes exclusive weapons for us. In return, we profit from Resi's outside sales and also pour funding into the entire Corporation.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:52
OOC: Sooo....in other words your tech is a godmod, because I don't think ANYONE has a black hole generator. Have fun playing by yourself then.

Talk to Gronde, or Chronosia, they might be able to explan how it works to you.
Jenrak
30-04-2005, 19:53
OOC: You're a future tech?
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 19:55
OOC: You're a future tech?

OOC: I use all three tech levels from MT to FT, including NMT, I like alot of modern tech, but my FT is for those occasions when heavy firepower is necessary(like now)
Jenrak
30-04-2005, 20:01
OOC: THat would be confusing and seem godmodish
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 20:02
OOC: THat would be confusing and seem godmodish

Confusing yes, godmod, no, it's mostly an effect of budgetary constraints.
Riconiaa
30-04-2005, 20:07
This threat is too much. FC and AMF have WMD's of massive power, while MM has a smaller aresenal of higher quality weapons. Ricconiaa fears that if one weapons is activated/launched/detonated that millions of people would die and the effects could be devastating. The Allied States of Ricconiaa would like to suggest that both sides stand-down and the FC withdraws from international waters nearby to MM's territory. Even though ASR is a small nation it wishes to keep peace and prevent a terrible disaster which would kill many innocent people from both sides. Although the ASR would like to stay neutral, it offers support to MM if needed.
No endorse
30-04-2005, 20:37
ooc: Look, people are getting way too worked up about FC.

I say we activate missile shields (starwars missile defence systems, et cetera) and kill every nuke that hits the sky. Let MM and FC duke it out in a ground battle, no help, just them on their own.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 20:44
This threat is too much. FC and AMF have WMD's of massive power, while MM has a smaller aresenal of higher quality weapons. Ricconiaa fears that if one weapons is activated/launched/detonated that millions of people would die and the effects could be devastating. The Allied States of Ricconiaa would like to suggest that both sides stand-down and the FC withdraws from international waters nearby to MM's territory. Even though ASR is a small nation it wishes to keep peace and prevent a terrible disaster which would kill many innocent people from both sides. Although the ASR would like to stay neutral, it offers support to MM if needed.


If they will remove themselves from international waters, period, then and only then will we stand down, the sticking point is that FC has pursued an agressive nuclear policy and I feel that he is athreat to global security(OOC: my god, I sound like dubyah...)I believe he needs to reconsider his extremist policies concerning his nuclear arsenal.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 20:48
ooc: Look, people are getting way too worked up about FC.

I say we activate missile shields (starwars missile defence systems, et cetera) and kill every nuke that hits the sky. Let MM and FC duke it out in a ground battle, no help, just them on their own.

As you will, in that case I'm willing to remove my fleets from the equation and make it a true fight.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 21:12
PREPARE FOR WAR! SIAVASHIAN PERSIA SHALL RECLAIM WHAT WAS TAKEN BY ALEXANDER! (i only have 3 milion soldiers but hey its an army!) :upyours:

OOC: What the hell are you talking about?
No endorse
30-04-2005, 21:18
ooc:
PREPARE FOR WAR! SIAVASHIAN PERSIA SHALL RECLAIM WHAT WAS TAKEN BY ALEXANDER! (i only have 3 milion soldiers but hey its an army!)

Umm, FYI, you have 7 million people in your nation. If you're extremely lucky, you can get away with 10% of your population in the army, but in modern warfare, you're gonna want your troops to be about 2.5% of your population MAX. Then you can train them uber, and equip them quite well. Now, I personally think that a 2-5% limit is fine, as the US had some serious percentiles during WW2.
US population (1939): 131,000,000 (estimate)
Total Americans who served in WWII: 16,354,000 in all services.
That's about 12.5%

Keep in mind this is during wartime though, with a draft in full swing, and was over a period of five to six years.

sry for the hijack
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 21:24
ooc:


Umm, FYI, you have 7 million people in your nation. If you're extremely lucky, you can get away with 10% of your population in the army, but in modern warfare, you're gonna want your troops to be about 2.5% of your population MAX. Then you can train them uber, and equip them quite well. Now, I personally think that a 2-5% limit is fine, as the US had some serious percentiles during WW2.
US population (1939): 131,000,000 (estimate)
Total Americans who served in WWII: 16,354,000 in all services.
That's about 12.5%

Keep in mind this is during wartime though, with a draft in full swing, and was over a period of five to six years.

sry for the hijack

OOC: No problem.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 22:14
Eighth fleet was finally close enough to deploy against the nation of FC, and they were deploying their marines in pinnaces after an orbital bombardment to give them a landing site.
Vastiva
30-04-2005, 22:17
A genie appears and *blinks*

This magic-tech attack eradicates the nation of Mini Miehm and all of it's assets.

See here for the attack itself. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8785464&postcount=139)

(psst, Mini Miehm, you're dead, stay in character.)



OOC: Wasn't that fun? :rolleyes:
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 22:23
A genie appears and *blinks*

This magic-tech attack eradicates the nation of Mini Miehm and all of it's assets.

See here for the attack itself. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=8785464&postcount=139)

(psst, Mini Miehm, you're dead, stay in character.)



OOC: Wasn't that fun? :rolleyes:

OOC: That is godmodding, I'm being rather reasonable about this, merely insisting that anyone who causes himself to be in a position to be attacked should be willing to fight all opponents.
The Macabees
30-04-2005, 22:24
OOC: That is godmodding, I'm being rather reasonable about this, merely insisting that anyone who causes himself to be in a position to be attacked should be willing to fight all opponents.

[OOC: I bow down to your mercy. Jeez Vastiva he's being reasonable! Orbital bombardment and everything!]
No endorse
30-04-2005, 22:24
Mini Miehm, you're dead, stay in character.
ooc: LOL! Who have I heard that from....? I forget
Feline Catfish
30-04-2005, 22:26
ooc: Just a note: This nation is ignored because it is future tech. I will not be replying to this thread again.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 22:28
[OOC: I bow down to your mercy. Jeez Vastiva he's being reasonable! Orbital bombardment and everything!]


OOC: I'm not just ignoring him for the hell of it now am I? I'm being ignored cause he doesn't want to run the chance of losing.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 22:30
ooc: Just a note: This nation is ignored because it is future tech. I will not be replying to this thread again.

OOC: Because thats mature.
Vastiva
30-04-2005, 22:31
OOC: I'm not just ignoring him for the hell of it now am I? I'm being ignored cause he doesn't want to run the chance of losing.

OOC: We'll be ignoring you because you (1) wont' stop harping about the "fairness" of an FT nation attacking an MT nation and (2) because our nation went momentarilly magictech and wiped you out, along the same thought line. So, to us, you're eradicated.
Mini Miehm
30-04-2005, 22:33
OOC: We'll be ignoring you because you (1) wont' stop harping about the "fairness" of an FT nation attacking an MT nation and (2) because our nation went momentarilly magictech and wiped you out, along the same thought line. So, to us, you're eradicated.

OOC: Pansy.
No endorse
30-04-2005, 22:59
ooc: Please stop this argument. You guys are RPers, not "Crossfire" hosts.

And FT and MT don't mix well. If you want a scrap, I'll gladly send an Eclipse class star destroyer with escourts to your nation.
Brockmann
30-04-2005, 23:14
I Believe we can't find a resonable outcome to this except war. I believe that the Mini nation is the victim, and My country and my allies in the South Confederacy will join them. My country is capable of giving much military support to any country that asks for help in sustaining what is there's from any other nation who wishes to be a "bully" there way to what they want. War is the only option!!