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"...yes, it is true," the Generalissimo said, sulking, unable to maintain eye contact with the reporters, as cameras flashed and journalists squabbled among each other for the Generalissimo's attention so they could drown him in a bombardment of questions. "It is true that I am resigning as leader of Roach-Busters," he added dolefully, with a look of absolute conviction. He turned around and slowly walked out of the press conference room.

In downtown RB City, tens of thousands of people- mostly long-haired, hygienically-challenged, pot-smoking, devil-worshipping, far-left college students- took to the streets and cheered. Many gleefully sang, "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead." Others stripped naked and streaked down the streets, screaming like lunatics. Many lit up celebratory joints and smoked themselves into euphoric trances. Others burned, tore, or urinated on Roach-Busters flags. Many shattered windows, upended cars, and beat innocent passers-by, each other, and themselves. Several waved communist flags, shouted obscenities, sprayed graffiti, and threw bags filled with feces, used condoms, spiked balls, and bricks at policemen, who stood idly by, as if waiting for something. Steroes blared obscene rap and rock lyrics so loudly that windows and eardrums shattered. It was utter pandemonium.

J.L. walked back into the press conference with a sardonic grin on his face, and said before the cameras, "You stupid shits. Did you honestly believe I would resign. You gullible fools." He turned toward an advisor. "Call Minister Lee. Tell him his police officers are to shoot on sight anyone caught cheering when I announced my 'resignation.'"
The advisor sharply saluted J.L., said, "Yessir," and promptly left to carry out this order.

Moments later, massive tanks rumbled down the streets, as thousands of National Guardsmen and police officers sprayed tear gas to disperse the crowd. However, the pinkoes continued to resist. "Enough of this," muttered one of the officers. "Fire at will." The sound of gunfire echoed in the humid summer air. Blood splattered everywhere, drizzling the street. Pinkoes toppled like dominoes, collapsing in death, while those who survived the gunshot wounds were trampled to death by the panicking pinkoes still trying to escape.
The captain of the National Guard division called in an air strike, gave them the coordinates, and watched as, minutes later, jets streaked across the sky and bombarded the fleeing commies with explosives, generating devastating fiery blasts that resulted in more flying limbs, an abrupt end to the commies' agonized screams of terror, and the permeation of the air with the overpowering odor of burning flesh.
Minutes later, all of the corpses were stacked up, doused in gasoline, and set ablaze, as soldiers and cops laughed and casually ate their lunches, oblivious to the scene of destruction.

Back in the Presidential Palace, the Generalissimo gave Minister of State Security Chia Neng Lee a pat on the shoulder. "Well done," he said, smiling. "It was a brilliant idea."

ooc: Sweet.

"We condemn this killing of hippies."-The Great Leader Li

"...yes, it is true," the Generalissimo said, sulking, unable to maintain eye contact with the reporters, as cameras flashed and journalists squabbled among each other for the Generalissimo's attention so they could drown him in a bombardment of questions. "It is true that I am resigning as leader of Roach-Busters," he added dolefully, with a look of absolute conviction. He turned around and slowly walked out of the press conference room.

In downtown RB City, tens of thousands of people- mostly long-haired, hygienically-challenged, pot-smoking, devil-worshipping, far-left college students- took to the streets and cheered. Many gleefully sang, "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead." Others stripped naked and streaked down the streets, screaming like lunatics. Many lit up celebratory joints and smoked themselves into euphoric trances. Others burned, tore, or urinated on Roach-Busters flags. Many shattered windows, upended cars, and beat innocent passers-by, each other, and themselves. Several waved communist flags, shouted obscenities, sprayed graffiti, and threw bags filled with feces, used condoms, spiked balls, and bricks at policemen, who stood idly by, as if waiting for something. Steroes blared obscene rap and rock lyrics so loudly that windows and eardrums shattered. It was utter pandemonium.

J.L. walked back into the press conference with a sardonic grin on his face, and said before the cameras, "You stupid shits. Did you honestly believe I would resign. You gullible fools." He turned toward an advisor. "Call Minister Lee. Tell him his police officers are to shoot on sight anyone caught cheering when I announced my 'resignation.'"
The advisor sharply saluted J.L., said, "Yessir," and promptly left to carry out this order.

Moments later, massive tanks rumbled down the streets, as thousands of National Guardsmen and police officers sprayed tear gas to disperse the crowd. However, the pinkoes continued to resist. "Enough of this," muttered one of the officers. "Fire at will." The sound of gunfire echoed in the humid summer air. Blood splattered everywhere, drizzling the street. Pinkoes toppled like dominoes, collapsing in death, while those who survived the gunshot wounds were trampled to death by the panicking pinkoes still trying to escape.
The captain of the National Guard division called in an air strike, gave them the coordinates, and watched as, minutes later, jets streaked across the sky and bombarded the fleeing commies with explosives, generating devastating fiery blasts that resulted in more flying limbs, an abrupt end to the commies' agonized screams of terror, and the permeation of the air with the overpowering odor of burning flesh.
Minutes later, all of the corpses were stacked up, doused in gasoline, and set ablaze, as soldiers and cops laughed and casually ate their lunches, oblivious to the scene of destruction.

Back in the Presidential Palace, the Generalissimo gave Minister of State Security Chia Neng Lee a pat on the shoulder. "Well done," he said, smiling. "It was a brilliant idea."

J.L. you have gone way to far this time. You tried to fool us all and the worse part is you tricked your own citizens. You truly are the worlds coldest most heartless bastard. You should rot in the bowels of hell for all eternity.

-President Michael W. Nellis

J.L. you have gone way to far this time. You tried to fool us all and the worse part is you tricked your own citizens. You truly are the worlds coldest most heartless bastard.

-President Michael W. Nellis

Why, thank you.

-Generalissimo J.L.

ooc: Sweet.

"We condemn this killing of hippies."-The Great Leader Li

They were rioting and showed revolutionary, subversive, treasonous tendencies, for which they were deemed unworthy of living.

-Minister of State Security Chia Neng Lee

"An awesome way to reveal antigoverment fools. Well done, JL, even President Hobo Bob is complimenting you, and he really doesn't like you."
-Lieutanant TK Termite

What! That was a master stroke, excellent work. Now we should see no further distate of your enlightened rule by disillusioned deamon worshippers.

-Shah Khosru III

Official Public Announcement

That was a brilliant old friend! When I heard on the T.V. that you where resigning I was about to call a emergency meeting. I couldn't let the great nation of Roach-Busters to fall to the hands of communists. But when I heard it was a joke I wouldn't stop laughing. You sure do know how make a dictator's day more happier.

-Emperor Nikolaos Onassis
Athens, Greece

I congratulate you on your effective methods on ridding those rebellious weaklings.

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Oh that's it Generalissimo, you have gone too far. Genocides, war crimes, gulags. But when you lied to your own people on live national television, you destroyed what little honor you might've had. J.L. After a fast meeting of the Imperial Congress, the Imperial Commonwealth has decided to declare war on you for obstruction of justice, genocide, war crimes, supression of civil rights, lieing, etc etc. You have twenty four hours to actually resign or bear the front of a full blooded Rosian invasion force, and contrary to rumors, we are very highly trained and ready to destroy anything.
Chancellory of Defense
First Sea Lord Wilhem von Sturben (http://encarta.msn.com/media_461515508/Admiral_George_Dewey.html)
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Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Oh that's it Generalissimo, you have gone too far. Genocides, war crimes, gulags. But when you lied to your own people on live national television, you destroyed what little honor you might've had. J.L. After a fast meeting of the Imperial Congress, the Imperial Commonwealth has decided to declare war on you for obstruction of justice, genocide, war crimes, supression of civil rights, lieing, etc etc. You have twenty four hours to actually resign or bear the front of a full blooded Rosian invasion force, and contrary to rumors, we are very highly trained and ready to destroy anything.
Chancellory of Defense
First Sea Lord Wilhem von Sturben (http://encarta.msn.com/media_461515508/Admiral_George_Dewey.html)
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Parthia laughs at this feeble threat. Hundreds of thousands of Parthian soldiers are based in Roach Busters, and more are being deployed as we speak thanks to your rediculous threat on my ally. Your choices are simple, you can end that proclimation, or invade and be slaughtered. The choice is yours.

-Shah Khosru III

Secret IC to President J.L.

Nice one, very nice. Almost brought a tear to my eye... not for those damn hippies of course.

-President-General Mitchell C. Craig

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

Oh that's it Generalissimo, you have gone too far. Genocides, war crimes, gulags. But when you lied to your own people on live national television, you destroyed what little honor you might've had. J.L. After a fast meeting of the Imperial Congress, the Imperial Commonwealth has decided to declare war on you for obstruction of justice, genocide, war crimes, supression of civil rights, lieing, etc etc. You have twenty four hours to actually resign or bear the front of a full blooded Rosian invasion force, and contrary to rumors, we are very highly trained and ready to destroy anything.
Chancellory of Defense
First Sea Lord Wilhem von Sturben (http://encarta.msn.com/media_461515508/Admiral_George_Dewey.html)
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Official Burnsian Statement

If this was some sort of Internet-based nation simulation game, I'd be pulling a *cough of laughter behind hand* right now.

http://www.lifeinlegacy.com/2004/0228/Diaz-canabateAntonio.jpg
Tarin Allah Karzawi-Teien'n
Burnsian Office of External Affairs
Director

(Are you calling my Army weak >_> <_<)

Parthia laughs at this feeble threat. Hundreds of thousands of Parthian soldiers are based in Roach Busters, and more are being deployed as we speak thanks to your rediculous threat on my ally. Your choices are simple, you can end that proclimation, or invade and be slaughtered. The choice is yours.

-Shah Khosru III

Official Reply:

Feeble? You greatly underestimate the Rosian Armed Forces. The Armed Forces are being roused as we speak. Do not stop us, Shah.
Chancellory of Defense

OOC: Yeap. :)

I believe they are. And so are we. Green Sun will stand behind our ally 100% in this. His actions was using decept and reverse psychology to bring out enemies of the state, which he eliminated. As long as he didn't harm any unloyal citizens, he did nothing more than eliminate enemies.

Message to The Island of Rose,
We find ourselves on opposite sides of the trench yet again TIoR. Your pathetic and weak attempts at demanding J.L.'s step down is nothing more then an invasion of Sovereignty, one you so righteously defended while we were apart of the Feline Catfish conflict. You are nothing more then a hypocrite, we full back Roach-Busters.

Imperator Shimara
Advisor to Dread Lord Bane

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Message to The Island of Rose,
We find ourselves on opposite sides of the trench yet again TIoR. Your pathetic and weak attempts at demanding J.L.'s step down is nothing more then an invasion of Sovereignty, one you so righteously defended while we were apart of the Feline Catfish conflict. You are nothing more then a hypocrite, we full back Roach-Busters.

Imperator Shimara
Advisor to Dread Lord Bane

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/nomanor/img/eu_bg.jpg

To: Imperator Shimara
From: Sergei Ilyanov, First Chancellor of Foreign Affairs

J.L. is not suited to lead a nation. The Feline Catfish situation has nothing to do with this. We will not step down, we will never step down. We are not weak, we are not pathetic. We are a strong people and we will liberate the nation of Roach-Busters or die trying. You underestimate us greatly, that is a
great mistake. Watch yourselves.
Sergei Ilyanov

JL has done a rare thing. He's ruling as an autocracy, and even though there's more he could do to help out his people, his people still love him. That's a hard thing to accomplish. Just because he's hunting commies doesn't mean he's a bad person or an unfit ruler.

To Sergei Ilyanov,
Oh but the Feline Catfish conflict does, you believe sovereignty is so important than go and demand the step down of a leader that only wishes to execute those who aren’t loyal to him. So silence your hypocrisy or face the wrath of the Dread Lord himself! Consider this your first and only warning.

Imperator Shimara
Advisor to Dread Lord Bane

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Official Reply:

Feeble? You greatly underestimate the Rosian Armed Forces. The Armed Forces are being roused as we speak. Do not stop us, Shah.
Chancellory of Defense

But I will.

-Shah Khosru III

(Green Sun, the message was secret >_>)

I thank my wonderful allies for their support.

-Generalissimo J.L.

(Green Sun, the message was secret >_>)
((I didn't see 'Secret IC' on it. If you're talking about your message to him, since when could you tell me what speeches to make?))

Soon, Rosians will become the new Shoobans.

-Generalissimo J.L.

((I didn't see 'Secret IC' on it. If you're talking about your message to him, since when could you tell me what speeches to make?))

(You need to understand how I work. If I do "Official Statement" or "Official Reply" then it's public. If I use the code feature or do the "To: From:" thing, it's secret. Okay?)

Secret IC to President J.L.

Nice one, very nice. Almost brought a tear to my eye... not for those damn hippies of course.

-President-General Mitchell C. Craig

Thanks, but it's actually "Generalissimo" J.L.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Soon, Rosians will become the new Shoobans.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Thats was funny, J.L. Had a nice laugh. Thanks.

~ Count JWolf

OOC: Here he goes with the shoobans again.... TAG

Thanks, but it's actually "Generalissimo" J.L.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: When did it stop being President J.L., too? I just got back into NS :(

OOC: When did it stop being President J.L., too? I just got back into NS :(

(OOC: I changed it to Generalissimo a long time ago.)

Official Public Announcement

It saddens me to see allies of mine go and fight each other. I will remain neutral in this conflict. But I suggest we first use diplomacy and then if that doesn't work feel free to blow each other up. A diplomatic conference between Roach-Busters and the Island of Rose hosted in Greece might solve this problem.

-Emperor Nikolaos Onassis
Athens, Greece

Official Public Announcement

It saddens me to see allies of mine go and fight each other. I will remain neutral in this conflict. But I suggest we first use diplomacy and then if that doesn't work feel free to blow each other up. A diplomatic conference between Roach-Busters and the Island of Rose hosted in Greece might solve this problem.

-Emperor Nikolaos Onassis
Athens, Greece

I will attend said conference if the Rosians do.

-Generalissimo J.L.

I will attend said conference if the Rosians do.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Official Reply:

Fine, we'll send somebody then. Bah.
Chancellory of Foreign Affairs

Official Public Announcement

It saddens me to see allies of mine go and fight each other. I will remain neutral in this conflict. But I suggest we first use diplomacy and then if that doesn't work feel free to blow each other up. A diplomatic conference between Roach-Busters and the Island of Rose hosted in Greece might solve this problem.

-Emperor Nikolaos Onassis
Athens, Greece

Yes, Emperor Nikolaos Onassis is right. We don't need bloodshed, we need peace.

~ Count JWolf

Official Statement

The Burnsian Desert will send diplomatic personnel to strut around and look important, and possibly to aid the goings of the conference. With the three nations' approval, of course.

TO:Sergei Ilyanov, TIOR
FROM: Sir Alex Broxtowe
RE: Dec. Of War.

Dear sirs,

Whereas your decision seems somewhat hasty, we are glad to see diplomacy being given a shot, we do wish to add our support to your position, at least in private to your endeavour. Although we also know if the worst comes to worst, and with the troops and forces of the opposition are numerically superior, they will not stand against a truely proffesional force, of which I know you to possess in significantly superior quantites to your opponents.

You will have our backing if things go from bad to worse, we shall make contacts and see who else will come to your side. Right is on your side, do not make us regret our assisstance.

Your friends are here. When you need us we will come.

Yours in friendship.

Strength, Courage, Honour and Unity

Sir Alex Broxtowe
Foreign Minister of The Freethinker Commonwealth

Official Reply:

Fine, we'll send somebody then. Bah.
Chancellory of Foreign Affairs

You have chosen wisely. Very wisely.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Official Reply:

Fine, we'll send somebody then. Bah.
Chancellory of Foreign Affairs
Official Public Announcement

That is good to hear! If other nations that would like to attend to back up there allies they may come.

-Emperor Nikolaos Onassis
Athens, Greece

OOC: Should the conference be in this thread or in a new thread?

Official Public Announcement

That is good to hear! If other nations that would like to attend to back up there allies they may come.

-Emperor Nikolaos Onassis
Athens, Greece

OOC: Should the conference be in this thread or in a new thread?

(OOC: New thread.)

You have chosen wisely. Very wisely.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Official Reply:

If you are going to go to a peace conference, do not give us your veiled threats.
Chancellory of Foreign Affairs

Official Reply:

If you are going to go to a peace conference, do not give us your veiled threats.
Chancellory of Foreign Affairs

If you're going to a peace conference, don't tell me what to do.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: The conference thread: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=8784548#post8784548

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TO: All Those Involved in the Matter
FROM: Lord Indigo Blue, the Absolutionist State of Austar Union
SUBJECT: Comments regarding Shoobans
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Let it be known, that I personally consider the Island of Rose to be a friend of both myself and of this Union. And whilst I will not participate in any conflict which could arise from this, I will step forward should any Rosian be killed or murdered without just reason. I will be your law Generalissimo, and should you commit crimes against my demand, the fist of Justice shall reign down firmly upon your soul. May you choose peace over haste my friend.

Yours In Excellence,

Lord Indigo Blue
The Absolutionist State of Austar Union

Reading the message quickly before sending it, Indigo was certain that it was quick and concise, fair but firm. That was his exact position on the matter, and although he was not fond of conlfict himself, Indigo was no man to shy away from the protection of both his friends of allies. No Rosian would suffer at the hand of this crazed dictator, especially given his past record of human right's breachings. He was hardly fair himself, and required someone much larger to just keep him in check. Save to say Indigo was one to care very little of what he does elsewhere, but regarding the Rosians he would take careful attention.

Secret IC:

I was going to recommend you retire to Pacitalia. Oh, well, continue on, dear friend. It was a funny idea, but I don't know about the killing part.

Timothy Ell
Prime Minister

The Holy Military Republic of Neo Earth stands behind our ally of TIOR. Should any conflict come to pass, they shall have our full military backing.