MassPwnage
30-04-2005, 02:55
"These are the core principles of heavily armed hippieism."-The Great Leader Li
The 6 way Path:
Principle #1: Being Heavily Armed. (Military Spending)
Explanation: Let's face it, we all want peace, but that's never going to happen. So thus, being heavily armed is the central tenet of Heavily Armed Hippieism, because protection from warmongering religious rightist capitalist nutjobs is paramount to the survival of a hippieist state.
Principle #2: Love for all. (Welfare)
Explanation: A hippie has a certain amount of unconditional love and respect for community, family, and the world at large, no matter what. Love ensures good harmony among all.
Principle #3: Discover the world (Education)
Explanation: Discovering the world means education, either by going to school, or by discovering one's spirtual side through religion, drugs, or an embrace of mental illness.
Principle #4: Tolerance (Civil Liberties)
Explanation: Everyone has a different lifestyle. Being hasty to judge is a bad thing. Instead, we must be open to the lifestyles of all.
Principle #5: Collectivism (Economic Policy)
Explanation: We must share what is rightfully ours instead of wastefully squandering it by obsessing over ways to obtain more at the expense of others.
Principle #6: Love for Our Mother Earth (Environmentalism)
Explanation: We have one Earth, until we can colonize Mars. Until we colonize Mars, we must respect our Mother Earth and not squander the resources we have been blessed with.
The 6 way Path:
Principle #1: Being Heavily Armed. (Military Spending)
Explanation: Let's face it, we all want peace, but that's never going to happen. So thus, being heavily armed is the central tenet of Heavily Armed Hippieism, because protection from warmongering religious rightist capitalist nutjobs is paramount to the survival of a hippieist state.
Principle #2: Love for all. (Welfare)
Explanation: A hippie has a certain amount of unconditional love and respect for community, family, and the world at large, no matter what. Love ensures good harmony among all.
Principle #3: Discover the world (Education)
Explanation: Discovering the world means education, either by going to school, or by discovering one's spirtual side through religion, drugs, or an embrace of mental illness.
Principle #4: Tolerance (Civil Liberties)
Explanation: Everyone has a different lifestyle. Being hasty to judge is a bad thing. Instead, we must be open to the lifestyles of all.
Principle #5: Collectivism (Economic Policy)
Explanation: We must share what is rightfully ours instead of wastefully squandering it by obsessing over ways to obtain more at the expense of others.
Principle #6: Love for Our Mother Earth (Environmentalism)
Explanation: We have one Earth, until we can colonize Mars. Until we colonize Mars, we must respect our Mother Earth and not squander the resources we have been blessed with.