NationStates Jolt Archive

After careful consideration , Mationland has decided to declare war of feline catfish . This is because feline catfish poses a threat to us and the international community . Hataria will be given a chance to withdraw its convoy or else it will be attacked by the MRAF (Mationland Royal Air Force) . Mationland needs the international community's suggestion on how near it should enter Fenline catfish's territory before it starts bombarding its shores .
This is important because it matters alot . Here's why :
1)100nm from FC's shore - Missile and Artilery To Bombard Shoreline
2)60nm from FC's shore - Missile and Artilery bombard shoreline while Air force attacks shoreline defences
3)20nm from FC's shore - Missile and Artilery bombard as much as possible until out of range , Air Force attacks any defences that their oil capacity permits . Landing crafts to land on shore and troops and tanks to push as far as possible .
4)Don't declare war - No war , threat to international community

Regards ,
Mationland War Minister

Btw , Mationland has high tech satalites to uncover where FC's military bases and hidden missile sites are .

Leafanistan offers support to Mationland and also has space weapons.

Tactical Data Output:

Hand of God Tactical MASER System [Eye of God MASER targeter] for anti-material use
Microsats for anti-satellite use
EMP weapons for anti-material use

Leafanistan proposes we give Feline Catfish 50nm of territorial waters a fair amount that isn't absurd.

Official Public Announcement

Will you stop with this pure warmongering? Feline Catfish did not do anything bad. They just armed themselves with nuclear weapons which is totally fine and expanded there territorial waters. There is no authority on this planet stopping them from doing that. You might say this is against the international laws and the U.N. but many people do not recognize them including me.

-Emperor Nikolaos Onassis
Athens, Greece

"Any vessels that enter our territorial waters will be destroyed. It is not your place, nor the place of any other foreign power, to set Feline territorial boundaries, and we resent your weak nation pretending that it can."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish

Mationland has 24 hours to retract their declaration of war, or else the Excessively Armed Empire will move to strike them directly. There will be NO attacks on Feline Catfish whatsoever, and if your nation wishes to try its luck, then be prepared for a staggering defeat.

There will be no additional warnings or instructions. Either retract your statement or be prepared to suffer a fate most unspeakable. End of story.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

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