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Spies have recently sent messages saying:
"The holy empire of Lucastefanland are building...... silos, a lot! But only few have been reported of having actual misiles inside"

Is the holy empire of Lucastefanland preparing for a war? If so, with who?

OOC: <TAG> 'cause I've got spies everywhere, especially underground.

OOC: A very small Tag cos i probably dont have any spies anywhere near you...

You can start RPing anytime...

(sorry for the double post)

My nukes are ready! I've got abot 50 nukes right now, ready and aimed!

*Lucas, the presidente of Lucastefanland orders the aiming of the nucklear warheads. "Aim for the enemy silos!"

reports came in that Call to power's armed forces where preparing for war all leave was cancelled and all traffic in and out of call to power was halted

OOC: I really doubt you have 50 nukes. I mean even if you did, they would more than likely be ignored in a rp because you didnt put any development into them. All you did was the abrakadabra, I got nukes.

Try to make a good development thread, where you start out with a couple bombs on the scale of the ones used in WWII and work your way up from there.

***Official Proclimation***
The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom
http://www.theodora.com/flags/zi.gif

Made by: Multiple Persons (Signitures Below)

The Holy Empire of Shazbotdom declares that reasons be said by LucaStefanLand for the conflict. Nuclear capabilities are not to be used for a first strike offensive and without a reason for the attack the Holy Empire will have to officially Condemn the actions of your nation.

Signed on this Holy Day, April 28th:
Mr. Shaz Bot
Emporer

Grand Admiral James E. Rockenbach
Minister of Defence

4 Star General Craig L. Theod
Minister of the Army

Admiral George Yackber
Minister of the Navy

Brigadeer General Ken Shuemaker
Minister of the Air Force

Mr. Larry Williams
Minister of Forign Affairs

Mr. John J. Adams
Speaker of the Parliment
~~~End Transmission~~~

Spies have recently sent messages saying:
"The holy empire of Lucastefanland are building...... silos, a lot! But only few have been reported of having actual misiles inside"

Is the holy empire of Lucastefanland preparing for a war? If so, with who?

Just in case you weren't aware, that's apparently me. This was recently dropped in my telegram box:

I declare war! Check the forums for the action..

I've decided to dignify this with a lengthy response. Not because it deserves one, but because I am really, really bored. This will be divided into lots of sections - direct and indirect responses, spelling critiques and the odd interjection, in-game and out-of-game RP's, and a formal apology at the end -because I like categorizing things way too much. Hope you enjoy.

LucaStefanLand: I'm sorry, but what in the almighty hells are you babbling about? I'm not really even sure I know you - though after the telegram, I've been looking with interest at your absolutely miserable "End War" proposals. I see you've been making broad steps in that direction (apologies, blatant sarcasm isn't always totally apparent over the internet). But I don't see even a formal warning of this war anywhere in your forum posts, and I don't see what I could have done to provoke you.

But, damnit, if someone is going to declare war on me, I sure as hell am going to earn it!


My nukes are ready! I've got abot(by the way, spelled with a u) 50 nukes right now, ready and aimed!

*Lucas, the presidente of Lucastefanland orders the aiming of the nucklear warheads. "Aim for the enemy silos!"

Enemy silos. Heh. Hehehe. Hehehehehehe. Silos. 'Cause, you know, I have lots of those (Another sarcasm alert). Funny. Also, the "presidente" of Lucastefanland misspelled nuclear. Does that mean your leader is illiterate?

And also. 50 nukes. 1.548 BILLION people. I could be armed with nothing more than sharp rocks and still be doing some serious damage.
Considering I have no actual nukes of my own, what the hell are you going to point the nukes at? It's not like you can damage my imploded economy, kill my massive amounts of citizens, or vaporize my nonexistent military. And, really, what else is there to aim for?

To retort on an actual semi-RP to this lunacy, I have continually informed anyone who cares - long before this nimrod was around - that the Dark Realm of Unnormalcy is located in an extra-dimensional pocket in an unseen part of the NS world. It's about the size of a single point in space to the naked eye, and we don't give locations out to imbeciles. It is also host to some of the most erratic weather patterns and environmental hazards known to man, and as my citizens are, for the most part, Pojo's, a breed of fire-breathing chicken. This is a bit more than you can handle.

I don't particularly care if you have nuclear missiles aimed at me, they'll never find their way through the vast infinity of space between us, much less breach the interdimensional gap. I don't care if you send troops, because they'll never survive in the complete and utter chaos that is my realm.

To make it simple: I'm ignoring you. Because you're a dumbass.




I should apologize to the sane members of this thread for this moderately illogical and derogatory post. Admittedly, I made all of this stuff up, but I have several solid reasons as to why it is grounds for dismissal of this ridiculous war thingy.
A) War is not included in NS rules, and therefore subject to roleplaying considerations.
B)Also on the war-roleplaying subject, I don't know the particular rules of it, do not care to learn the particular rules of it, and will never actually learn the particular rules of it. (I'm also assuming Luca doesn't know either) Regardless of this post, Luca can say that he blowed me up all he likes, it doesn't make it so.
C) I made all of this stuff up - every detail of it - before Luca decided to make up a couple of nuclear warheads in stark violation of his own bad proposals. I also detailed the chaos of my realm in various forum posts, my regional news, and my own regional description.
D) This is (as far as I can tell) an unprovoked act (although I suppose I'm certainly provoking you now. Also, Pbbth.) against me, given without any particular reason or logic behind it. I am also very bored. Therefore, while I am content to ignore Luca for his stupidity, and simply not take part in this "war", I feel I might as well describe exactly how, and to what depths, I am ignoring him, in vivid and descriptive adjectives such as "hoolafunk".
E) My region is founded on illogic and insanity. I am its creator and king. They don't call me LocoPojo for nothing.

In other words, if you think that this particular action is a violation of some RPing thing or other odd off-game detail I don't know about, then it is and I'll stay out of it. I just felt a need to take a somewhat unique internet situation and explore it in writing, hopefully to the amusement of some.

This post will self-destruct if a mod considers it too flameish.