NationStates Jolt Archive

Hy! I'm trying to spread this religion to other nations. It's called Playism, and you can find all you need to know here: http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Playism

So, please grant us permission to send Playist Mercenaries to your nation to try to convert your people. Thanks.

List of Countries where Missionaries are allowed:

Pintopia

Theao

Romandeos

Ness Snorlaxia

The Burnsian Desert

Arkhum

Ainthenar

No State At All

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Let us into your country to challenge your system of government and culture with yet another cult, who forces people to convert, trying to hide behind the guise of a proper religion. No thanks, I think we'll pass.

Elsa Berger,
Minister of Foreign Affairs,
Federal Republic of Aequatio

Dear leaders of the Playist religon. The DINONIAN CHURCH find this talk as nothing but blasphomy. We suggest that you stop this talk before we send the Clerics in to shut you down.

Pope George I
DINONIAN CHURCH
Christot
Christac

Frisbie Freaks,
Although our national animal is the Pit Bull Terrier we welcome all dogs and ideas to our democracy. If you have no ill feeling toward our national animal then you may send your missionaries to our country and if people like Playism you may find some followers.


Pintopian Senitorial Commission On Religions

No mercenaries shall be allowed to force our people to convert to any religion! Leave our people be or face the wrath of Romandeos!

~ Representative of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

Provided you do not attempt conversion by force, threats or criminal activities we welcome your missionaries.

First of all people, I'm not trying to force people into Playism. Just telling people in the market for a new religion that there are religions to convert too. :)

Frisbie Freaks,
Although our national animal is the Pit Bull Terrier we welcome all dogs and ideas to our democracy. If you have no ill feeling toward our national animal then you may send your missionaries to our country and if people like Playism you may find some followers.


Pintopian Senitorial Commission On Religions

I added you to the list of nations friendly to the Playist Ideals. Thank you. :)

(How did you know I am a dog?

History shows that after you invaded and occupied the country of Stavrapolia, you forced its population to convert to your own religion, after which you continued to invade other nations and forcefully convert them, so excuse us for being weary of such a violent cult.

Elsa Berger,
Minister of Foreign Affairs,
Federal Republic of Aequatio

(OOC: This was an IC post, don't lecture me for it.)

I doubt very much you will find any large number of converts in Romandeos, but if you wish, you may attempt it.

P.S: If you try anything funny, the Romandeosian Royal Armed Forces will be brought in to the mix.

~ King Christian Woodburne I of the Kingdom of Romandeos.

As Ness Snorlaxia is a nation that values freedom, we will allow Playist missionaries into our nation, and will be free to go wherever they want. If anyone takes interest, you might find some followers.

Although what you say about no harm done might be true, we are skeptical of past records. If any citizen is converted to Playism using harm, force, or threats, then the proper authorities will be notified.

Laura Kallio
Foreign Affairs Minister,
United States of Ness Snorlaxia

Erm, since when do mercenaries convert people? Isn't that the job of missionaries?

Official Burnsian Statement

Go ahead. We don't much care what you do here, but if you start raising hell like a few other cults we've had to deal with, consider yourselves marked. People have a free will; if they want to follow your ideals, they can do so.

(How did you know I am a dog?


I followed the link to read about your religion and saw you worship dogs. I wasn't sure if you actually were a dog. I thought you might be because of "Grrrrr". Are you?

The Nomadic Peoples of Arckum welcomes this new religon openly, however warns the Playists that attacks on the Shelties will not be tolerated. We hope that this religion grows strong inour nation.

Prime Minister Zarn,
The Nomadic Peoples of Arckum.

OOC: are you sending mercenaries or missionaries. There is a differrence you know.

sounds good to me. i could use a break from being pounded into catholicism

Is the ball god Michael Jorden??

In the name of the father, son and the holy frisbee

In the name of the father, son and the holy frisbee
LOL

"I'm going to have to go with a flat 'no' on that one. Missionaries will be barred from entering Taerkasten just like all other unauthorised personnel. The last thing we need are cultists spoiling our tranquil society."

Druid Helios
Taerkasten Druidic Council

Oh, and we'll allow in missionaries, but not if they try to convert people by force.

Playism will be classified as a subversive version of Satanism in Jeruselem, therefore it is officially banned. Please do not send your mercenaries or missionaries to Jeruselem as the local Catholics, Moslems and Jews do not welcome Paganist religions to pollute our religious lands.

Any armed mercenaries sent to our nation will regarded as hostile forces and deadly force will be used.

God bless

Dear leaders of the Playist religon. The DINONIAN CHURCH find this talk as nothing but blasphomy. We suggest that you stop this talk before we send the Clerics in to shut you down.

Pope George I
DINONIAN CHURCH
Christot
Christac

Oh, yeah? Well what screwed up religion do YOU follow :rolleyes:

I followed the link to read about your religion and saw you worship dogs. I wasn't sure if you actually were a dog. I thought you might be because of "Grrrrr". Are you?

I based my Frisbee Freak nation, and the Playist religion on my dog. The leader of Frisbee Freaks is "Juun", and "June" is my dog's name. So, yes, the leader of Frisbee Freaks is a Border Collie who is obbsessed with Playing with Balls and Frisbees

OOC: are you sending mercenaries or missionaries. There is a differrence you know.

Missionaries. ;)

The Kingdom of Roman Dacia will allow your missionaries into our nation whit the condition that your missionaries respect laws of our nation.

Oh, yeah? Well what screwed up religion do YOU follow :rolleyes:

OOC - Anglican

IC -The DINONIAN CHURCH, a church so powerful that all the letters are capitals. We have Clerics geared up. If you attempt to get near Christac or any other DINONIAN CHURCH states, we will hunt you down.

Pope George I
DINONIAN CHURCH
Christot
Christac

Is the ball god Michael Jorden??

ummmm, no. :rolleyes: :confused:

The smilies look like balls. The Ball God must have done that. Praise him!

OOC - Anglican

IC -The DINONIAN CHURCH, a church so powerful that all the letters are capitals. We have Clerics geared up. If you attempt to get near Christac or any other DINONIAN CHURCH states, we will hunt you down.

Pope George I
DINONIAN CHURCH
Christot
Christac

IC: The Frisbee Freak plane flew right across the Christac Borders.

Pilot: "Well, we came near him, I'll go back home now"

He turns the Plane around and goes back home. So, now, A Frisbee Freak missionary was 6 feet behind Christac borders for exactly 7 seconds. Was that too much?

OOC: To everyone who accepted missionaries, how popular is Playism? Is is spreading?

So, this "Ball God," did he just create the Earth, or everything else round and spherical?

I would praise the Ball God, especially if I was a Playist, but the problem is that other gods and goddesses claim to have created the Earth, such as God, or Din. Are you sure that the Ball God was the real creator of Earth?

Anyway, according to our sources, some people have converted to Playism. But then again, most Ness Snorlaxians don't get the concept of "universal altering frisbees," and I swear to Martel I have no idea what a "sheltie" is.

Laura Kallio
Minister of Foreign Affairs
United States of Ness Snorlaxia

So, this "Ball God," did he just create the Earth, or everything else round and spherical?

I would praise the Ball God, especially if I was a Playist, but the problem is that other gods and es claim to have created the Earth, such as God, Martel, and Din. Are you sure that the Ball God was the real creator of Earth?

Laura Kallio
Minister of Foreign Affairs
United States of Ness Snorlaxia

Are you sure God, Martel, or Din created the world? It's all just theories, like the big bang.

Hail,

The Borderlands of Forthox, having recently recovered from a violent fit of rebellion and and takeover by treacherous native rebels, will not currently allow the passage of such suspicious missionaries.

Regretfully,
Rivyth Shnell, Senate Consul of the Forthox Borderlands of Rome.

Hail,

The Borderlands of Forthox, having recently recovered from a violent fit of rebellion and and takeover by treacherous native rebels, will not currently allow the passage of such suspicious missionaries.

Regretfully,
Rivyth Shnell, Senate Consul of the Forthox Borderlands of Rome.

I'll respect that. Would you like some aid from The Jerklandwhereweplayallthetime Of Frisbee Freaks so you can recover your economy?

Are you sure God, Martel, or Din created the world? It's all just theories, like the big bang.

For all we know, dinnerplates or sweet Caroline could have created the Earth and the universe as a whole. Unless someone goes back in time and witnesses the event, then we may never know.

Laura Kallio
Minister of Foreign Affairs
United States of Ness Snorlaxia

Hail,

While such an offer is appreciated and respected, the regional economy of the borderlands has grown stable and much improved with the aid of its glorious Roman allies and its exportation of uranium to the nations of Rome.

The Senate has decided that it will not allow, due to the lack of necessity, the Borderlands of Forthox to be chained to the servitude of foreign aid.

With respect,
Rivyth Shnell, Senate Consul of the Forthox Borderlands of Rome.

A small faction is beginning to convert to Playism in the Republic of Pintopia. If given more time it may become more widespread.

I swear to Martel I have no idea what a "sheltie" is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheltie click on the link

For all we know, dinnerplates or sweet Caroline could have created the Earth and the universe as a whole. Unless someone goes back in time and witnesses the event, then we may never know.

Laura Kallio
Minister of Foreign Affairs
United States of Ness Snorlaxia

Tell us about this "dinnerplateism"



A small faction is beginning to convert to Playism in the Republic of Pintopia. If given more time it may become more widespread.

Cool. Just saying here, any missionary that tries forced conversion, or threats, etc. will go to a Frisbee Freak court. ;)

Thank you for providing us with the sheltie information.

Dinnerplateism... umm... is a religion I created when I was a kid. On the radio, there was... some band that I was listening to called "The Supremes" and they wrote a "holy" book called "Stop! In the Name of Love."

Well, it is great that any missionary who harms people will go to your nation's court. We don't have any idea what that's like, however.

Laura Kallio
Minister of Foreign Affairs
United States of Ness Snorlaxia