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We Want the Old J.L. to Return, Say Citizens

by Walter Krankheit

Recent polls show that over 89% of Roach-Busterians "want the old J.L. back," according to surveys conducted jointly by ten of this nation's leading newspapers. They savor memories of the old times when J.L. was known as 'President,' and not 'Generalissimo,' when elections were free, fair, and frequent, when civil rights flourished, and when RB was renowned among nations as a 'paradise of freedom.' Citizens express alarm over what they call "the Generalissimo's totalitarianism at home, aggression abroad, and altogether unwise and evil policies." The Generalissimo himself was unavailable for comment.

OOC:Who's Calvin Cyprian? Just wondering.

OOC:Who's Calvin Cyprian? Just wondering.

(OOC: He was my Vice-President, until I changed 'Vice-President' to 'Prime Minister.' He's Prime Minister now.)

Listen to your people J.L.... They tend to know what's best. - Mikhail Bornov, Member Of The Leningrad Duma

The old J.L. would be nice to have back. It was the commies who turn the old J.L. into the new J.L. Now, J.L. is going nuts because of what the commies did to him.

~ Count JWolf

Official Reply:

We recommend that JL complies with his people, if only to remain in power. The fact of the matter is, an angry mob of people can do a lot to a country, how do you think we became socialist in the first place?
Chancellory of Foreign Affairs

Official Public Announcement

I think J.L. needs to go on a nice long and good vacation. I don't mean it in a bad way but a good way.

-Emperor Nikolaos Onassis
Athens, Greece

(OOC: He was my Vice-President, until I changed 'Vice-President' to 'Prime Minister.' He's Prime Minister now.)

OOC:Ok, thanks.

BIC:

Unofficial Statement
Yah, J.L., listen to your people. Of course, you'd never listen to a pinko-commie like me. -Aemon Chaliny, reputedly in his kitchen, killing roaches and humming the RB national anthem.

Official Imperial Statement

Hate to say it, but I think I liked the old J.L. better too. Maybe it's too late, but hey, people sometimes change.

-Emperor Antonius The (Really) Great

Oh, please. Do you really think I should let public opinion dictate how I govern?

-Generalissimo J.L.

If not *all* the way back to the way you were, JL, at least take back your position on human rights, these people don't need to be killed for their opinion. The people of RB want to be happy, and when you're the leader of a nation and your people are happy, it's a very warm and fuzzy feeling.
Vice President Lieutanant TK Termite, born in Green Sun, raised in RB.

"I have never heard of or met Generalissimo J.L. But I like the old him too" Says a confused Head of Foreign Affairs in Christac, during a debate.

Official Imperial Statement Part Deux

We of the Imperial Government have officially changed our minds. J.L. should remain an evil totalitarian megalomaniac. He's just too damn good at it.

Yes go back to the old it is what will keep you in power. If the people don't like the dictator if he is a iron-fist. Look for example my nation has just cracked open because nobody likes the crazy paranoied El Senor Wolfgang Rico. He was a evil leader who would kill any opposition to his regime. Now he is being revolted against by the people (you got those TGs about this right)

Unofficial Response

Official Reply:
The fact of the matter is, an angry mob of people can do a lot to a country, how do you think we became socialist in the first place?

-Aemon Chaliny, reputedly in his kitchen, killing roaches and humming the RB national anthem.

Stupid, stupid, J.L. He's not reading what he has been sent. That's the first step to destruction.... -Aemon Chaliny, reputedly in shower.

Official Imperial Statement Part Deux

We of the Imperial Government have officially changed our minds. J.L. should remain an evil totalitarian megalomaniac. He's just too damn good at it.

Phew, you scared me for a moment!

-Generalissimo J.L.

Offiacial Tonissian Response



Give Us the Shoobans

Phew, you scared me for a moment!

-Generalissimo J.L.

Consider it a belated April Fools joke.

-Emperor Antonius The (Exceptionally) Wise

Phew, you scared me for a moment!

-Generalissimo J.L.
Official Public Announcement

I still think you need to take a vacation.

-Emperor Nikolaos Onassis
Athens, Greece

We agree with our friends in Greece. Take a quiet vacation with the Mrs. and return, and think about your options. We'd definitely prefer if you returned to the President, truly democratic type you were before - our Prime Minister would especially like to see that - and maybe that will speed up the re-establishment of diplomatic relations.

Vasiliou Bandanaris
Agustinate of International Relations

Offiacial Tonissian Response



Give Us the Shoobans


Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!

-Generalissimo J.L.

(OOC: He was my Vice-President, until I changed 'Vice-President' to 'Prime Minister.' He's Prime Minister now.)

OOC: When did you do that?

OOC: When did you do that?

(OOC: Just today, in fact. ;))

The Empire prefers the current J.L. he much better at his job.

Emperor Akarth Von Antheron I.

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Do not listen to the people, reveal yourself to be the chosen of your God, show them the pleasure the divine have with you and make them respect you. Those with religious support are more widely loved, thats why 85% of Parthians Love me.

-Shah Khosru III

Do not listen to the people, reveal yourself to be the chosen of your God, show them the pleasure the divine have with you and make them respect you. Those with religious support are more widely loved, thats why 85% of Parthians Love me.

-Shah Khosru III

Thank you for the advice, my friend.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Thank you for the advice, my friend.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Sorry to say this J.L. but I believe that there is no way you can truly revert back to your old self. I know that man and you are so far away that you can never make it back to that man. That is why I believe you should resign and allow your people to elect a new leader. The people know what they want, and it isn't you right now J.L.

-President Michael W. Nellis

P.S. Free the Shoobans!

Sorry to say this J.L. but I believe that there is no way you can truly revert back to your old self. I know that man and you are so far away that you can never make it back to that man. That is why I believe you should resign and allow your people to elect a new leader. The people know what they want, and it isn't you right now J.L.

-President Michael W. Nellis

P.S. Free the Shoobans!

Only fools give a damn about what the people want. I say, the world must be made safe for autocracy. And the Shoobans shall never be freed.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Only fools give a damn about what the people want. I say, the world must be made safe for autocracy. And the Shoobans shall never be freed.

-Generalissimo J.L.

J.L your leadership is faltering. You need to resign before your nation falls into civl war. To be honest I am in the middle of the Shooban thing, but I do believe in democracy and you need to bring that back to Roach Busters.

-Prime Minister Togo