Pintopia
27-04-2005, 23:18
Pintopian Daily Planet
April 27th 2005
Animal Rights Group Raided By Feds
A Pittsville "Animal Rights" office building was raided today in a join effort between the P.S.P.A. and F.T.F. Computers, files, and logbooks were all seized. Animal Liberation Front or A.L.F. as they are called is believed to have known ties to many animal extermist groups. This raid comes on the heels of a recent protest put on by A.L.F. where they demanded that the symbol of our national be changed. Senator McBain R-Clarksville, "I don't know the logistics but I can tell you there is no link between the call for a ban of the pit bull terrier, which is ludacris, and this raid." A spokesman for A.L.F. who wished to remain anonymous had this to say. "We believe in the rights of all animals to be free. Our recent protests of the pit bull or because it is a manmade creation, and not natuarlly occurring in Pintopia. We also feel that this recent raid is the result of our efforts to extinguish this breed from Pintopia. We are being persecuted for executing our god given rights."
The P.S.P.A. and F.T.F. were not available for comment.
April 27th 2005
Animal Rights Group Raided By Feds
A Pittsville "Animal Rights" office building was raided today in a join effort between the P.S.P.A. and F.T.F. Computers, files, and logbooks were all seized. Animal Liberation Front or A.L.F. as they are called is believed to have known ties to many animal extermist groups. This raid comes on the heels of a recent protest put on by A.L.F. where they demanded that the symbol of our national be changed. Senator McBain R-Clarksville, "I don't know the logistics but I can tell you there is no link between the call for a ban of the pit bull terrier, which is ludacris, and this raid." A spokesman for A.L.F. who wished to remain anonymous had this to say. "We believe in the rights of all animals to be free. Our recent protests of the pit bull or because it is a manmade creation, and not natuarlly occurring in Pintopia. We also feel that this recent raid is the result of our efforts to extinguish this breed from Pintopia. We are being persecuted for executing our god given rights."
The P.S.P.A. and F.T.F. were not available for comment.