NationStates Jolt Archive

His name is Dex Fuller, cause Dex is a cool name and he is so cool he carries two katanas and a machismo gun. He likes the ladies. he also likes the guys but only when theres no ladys. and he needs to be drunk. he kicks lots of @$$, and if yuo look at him funny he'l pwn you unless your a seksey lady or a girly man.

this is Dex
http://www.loungespot.com/images/122301coolandy.jpg

he don't take shiz and he'l nuke you if you don't liek him. he killed the zombies in the country, and praised Jesus and now hes in charge. he likes guns and swords and he has a nuclear cannon and a superplasma katana that cuts through everything

his wives are real hot and they run a lot of the military. even tho their hot and twenty, they know their stuff, and they look so hot as they kick your @$$. they're ninja hot chicks with cool guns. heres some pics:

Nadia Fuller, his first wife
She runs the military cause shes half-vamp and half cyborg and half gen-en supersoldier
http://www1.chapman.edu/~reyno109/shrines/Misato.jpg

Christie Fuller, his second wife
Shes in charge of diplomacy but she still kicks @$$ and shes a slutty ninja with throwing starz
http://www.sromagazine.com/photopost/data/500/75246People-_Girls-_Hot_Blonde_In_Bikini.jpg

Jen Fuller, his daughter and third wife
She is so cool, she runs the intel service and secret police. she likes to torture peeps and wants to kill Dex secretely
http://www.hotseeking.com/images/p64740-1.jpg

who wants to meet Dex if your nice he wont kill you with his weaps and take your women because hes a cool guy until you piss him off but thats why hes Supreme Leader.

if your a jerk he'l kick your @$$ and his chicks will too

That's why my leader is the coolest.

Are you an alternate for one of the other nations and you are doing this because you need a joke?

My prince married his own sister, which makes him cooler.

Awesome. I'm blown away!

ph3r d3x 1337....ph3r

whoa there killer, easy on the incest eh?

Dex delcares war on Tocrowkia. He's gonna kick your whole armies ass and sleep with their women.

Dex invites Alurius's leader over for beer and sports. The leader can sleep with any of the hot wives.

Dex doesn't get Draconic Order's joke. Dex thinks about declraing war.

We don't understand your telegram, Transnapastain. Dex becomes angry and shoots the telegram dude with his rocket launcher and cuts up the body wuith his katanas! :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

Tocrowkia wonders why you are declaring war on them, as they have an army bigger then your entire nation.

We don't understand your telegram, Transnapastain. Dex becomes angry and shoots the telegram dude with his rocket launcher and cuts up the body wuith his katanas! :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper: :sniper:

OMFGZ NO35!!!!!!111oneone

Me = Pwned

D3x h45 pwned my m364h3rtz!!!!!!

OMFGZ NO35!!!!!!111oneone

Me = Pwned :O

Lmao.

Dex doesn't get Draconic Order's joke. Dex thinks about declraing war.

um... that wasn't a joke...

http://www.tjhsst.edu/~gkannark/images/Hydrogen%20Bomb%20-%20Apache.jpg
This is wat happened last time Dex got pissed. he's over there right now, kickin your ass. He walks up to your general and cuts off his head and makes sex to his eye hole.

Dex sleeps wit your women.

Heh? who was that directed at?

http://www.tjhsst.edu/~gkannark/images/Hydrogen%20Bomb%20-%20Apache.jpg
This is wat happened last time Dex got pissed. he's over there right now, kickin your ass. He walks up to your general and cuts off his head and makes sex to his eye hole.

Dex sleeps wit your women.

ok, this has to be a joke... who put you up to this... :rolleyes:

-On Board the FSS Tribunal-

"Sir, the I.G.N.O.R.E. torpedoe has been loaded and armed." came the ensigns voice over the comm channel.

"Tactical, lock in Tanista, fire with impunity." The ships commander ordered.

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With that, wave upon wave of IGNORE's were sent forth upon Tanista, officially blocking all forms of nonsense.

Consider your self, Flamebait...

Heh? who was that directed at?

You it seems...

Dex is angry. Why can't people just have beers with him and his womenfolk.

He'll kcik your asses, but he's tired, so he's sending his ninjavampcyborg women.

http://www.tjhsst.edu/~gkannark/images/Hydrogen%20Bomb%20-%20Apache.jpg
This is wat happened last time Dex got pissed. he's over there right now, kickin your ass. He walks up to your general and cuts off his head and makes sex to his eye hole.

Dex sleeps wit your women.


RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAR FH3RR ME D3X70R

OOC: Flamebait? Come on, this is obviously a joke.

IC: Dex RAGES!

Dex is angry. Why can't people just have beers with him and his womenfolk.

He'll kcik your asses, but he's tired, so he's sending his ninjavampcyborg women.

*Blasts them with concealed EMP weapons and allows my men to "have fun" with them.*

*THL fires IGNORE canons at full strength*

OOC: Flamebait? Come on, this is obviously a joke.

IC: Dex RAGES!

I knew it! ok... who are you working for?

Dex IGNORES the IGNORE!

Dex sleeps wit your women!

I knew it! ok... who are you working for?


Shhhh-its a seek-ret

*THL fires IGNORE canons at full strength*

Why don't we just create an IGNORE barrier around their country, why waste precious IGNORE cannon rounds.

OOC: I know that this is obviously a joke, however in my book it still qualifies for flamebait, because that is what is now going on, as it is, I have things to do...sayonara, nice on though....

OOC: Hes working for me baby, me.

IC: President fo' life Wilson (who is a ninja) gathers his hippos friends and wails on his guitar just because this Dex fellow is so freakin sweet.

*joke* *joke* *joke*

*Tocrowkia nukes Dex into oblivion*

Dex and his women jam out with Wilson and have a ninja party. Pirates are invited too. one eyed monkeys and one legged clowns will be provided

free beers and hot cyborgvamp chicks!

Wow. Zero to flamebait in 18 minutes. Not bad, not bad at all. Let's leave that as a record and not ever try to beat it again.

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