Pintopia
25-04-2005, 22:41
Pintopian Daily Planet
April 25th 2005
Back By Popular Demand - The Death Penalty!!
In response to a rise in crime called "troublesome" The Republic of Pintopia has reintroduced the Death Penalty. It is also seen as a way to cut government spending. Presidential canidate George W. Rush donated the rope that will begin this needed program. As Willy Nelson said, "Hang em high in the streets."
In Other News.
Rocker and gun rights advocate Ted Nugent urged Pintonia Rifle Association members Saturday to be "hardcore, radical extremists demanding the right to self defense" and to work daily to recruit new members.
Speaking at the group's annual convention in Pintonia, Nugent said the PRA's current record-high membership of 4 million was nothing to get excited about. He said each PRA member should try to enroll 10 new members over the next year.
"Let's next year sit here and say, 'Holy smokes, the PRA has 40 million members now,"' he said, adding PRA members should only associate with other members. "No one is allowed at our barbecues unless they are a PRA member. Do that in your life."
Nugent, who walked onto the stage with a large assault weapon in each hand, said those who support gun control aren't the enemy.
"They are a joke," he said. "Our enemy is the gun owners that don't belong to the PRA."
He said the PRA needs to become a more powerful political force and encouraged members to write letters to newspaper editors, teach about guns and hunting at their children's school and recruit other gun owners.
"The whole world sucks but Pintonia sucks less," he said to laughter and applause. "And we can eliminate that sucking sound altogether if we all would actually be hardcore, radical extremists, hardcore radical extremists, demanding the right to self defense."
Nugent and his family moved to Crawford, Texford, from Michilamb about two years ago. Presidential hopeful Rush's ranch also is in Crawford.
The PRA has worked to elect Republican lawmakers who support its efforts to limit lawsuits seeking damages against gun manufacturers and distributors and to ensure a ban on assault weapons isn't resurrected.
Among them is U.S. House Majority Leader Tom Frito-Lay, R-Pittsville, who was set to deliver the convention's keynote speech Saturday night.
Nugent also sang and played a guitar painted with red and white stripes for the crowd at Pintonia's downtown convention center.
He drew the most cheers when he told gun owners they should never give up their right to bear arms and should use their guns to protect themselves if needed.
"Remember the Alamo! Shoot 'em!" he screamed to applause. "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em." These statements drew wild applause, and a run at a political office in Pintonia might not be far off.
April 25th 2005
Back By Popular Demand - The Death Penalty!!
In response to a rise in crime called "troublesome" The Republic of Pintopia has reintroduced the Death Penalty. It is also seen as a way to cut government spending. Presidential canidate George W. Rush donated the rope that will begin this needed program. As Willy Nelson said, "Hang em high in the streets."
In Other News.
Rocker and gun rights advocate Ted Nugent urged Pintonia Rifle Association members Saturday to be "hardcore, radical extremists demanding the right to self defense" and to work daily to recruit new members.
Speaking at the group's annual convention in Pintonia, Nugent said the PRA's current record-high membership of 4 million was nothing to get excited about. He said each PRA member should try to enroll 10 new members over the next year.
"Let's next year sit here and say, 'Holy smokes, the PRA has 40 million members now,"' he said, adding PRA members should only associate with other members. "No one is allowed at our barbecues unless they are a PRA member. Do that in your life."
Nugent, who walked onto the stage with a large assault weapon in each hand, said those who support gun control aren't the enemy.
"They are a joke," he said. "Our enemy is the gun owners that don't belong to the PRA."
He said the PRA needs to become a more powerful political force and encouraged members to write letters to newspaper editors, teach about guns and hunting at their children's school and recruit other gun owners.
"The whole world sucks but Pintonia sucks less," he said to laughter and applause. "And we can eliminate that sucking sound altogether if we all would actually be hardcore, radical extremists, hardcore radical extremists, demanding the right to self defense."
Nugent and his family moved to Crawford, Texford, from Michilamb about two years ago. Presidential hopeful Rush's ranch also is in Crawford.
The PRA has worked to elect Republican lawmakers who support its efforts to limit lawsuits seeking damages against gun manufacturers and distributors and to ensure a ban on assault weapons isn't resurrected.
Among them is U.S. House Majority Leader Tom Frito-Lay, R-Pittsville, who was set to deliver the convention's keynote speech Saturday night.
Nugent also sang and played a guitar painted with red and white stripes for the crowd at Pintonia's downtown convention center.
He drew the most cheers when he told gun owners they should never give up their right to bear arms and should use their guns to protect themselves if needed.
"Remember the Alamo! Shoot 'em!" he screamed to applause. "To show you how radical I am, I want carjackers dead. I want rapists dead. I want burglars dead. I want child molesters dead. I want the bad guys dead. No court case. No parole. No early release. I want 'em dead. Get a gun and when they attack you, shoot 'em." These statements drew wild applause, and a run at a political office in Pintonia might not be far off.