NationStates Jolt Archive

"in light of recent terrorist incidents, the Nation of Kamarok has decided to mass produce the CP930 and make all ORCAs redundant.

you can see the ORCA at www.freewebs.com/kamarok/shop.htm

or go www.freewebs.com/kamarok/military.htm for production rights to current in-service merchandise

currently 1000 in stock at £12,000,000 GBP each (inc submarine)"

EDIT: there we go, all fixed!

ooc: All the links come to 404 errors.

all fixed, dumbass freewebs...

Sirs,

Orcinus Corporation (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Orcinus) of Tabeck, Starblaydia wish to buy one of these vessels to turn them into international floating Orca Vodka Party Bars, probably. We would also like to purchase the production rights, Plans and Specs of the ship.

The happy naming co-incidence between the Orca-class ship and the Orca Bars that populate Starblaydia only adds to our desire to purchase them.

Kal Lightbourne,
Chief Marketing Manager,
Orcinus Corporation.

thankyou, the ship has been sent and will arrive shortly.

upon arrival you must allocate an airfeild for an aeroplane to pick them up and take them home.

in a strange decision the K-Stuff marketing division has asked you pay in vodka

Sirs,

Thankyou for your co-operation. When the ship arrives we shall attempt to have a fully-loaded Cargo Plane or Airship packed with enough of our finest Starblaydi Vodka to meet the price.

Please drink Orcinus-brand vodka responsibly

Kal Lightbourne,
Chief Marketing Manager,
Orcinus Corporation.