NationStates Jolt Archive

In light of several Kings and Queens, dying and abdicating it is clear to see that this elven kingdom needs some sort of political structure- therefore we asking if there are any representatives who would like to take on this fantastic opportunity.

please correspond to Jennifer Ascot (http://home.iprimus.com.au/nixjim13/Images/Elf-Princess.jpg)

Jennifer walked into the office with her office suit on, she sat down and read her telegrams and voicemails - she sighed heavily, the government building was empty, all the employees had disappeared in the big fire that swept through the island.

The cleaner came in with some tea and biscuits for her, she sat there looking outside,
this place has so much potential she thought.

C'mon Im Bored!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can i nuke you?

j/k ;)

Tag

Can i nuke you?

j/k ;)

LOL!
I second this motion!

mole i sent you a pm

recieved

NO YOU CANNOT! lol

only sensible offers.... :rolleyes:

hey Moley, you enjoying school? if you see Goggs or Boof (kirsty and sarah) just tell them im ill....coz i am!

yeah or no
ic you could become a collony of sephrioth

NO YOU CANNOT! lol

only sensible offers.... :rolleyes:

hey Moley, you enjoying school? if you see Goggs or Boof (kirsty and sarah) just tell them im ill....coz i am!
lol, i know. i was just joking anyway ;)

So, back to business. What style government do you seek?

Jennifer heard the TPE representative, she grabbed the phone.

'hello...yes...we just need a government that can keep everything in check, like finances and make good policies for healthcare, education and building' she said, calmly down the phone.

seph, I've replied. it's a no for now...

OOC: gene, u posting on the core? Fen wants to talk to gene

Jennifer heard the TPE representative, she grabbed the phone.

'hello...yes...we just need a government that can keep everything in check, like finances and make good policies for healthcare, education and building' she said, calmly down the phone.
OOC: what representative? It's me she's talking to. ;)

IC: We don't care much for finances, healthcare must be paid close attention to, because of the hostile environment the Deneb star system is, our children are homeschooled as long as the parents refrain from corporal punishment and from intimidation and powerhogging, and what do you mean by "building"?

OOC: gene, u posting on the core? Fen wants to talk to gene

Haven't seen them today Sparkle.

'well....we could make some changes, standards are spiralling down in all departments, this place is a hell-hole at present, there are terrorist groups looming round every corner' she said concerned.

'I mean building as in the building of houses, hospitals and schools' she added, twiddling with her hair whilst putting Gene on speaker phone and playing Solitaire on her computer.

OOC: do i hear skivyitis? LOL

OOC:

Sparkle...

I may be small... ;)

But i've got it on my phone

'well....we could make some changes, standards are spiralling down in all departments, this place is a hell-hole at present, there are terrorist groups looming round every corner' she said concerned.

'I mean building as in the building of houses, hospitals and schools' she added, twiddling with her hair whilst putting Gene on speaker phone and playing Solitaire on her computer.
Houses? all we have are 2 mile high skyscrapers. that's where everyone lives in. and yes, the skyscrapers come with the hospitals, police, and schools included.

Terrorist groups? how violent?

'nuclear bombs, suicide bombers' she said, reading the list of threats that had occurred, her freshly manicured nails seperating the thick cartridge paper.

OOC: oh no....Dan...didnt infa red it to you did he :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

'nuclear bombs, suicide bombers' she said, reading the list of threats that had occurred, her freshly manicured nails seperating the thick cartridge paper.

OOC: oh no....Dan...didnt infa red it to you did he :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Yep! We are practicing playing it at it at the same time.

OOC: *hides face in shame* are you in E41?

OOC: *hides face in shame* are you in E41?

Yaysch. Dan just played at exactly the same time...

'nuclear bombs, suicide bombers' she said, reading the list of threats that had occurred, her freshly manicured nails seperating the thick cartridge paper.

OOC: oh no....Dan...didnt infa red it to you did he :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Nuclear suicide bombers?! :eek: Ouch. :(

How would you like us to help you implement a new government?

ooc: :confused:

ooc: :confused:

Hilarious.... You're going to regret being missing form school today...

ooc: :confused:
OOC: lol, sorry. just something i came up with on the fly.

You skipped school?! :eek:

OOC: lol, sorry. just something i came up with on the fly.

You skipped school?! :eek:

she's ill... Allegedly... Hit it!

she's ill... Allegedly... Hit it!
Oh. sorry.

Oh. sorry.

But I have no feet...

'well....send some people who can keep order' she said, her political expertise stopped there.

'soon, it will be anarchy' she added.

'well....send some people who can keep order' she said, her political expertise stopped there.

'soon, it will be anarchy' she added.
Alrighty. What are the estimated numbers of the terrorists? I ask because it will depend on how many people we send to keep order. And what is your nation's current level of technological advancement?

'we are quite advanced, we have all the right technology' she replied.

'we are quite advanced, we have all the right technology' she replied.
Such as?

'well computers...and various satelite systems' she added.

OOC: I can't hear national anthem... :(

'well computers...and various satelite systems' she added.
Do you have faster-than-light technology like we do?

'ummm no' she said, blushing, feeling stupid.

'im not used to talking bout all this stuff' she said quieter.

'ummm no' she said, blushing, feeling stupid.

'im not used to talking bout all this stuff' she said quieter.
Oh. sorry.

Anyhoo. Can you give us some time to think over the options we can use to help you?

'of course' she said.

'have you ever been in a huge government building all alone?' she asked.

'....sorry that sounded creepy' she giggled.

'of course' she said.

'have you ever been in a huge government building all alone?' she asked.

'....sorry that sounded creepy' she giggled.
Yes, I have, unfortunately.

'you have?' she asked.

'hmmmm no-one is interested in this place no more, i seem to be the only one interested in saving this island' she said, feeling more relaxed in his presence.

ooc: Was I the only one under the impression that a government should be people from inside the nation? :confused:

OOC: so, is the sparklemist nation on earth, or somewhere else in the galaxy, like the PE is?

ooc: well sparklemist is one of three continents on a very small planet

ooc2: sparklemistian governments can be made up of foreign representatives too.

'you have?' she asked.

'hmmmm no-one is interested in this place no more, i seem to be the only one interested in saving this island' she said, feeling more relaxed in his presence.
No one? That sucks. How big is your island anyway?

OOC: how small? and how far away from earth in which constellation orbiting what type of star?

'yeah....well its about 68,890 sq km' she said.

'i dont know about the consellation though' she replied, sounding very silly.

'yeah....well its about 68,890 sq km' she said.

'i dont know about the consellation though' she replied, sounding very silly.
OOC: i don't know how to interpret square km, but i do good with radius and diameters ;)

OOC2: the constellation thing was an ooc question.

'well....do you want to give it a think?' she asked.

'...and you could ring back, or...we could talk more' she asked.

'well....do you want to give it a think?' she asked.

'...and you could ring back, or...we could talk more' she asked.
Well, i was thinking of some sort of "mock invasion" or something, but i'm not sure how that would work out. Most likely though, we'd just send a million troops or so with advanced weaponry to instill martial law and help round up the terrorists and rehabilitate them.

'infantry is good but we need people in power' she said.

'i like you, whats your name when i ring up later' she asked shyly.

'infantry is good but we need people in power' she said.

'i like you, whats your name when i ring up later' she asked shyly.
People in power. I think we can help you with that... :/ (OOC: I hope I can! :eek: :D )

My name is Eugene Stauffer, and I'm the President of the Plutonian Empire.

'the president....well....i'm honoured to be speaking to you- i am Jennifer Ascot, the one and only political person here' she giggled softly.

'the president....well....i'm honoured to be speaking to you- i am Jennifer Ascot, the one and only political person here' she giggled softly.
You're the only politician left?! :eek:

Nice to meet you Miss Ascot.

Alright. We'll send the Governor of Deneb II first thing in the morning. It'll take a few hours to travel from here in Deneb to... what's your planet's name?

'Sparklemist' she said.

'......yeah the only politician left, the others fled after the huge fire' she added.

'Sparklemist' she said.

'......yeah the only politician left, the others fled after the huge fire' she added.
Ah. of course.

There was a fire?

'yeah, a huge fire swept the place through, its since been rebuilt, but no-one wants to work for the government - complete shambles' she said.

'dunno why I even stay here' she said sounding more quiet.

'yeah, a huge fire swept the place through, its since been rebuilt, but no-one wants to work for the government - complete shambles' she said.

'dunno why I even stay here' she said sounding more quiet.
I see... why does no one want to work for the government anymore?

'I dont know...they dont care about the island anymore, they are all moving the glamorus Tres Bonne - its the place to be' she said sarcastically, with a tear in her eye.

'I dont know...they dont care about the island anymore, they are all moving the glamorus Tres Bonne - its the place to be' she said sarcastically, with a tear in her eye.
Well, we can always go there first and drag them over here, with them kicking and screaming like little children :D *he said in a humorous tone*

she smiled at his humour.

' I love this place with my heart - there is talk that we should just have it as a National Park - but we need to make money' she said, she felt warm whilst talking to Eugene.

she smiled at his humour.

' I love this place with my heart - there is talk that we should just have it as a National Park - but we need to make money' she said, she felt warm whilst talking to Eugene.
Money?

'if we dont have money, this island and its people cant survive' she said.

'if we dont have money, this island and its people cant survive' she said.
Oh. Well, we'll see what we can do. Gotta go now.

'oh....' she said, slightly disapointed.

'well....ok....thank you for your kind offer - i REALLY look forward to speaking to you' she said, emphasising alot on really, and felt silly after.

'oh....' she said, slightly disapointed.

'well....ok....thank you for your kind offer - i REALLY look forward to speaking to you' she said, emphasising alot on really, and felt silly after.
Alrighty. Well, talk to you later. The governer is leaving for your planet now. he'll be there in a few hours to help you out. oh, and in case something goes wrong, we'll have a fleet hiding behind your sun.

'thanks so much, I wonder will you and I ever meet?' she asked,

'well better let you get on...bye' she said putting the phone down, she sat there twiddling her thumbs, she had nothing to do, she would normally be chatting to office mates, but she went to their offices and it was like a ghost building, pens, paper and mugs still out, but no-one around, eery noises and presences made her jump.

'thanks so much, I wonder will you and I ever meet?' she asked,

'well better let you get on...bye' she said putting the phone down, she sat there twiddling her thumbs, she had nothing to do, she would normally be chatting to office mates, but she went to their offices and it was like a ghost building, pens, paper and mugs still out, but no-one around, eery noises and presences made her jump.
Bye. *hangs up*

*looks around, and goes to bed. The governor leaves for Sparklemist soon after*

To: The Provisional government of Sparklemist
From: The United Nomadic Nations of Neo Cannen

Our Government would be happy to assist you in forming any new system whereby your country will be restored. We are sending a representive, Joshua Anderton via helicopter to your capital. He will arrive shortly

Joshua aboard the helicopter was nervous about his arrival. He had only limited infomation about Sparklemist and so was more keen to learn and to help. Though he was uncertian as to how he would relate to the people there. He was unsure why he had become a diplomat, his quick temper and agressive strength was hardly an ideal combination for patient diplomacy. But he landed and awaited the representive from the Sparklemistian government.

Jennifer saw the helicopter land outside, she grabbed his arm and pulled him into the building.

'Hi...I am Ms. Ascot - the only politician in charge at present' she said smiling, her hair all over the place and she looked slightly dishevelled.

'I got your message - we, well I are most needy of help, this country will soon fall into anarchy' she said, holding his hand not meaning to, she pulled it away quickly and took her jacket off.

Joshua saw that she was nervous around him and that she needed help.

"Hello, Ms Ascot" he said nervously "very nice to meet you. You say the country has fallen into anarchy, my government is very willing to help you but tell me, what is it you need first".

'would you like tea?' she asked, sitting down behind her desk, she poured it out and lit a cigar.

'as you can see, I am the only that lives and work here....I presume you have clothes and that?' she asked, sitting back in her chair.

"Milk no sugar, thank you" he said in question to the tea "yes" he said "all my supplies are in the helicopter, I will bring them in later, when needs be" he sipped his tea for a long while "so tell me" he asked "whats happened here"

'well....there have been several kings and queens, we have links with your country, but it is just ridiculous now - we need a firm solid structure for this place, everyones moving the very fashionable Tres Bonne - this place is just seen as a large forest with a few old buildings' she said, smiling sweetly at him.

"Then perhaps we should make best use of the forest" said Joshua "If we set up areas of particular natural beauty for tourist attractions and begin generating a sustainable lumber industry we should generate a flegeling economy" he said, smiling back.

'yeah....there are still people here and they need money and help - the main areas that need improving are housing, education and healthcare' she said, she felt more relaxed now in his presence.

'Hows about I show you round this huge place?' she asked, finishing her tea.

"I would love to see more" he said, standing up and gesturing to her to the door "Lady's first" he said "and also I don't know my way around" he retorted with a slight laugh.

she smiled,
'its customary for people to link arms here' she said, sliding her arm in his.

she showed him around.

'then upstairs are the rooms - Bessie will show you to yours later' she said smiling as they finished the grand tour.

'its like a ghost building, pens, paper and mugs still out, but no-one around' she added, she jumped slightly as she saw shadows move.

Joshua pulled her down "Its just our shadows" he joked "If we aren't moving I would hesitate to think what was". He led her away from the darker regions "You said you have connections with Neo Cannen, I only got a limited briefing before I got here, what did you mean?" he asked.

'well several of the queens have married Neo Cannenese representatives and royals' she said.

'we could go to the drinking room' she said, taking his hand and taking him to the bar.

"indeed" said Joshua as she lead him to the bar "I imagine you must get very lonely here, such a big house all alone, whats it like?" he asked

'yeah....it is...very lonely, everyones fled from here, the politicians, this place needs a shake-up - although' she said chuckling to herself.

'I do feel like Lady Muck in here, i parade around' she giggled, resting her hand on his arm.

"Well it is fitting" he said "after all you are the last politican it would seem, with no others to question you, your effectively a dictator" he roled that thought around in his mind "a female dictator, what an intriguing idea, cant say I can think of any of hand" he looked at her as she rested on his arm. "Certianly none as pretty as you, for the last politcian of a fallen nation you look great".

'thanks' she said blushing majorly.

'I had better be going, I need to arrange some meetings, please stay here if you like or travel around the small island' she said getting up and putting the glasses away.

Just as she went, she stopped and shuffled her feet and kissed him lightly on the lips.

Joshua kissed back as she did so, and it felt good although a little puzzling

"Thank you" he said, a little flustered "Not that I didnt enjoy it but, what was that for?" he asked, and then hoped he didnt sound like a complete idiot. She was a very attractive women who had just kissed him and he was wondering why? No wonder he hadnt had a girlfriend in ages.

'Just a parting kiss, plus i think your kinda cute' she said, walking past and slapping his bum playfully - she went to collect her files and keys.

'thanks' she said blushing majorly.

'I had better be going, I need to arrange some meetings, please stay here if you like or travel around the small island' she said getting up and putting the glasses away.

Just as she went, she stopped and shuffled her feet and kissed him lightly on the lips.
'Just a parting kiss, plus i think your kinda cute' she said, walking past and slapping his bum playfully - she went to collect her files and keys.
OOC: How in the world did i know that that was going to happen?

OOC: How in the world did i know that that was going to happen?
ooc: Because you're a genius :rolleyes:
Because its one of Sparklemists RPs. It'll end up in them screwing, then her becoming pregnant, then her crying about not wanting a baby, they'll have it anyway. All the time she'll have a secret weapon or two concealed on her, because as well as being a politician, she's some sort of spy/intel person. They'll go together and between the two of them will kill all the terrorists in Sparklemist.

ooc: Because you're a genius :rolleyes:
Because its one of Sparklemists RPs. It'll end up in them screwing, then her becoming pregnant, then her crying about not wanting a baby, they'll have it anyway. All the time she'll have a secret weapon or two concealed on her, because as well as being a politician, she's some sort of spy/intel person. They'll go together and between the two of them will kill all the terrorists in Sparklemist.
OOC: I see... Well, looks like a Plutonian invasion is in order.... :eek: :D :fluffle: ;)

ooc: no....actually :mad:

OOC: Have you ever tried an RP style that is different than what sanc just mentioned? Just curious.

Jen was in her office, wondering if anyone else had offered to help, she checked her voicemail, hoping for one from the Plutonian Empire - but there was none.

She was searching through the childrens records, hoping that some would be able to stay in the government building until foster families on the island could be found.

she tried to ring through to Eugene at TPE, but, there was no response, her eyes ached from the permanent screen glare.

*Picks up the phone*

Hello, this is the President of the Plutonian Empire speaking.

'Oh...hi' she said, nearly falling asleep.

'Its Ms. Ascot here again, have you managed to negotiate anything, your advisor hasnt arrived yet' she said, turning off her screen and givin her eyes some rest. Her voice was slurred and sleepy.

He hasn't?

'....no' she said, checking the sign-in register which hadnt been signed for two years.

'no-ones here except the Neo Cannenese representative' she said.

'....is there a problem?' she asked concerned.

*A plutocon lands just outside Ms. Ascot's window*

'oooooh....he's here' she said smiling, her voice sounded more hopeful.

'...sorry to bother you so early' she apologised.

That's okay.

*the PlutoCon's door opens, and a rope ladder rolls out and Deneb II's governer climbs down to the ground*

Jennifer dusted herself off, applied lipgloss and mascara and walked out prim and proper to the governor.

'good morning, I am most thankful of your help here' she said, smiling and shaking his hand.

Greetings, Ms. Ascot. You're welcome.

'I must apologise in advance for dragging you all the way from your planet' she said, as they walked in, her stillettos clicked on the polished floor, they went into her office, she shut the door and they sat down.

So, how would you like the empire to help you?

OOC: sorry, my mind is elsewhere right now, so my responses my not be very much.

OOC: is there something wrong? you wanna talk about it? *huggles*

IC:
'well...to provide a strong leader, the Neo Cannenite is here to brainstorm and manage ideas' she said smiling at him.
keep your hands to yourself she told herself.

OOC: is there something wrong? you wanna talk about it? *huggles*

IC:
'well...to provide a strong leader, the Neo Cannenite is here to brainstorm and manage ideas' she said smiling at him.
keep your hands to yourself she told herself.
OOC: not really, i'm just browsing some web sites that interest me. Don't ask ;)

IC: I see. Well, perhaps we can help come up with good sparkleminian candidates.

'no....all the politicians fled during the fire, I was a mere secretary who remained, everyone on the island are farmers, they have no political experience, they don't anything to do with the government' she said, drumming her fingers.

OOC: u got a pic of this governor?

'no....all the politicians fled during the fire, I was a mere secretary who remained, everyone on the island are farmers, they have no political experience, they don't anything to do with the government' she said, drumming her fingers.

OOC: u got a pic of this governor?
OOC: not really....

IC: I see... So, you're looking for a foreign person?

'yes...someone who can turn this place around, we already have a plan to put into place' she said, getting a cigarette out and inserting it in its holder.

'..oh...do you have a light?' she asked.

'yes...someone who can turn this place around, we already have a plan to put into place' she said, getting a cigarette out and inserting it in its holder.

'..oh...do you have a light?' she asked.
No, we don't smoke in the Empire.

What kind of plan?

'oh...' she said, putting the cigarette down, she really needed one.

'well the plan is to redevelop the island as a national park, code areas off and make them accessible to visitors, then rebuild houses for the remaining inhabitants - also we are planning on building holiday homes so the people from Serafima and Tres Bonne can own holiday homes here' she said, forwarding him the action plan her and Joshua had formulated.

*Floats around randomly...*

'oh...' she said, putting the cigarette down, she really needed one.

'well the plan is to redevelop the island as a national park, code areas off and make them accessible to visitors, then rebuild houses for the remaining inhabitants - also we are planning on building holiday homes so the people from Serafima and Tres Bonne can own holiday homes here' she said, forwarding him the action plan her and Joshua had formulated.
Ah. I see. How do you plan to deal with the terrorists?

'well....we have some troops, but, they are on leave with families' she said.

'They have done alot for this nation, they are finding better and more discreet ways - although there are no current threats or attacks, they are still present, which is why many are leaving' she said, finding a lighter in her drawer and lighting up.

'well....we have some troops, but, they are on leave with families' she said.

'They have done alot for this nation, they are finding better and more discreet ways - although there are no current threats or attacks, they are still present, which is why many are leaving' she said, finding a lighter in her drawer and lighting up.
I see. Well, we can send troops on behalf your nation, but that's about it, i think.

'alright, i appreciate that' she said smiling, pressing her hand on his momentarily, then, stood up.

'You are welcome to stay as long as you like, theres no-one in this building, well...it seems i am the only politician left- so in essence, I run this island for the moment' she said, rubbing her skirt flat, her long brown legs looked goose-pimply and cold.

'alright, i appreciate that' she said smiling, pressing her hand on his momentarily, then, stood up.

'You are welcome to stay as long as you like, theres no-one in this building, well...it seems i am the only politician left- so in essence, I run this island for the moment' she said, rubbing her skirt flat, her long brown legs looked goose-pimply and cold.
Alrighty. As the president said, we have a fleet on the other side of the sun. We can land our troops there to seek and destroy the terrorists. All we need is for you to give the order, and we can eliminate resistance immedieately.

'I really appreciate this, I would buy you a drink, but...umm the bars a bit empty' she giggled, opening the door for him.

grrrr none for you today missy she sighed.

'I really appreciate this, I would buy you a drink, but...umm the bars a bit empty' she giggled, opening the door for him.

grrrr none for you today missy she sighed.
I'd love to, but i need to get back now. Thanks for the offer anyway though.

'oh ok' she said, sounding disapointed.

'I might get a dog, keep me company' she smiled, walking out down the huge stone steps to his transport, she folded her arms.

Yeah, that sounds good.

*they go outside*

Alrighty. Nice to meet you, Ms. Ascot.

*shakes hands, and the govenor gets back on the plane and it takes off*

she watched him leave, she sighed at going back to isolation and walked back and clicked onto her computer.