NationStates Jolt Archive

The sound of a window crashing echoed through the streets. As Howard walked down Etumia's pristine streets he heard the sounds of crime a mile away. The incompetent police force had not shown up at the crime scene. Howard, an average, middle class, working, man was tired after a day of hard work. But all of a sudden he felt a shadow behind him. What was it? A cold hand fell on his neck and everything went black.... Later that night Howard's dead body was found on the streets.

I a representive of Etumia would like to ask for donations so that we may combat this terrible plague of violence on our city streets. It reaches everyone and rips apart our nation from within.
Thank you for your time.

Nebarri prime cant afored to send money but we do have the abilety to send 10,000 troops to help stop the crime

Thank you my fellow kind nation, but more donations are needed! Only you can stop these terrible happanings of crime. Etumia has already requested light assualt vehicles to combat crime with non lethal weaponary.

we still can not give are money away but we can let you barow are Global Hawk spy planes

wait, wait. You cant aford to lend them money a few million $, but you can afford to send them billions of dollars worth of troops and equipment?

Your genoristy will be remebered in the future, Nebarri Prime.
We thank you.
*Soldiers are mobilized as spy helicoptors fly over the city*
*Doors are knocked down and hand cuffs are slapped on*
*As the soldiers move through the city the criminals rebel, they pull up their uzis and assorted pistols and take shots at the soldiers*
*Some soldiers fall but more take short efficient bursts towards the criminals downing many*
*The criminals run away many falliing down, burdened with their wounds*
Etumia has been rid of many criminals but some may lurk still. We thank you for the use of these soldiers and equipment. When we have finished this "purging" we will notify you.

wait, wait. You cant aford to lend them money a few million $, but you can afford to send them billions of dollars worth of troops and equipment?

we dont have money that we can just hand out but we do have solders and the money spent on them

I can donate $10 billion toward your police force.

I can donate $10 billion toward your police force.
Your generosity humbles us. We accept this gift.