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The Hatarian Navy is giveing Privateers the right to attack MassPwnage ships. With War nearing, the Hatarian Government wants to weaken MassPwnage's Merchent Fleet.

"And Privateers cannot defeat the destroyers escorting my merchant fleets. Nor can they defeat the merchant ships themselves, especially after I begin equipping them with anti-ship missiles and SAMs."-The Great Leader Li.

In the Great Leader's office:

The Great Leader sighed and rubbed his temples. The Hatarians were at it again. Would they ever LEARN? No, thought the Great Leader, they wouldn't.

But of course, Hataria was ripe and juicy target. Very ripe and juicy. Unfortunately, it had allies, perhaps with equally idiotic rulers, but definitely more competent military forces.

The Great Leader opened the window to let some of MassPwnage's tropical air in, leaned back in his chair and poured himself a glass full of Maotai.

A small, silent toast. To victory.

Though MassPwnage and Roach-Busters do not see eye to eye when it comes to politics, MP has sold RB many great vehicles in the past and has been a superb ally. Therefore, MP has the full and unwavering support of my government. All diplomatic and commerical relations with Hataria have been severed.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Instructions to Pwnage fleets and airwings:

Ubercarrier Groups 1-4 and Air Armadas 1-4: Begin movement towards Hatarian shores.

Ubercarrier Groups 5-11, Air Armadas 5-11, Marine Armies 1-4, Army Groups 1-4: Keep alert in Indian Ocean, prepare for invasion of Parthia if necessary.

Ubercarrier Groups 12-17, Armadas 12-18, African Colonial Defense Forces, Army Groups 5-9: Keep watch in Red Sea, esp. for Greek Forces.

"Thank you J.L."-The Great Leader Li.

"Thank you J.L."-The Great Leader Li.

You're welcome. What are friends for?

-Generalissimo J.L.

I'd like to back MassPwnage up. I will wire him $1 trillion and provide assistance in anyway against the forces of Hataria.

President Harsimran Mann

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Official Government Announcement



"Hataria, you have exactly 12 hours to cease, desist, and recant, or face total destruction and the enslavement of your population at the hands of the Grand Imperial Commonwealth of Roach-Busters. Choose wisely. The fate of millions depends upon it."

what kind of nation would let Privateers attack none military ships we support MassPwnage as of now we have all ten of are B-2s and XB-70s on ready status and MassPwnage may barow are ten Mirage class cruisers

OOC: the stats on the mirage crusier are only givein away on my storefront and its farely well armed but not to well as it has to pass as a cruise ship all weapons are eather hidden or hard to see in the first place

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Sanctioned Statement, Office of the Prime Minister
Government of La Repubblica di Pacitalia

Any chance the Hatarian people and government had of redeeming themselves in the eyes of their Pacitalian counterparts, and in the wake of poor relations of the past has been lost today with this insufferably imbecilic action by the warmongering tripe that is the malevolent Empress Serena and her advisors.

Be it known that our great friends and allies in MassPwnage have our support in their conflict against the Hatarians, and although we will not be directly militarily involved, we are willing to aid MassPwnage with monetary and equipmental support. We wish them the best of luck in their crusade to end the universally detrimental empire that is Hataria.

Timothy Ell
Prime Minister of Pacitalia

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Sanctioned Statement, Office of the Prime Minister
Government of La Repubblica di Pacitalia

Any chance the Hatarian people and government had of redeeming themselves in the eyes of their Pacitalian counterparts, and in the wake of poor relations of the past has been lost today with this insufferably imbecilic action by the warmongering tripe that is the malevolent Empress Serena and her advisors.

Be it known that our great friends and allies in MassPwnage have our support in their conflict against the Hatarians, and although we will not be directly militarily involved, we are willing to aid MassPwnage with monetary and equipmental support. We wish them the best of luck in their crusade to end the universally detrimental empire that is Hataria.

Timothy Ell
Prime Minister of Pacitalia

Excellent! If we unite against our common foe, that could be the perfect key to restoration of our former cordial relations.

-Generalissimo J.L.

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Official Release, Prefecture of the First Secretary
Union of International Socialist Republics

(translated from Russian)

The appalling nature of Hataria's foreign policy must be curbed immediately. It is not only a threat to communism but a threat to the world. Therefore, I make it my pledge that although we are too small to support any action by MassPwnage in a military fashion, we, the people of the Union of International Socialist Republics are prepared to give our moral and verbal support, in the hopes that although this is not a material addition to the fight against oppressive regimes like Hataria, it will help the confidence of the MassPwnage and Roach-Busterian soldiers as they battle the evil that is such an empire.

Had we been a larger nation, I would without question give my military support to aid a fellow communist nation in crushing such barbaric people. From this moment on, the UISR is fully behind its allies in Pacitalia, and its friends in MassPwnage and Roach-Busters. You have my word.

Forever for the proletariat,
Bouri Andreyevich Nemerov
First Secretary of the UISR

Great Leader Li, Generalissimo J.L., I have three words for you. Give them Hell.

~ Count JWolf

Secret IC:

J.L., can have a group of 50,000 Transylvania Army men ride along with your men. Our navy is for defend only. So can they? I will have them sent to the Transylvanian Army/Air base in your great nation and from there they can get on your ships.

~ Count JWolf

Excellent! If we unite against our common foe, that could be the perfect key to restoration of our former cordial relations.

-Generalissimo J.L.

That is true. Pacitalians are still 68% against re-establishment of relations, but that's better than the 81% last week. And we meant to tell you, you've been moved up to a 5 on my diplomatic scale in the wake of our quest for relationship rehabilitation.

Vasiliou Bandanaris

From: Empress Serena of Hataria

The Privateers are not actve yet, they are on Stand by in case War Starts. In Short, War is not yet here.

and to MassPwnage, Keep your Small Navy (The Hatarian Navy is Larger then yours, 10 to 1) or you will be a few ships short.

Someone call TNNN, IT'S THE RETURN OF HATARIA!

OOC Hataria for your own sake, for now own make all your threads closed so you wont have a million peopple jumping onto a bandwagon to destroy you.

Great Leader Li, Generalissimo J.L., I have three words for you. Give them Hell.

~ Count JWolf

Secret IC:

J.L., can have a group of 50,000 Transylvania Army men ride along with your men. Our navy is for defend only. So can they? I will have them sent to the Transylvanian Army/Air base in your great nation and from there they can get on your ships.

~ Count JWolf

Yes, thank you. I welcome and appreciate any support.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Though MassPwnage and Roach-Busters do not see eye to eye when it comes to politics, MP has sold RB many great vehicles in the past and has been a superb ally. Therefore, MP has the full and unwavering support of my government. All diplomatic and commerical relations with Hataria have been severed.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Though we do not agree with this war, I am saddened to see that you would lend your support to communist.

~King Jedo~

Though we do not agree with this war, I am saddened to see that you would lend your support to communist.

~King Jedo~

Hey, they may be communists, but they sell great stuff.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Hey, they may be communists, but they sell great stuff.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: I need you say one my fleet (Link Below) is it Godmod or not?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414707

Here we go again.

Dogpiling on Hataria.

This is exactly why Hataria god-modded in the first place, because 10+ nations jump on him every time he starts something. If only 1 - 3 nations fight Hataria, then Hataria won't feel the need to god-mod.

So, stop the dog-piling hypocrisy, please.

ooc: this war was pre-arranged, me and Hogsweat v. NTG, Parthia and Hataria.

"Let's kick this off...."-The Great Leader Li

Meanwhile, 1000 miles off Hatarian shores

A lone SeaSnake class nuclear sub silently parted dark ocean waters before it.

The missile silos on the sub opened up and began to disgorge their payload.

96 STSAS/2 "серп и молот" (Hammer and Sickle) missiles loaded with thousands of kilograms Octonitrocubane and armor piercing cluster munitions shot out from under the sea, making their way towards the areas of the densest industrial capacity in the nearest Hatarian costal city. When they hit, they would disgorge burning hot chunks of triangular shaped tungsten that would rip through walls, cars, and into the ground, tearing into bomb shelters.

The chunks would then start fires as they ignited buildings and gas lines...

For the love of God!! This mess is getting out of hand. Please here my plea stop fighting!! there has to be a way for this to stop. We asre willing to hold peace talks so you guys dont tear each other into little tiny bite sized pieces. Please consider this. We wish to help slove the ferice rivially peacefully.

From the Archbishops of Zackaroth.

Yes, thank you. I welcome and appreciate any support.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Secret IC:

I will order the 25,000 men at the base to get ready and head to the your nearest navy base. By that time, the other sons will arrive at our army/air base. The next 25,000 men, that get there last, will head to your nearest navy base.

~Count JWolf

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With the order giving, men started packing for war. The Transylvanian Army men where dressed in their jungle camo and had a service brown duster over it. Each man was armed with AK-47, Colt M1911A1, and six hand grenades. After two hours, the set of men and the vehicles head to Roach-Busters navy base near them. The commander of this group, Major Victor Jackson, was in the lead hummer. He was armed with a MP-5N Submachine Gun and Colt M1911A1.

OOC: I need you say one my fleet (Link Below) is it Godmod or not?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414707
[OOC: Not it's not. It's... ill advise... though. You dont have nearly enough escorts. Really, your fleet should be 10% cap ships at most and the rest subs and escorts. You cant adequately protect the caps otherwise.]

Secret IC:

I will order the 25,000 men at the base to get ready and head to the your nearest navy base. By that time, the other sons will arrive at our army/air base. The next 25,000 men, that get there last, will head to your nearest navy base.

~Count JWolf

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With the order giving, men started packing for war. The Transylvanian Army men where dressed in their jungle camo and had a service brown duster over it. Each man was armed with AK-47, Colt M1911A1, and six hand grenades. After two hours, the set of men and the vehicles head to Roach-Busters navy base near them. The commander of this group, Major Victor Jackson, was in the lead hummer. He was armed with a MP-5N Submachine Gun and Colt M1911A1.

Secret IC

Many thanks, my good friend.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Secret IC

Many thanks, my good friend.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Secret IC

Your welcome, my good friend. The men should be near your navy base, now. Major Victor Jackson is the commander of the first group. I will be in touch with the unit all the time. So, I hope they give the Hatarian hell with your men.

~ Count JWolf

OOC: STOP THE WAR NOW!!!! MassPwnage, The War is not starting till I am ready! STOP NOW OR I WILL IGNORE YOU!

OOC: STOP THE WAR NOW!!!! MassPwnage, The War is not starting till I am ready! STOP NOW OR I WILL IGNORE YOU!

Thats kind of ironic seeing as in the past, half of Nationstates ignored you

OOC: after thinking it though, I have add MassPwnage to My IGNORE LIST!!! MUHHHHAAA!!! MassPwnage is Ignored by Me, Total Ignore, and That is the way The War ends.

OOC: after thinking it though, I have add MassPwnage to My IGNORE LIST!!! MUHHHHAAA!!! MassPwnage is Ignored by Me, Total Ignore, and That is the way The War ends.

OOC: You are the one who started this. :headbang:

OOC: after thinking it though, I have add MassPwnage to My IGNORE LIST!!! MUHHHHAAA!!! MassPwnage is Ignored by Me, Total Ignore, and That is the way The War ends.

(OOC: Not only is that n00bish, but it's also flaming.)

who knew after 1 and a half years Hataria was still a n00b.....

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All of Nationstates: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

OOC: well I am finnshing it. I will not be Builied by a SMALL nation who Godmods (The Parthians told me.). And if MassPwnage thinks I am Mad now, wait till I show him what I can do.

when I fire Came here on this Fourm, I had no Allies, I was young, and Godmoding. (I was use to The Chat Room RPs on Yahoo Chat.) and I thought that everyone was idot (well, Roman Republic is still a Ass.) but then came The Nueve Italian Civil War, and it all Changed.

I met some friends, like NTG, Nueve Italia, Whittier, Belem and The Parthians. I fond out that it was better to make friends then to try to Conquer them.

But MassPwnage show me that most of you guys will Never Change. you Think it's fun to Dogpile on me, Nuke me and try to Blast me to hell. Well I have had it! I am Mad, pissed off. I am not you Whore! so you can find someone else to pick on.

I HOPE YOU GET BANNED!!!!

OOC: well I am finnshing it. I will not be Builied by a SMALL nation who Godmods (The Parthians told me.). And if MassPwnage thinks I am Mad now, wait till I show him what I can do.

when I fire Came here on this Fourm, I had no Allies, I was young, and Godmoding. (I was use to The Chat Room RPs on Yahoo Chat.) and I thought that everyone was idot (well, Roman Republic is still a Ass.) but then came The Nueve Italian Civil War, and it all Changed.

I met some friends, like NTG, Nueve Italia, Whittier, Belem and The Parthians. I fond out that it was better to make friends then to try to Conquer them.

But MassPwnage show me that most of you guys will Never Change. you Think it's fun to Dogpile on me, Nuke me and try to Blast me to hell. Well I have had it! I am Mad, pissed off. I am not you Whore! so you can find someone else to pick on.

I HOPE YOU GET BANNED!!!!

OOC: You are the one that will get banned because of flaming people.

Actually, if you haven't yet noticed Hataria, your RP's usually end up in people looking down on you and saying "what a n00b".

Now I haven't read a lot of MassPwnage's RP's but I can still tell you this, he won't end a war in the hugely n00bish way you did this one.....and all those other ones on TNNN........

On second, go ahead and start RP'ing Hataria, I need the entertainment

OOC: Vuh. Stop trolling this thread. Thats all you have been doing since you have posted here.

ooc: Ok, Hataria, I just came back from school, 2ndly, RB, don't get involved, I told you, this was pre-arranged.

ooc: Ok, Hataria, I just came back from school, 2ndly, RB, don't get involved, I told you, this was pre-arranged.

(OOC: Sorry, I'll back down.)

ooc: Ok, Hataria, I just came back from school, 2ndly, RB, don't get involved, I told you, this was pre-arranged.


OOC you have been unignored, I am going to show you what will happen to you, a test as you may call it.

I am asking the Mods to Close and delete this thread.

OOC: What if we sent the troops to guard your nation's lands, MassPwnage?

OOC: MassPwnage, If you look at the thread That I just put up, that is the test I am showing you.

I was almost gonna have a reason to miss Family Guy!

OOC: The war will go on as planned, I unignored MP, oh and that War I was trying to do against Roman republic is not happening. RR-BAKA IGNORED ME!

Union of Communist Republics pledges to unleash its armies and aid their ally MassPwnage as soon as possible.

OOC: Probably, won't have time to be here till the weekends. Dammit.

Armies 1, 7, 19, 25, 26, 38, and 47 were mobilized to aid MassPwnage.

OOC: Don't even have time to make a full post, sorry

ooc: Pushka, the war is a closed war.

Hataria, this is just simply disgusting behaviour. I am insulted and disgusted both IC and OOC. You start this war and then because it's not going your way, you ignore the war and flame three people? That is horrible. I think you should stop RPing all together, the dogpiling will never stop now.

ooc: Pushka, the war is a closed war.

OOC: K then just ignore me.