Roach-Busters
25-04-2005, 01:44
Today, Generalissimo J.L. announced his latest idea: a "White Revolution," similar to the one launched by the Shah of Iran in the 1960s. J.L.'s White Revolution would have three main goals:
*Winning (or strengthening) the support of the populace;
*Building resistance to communism in the countryside;
*Instructing people in the countryside in the art of war in case of future invasion
He planned to accomplish this goal by distributing portraits of himself as well as miniature RB flags throughout the country; sending teachers to the countryside to educate the illiterate, and have them read Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith as well as RB government propaganda; sending National Guardsmen to deliver food, water, and medicine to the poor to show the Generalissimo's generosity and rally them to his side; innoculating children in the countryside against disease in the event of future germ warfare; sending small contingents of policemen to rural areas to provide protection, distribute arms, and train the people to defend themselves; building new houses for the poor and providing 4 Shoobans to each family; sending children to 'special schools,' to indoctrinate them in anticommunist ideology; and finally, educating the rural people in guerrilla warfare.
The Generalissimo admitted this project would be long, cumbersome, and expensive, but said it would be "well worth it. We'll win hearts and minds and ensure that Marxism never triumphs in RB. We will win the loyalty of every citizen, so this nation can function more efficiently and ascend to even greater heights of prosperity."
Polls showed that more than 98.7% of the population 'fully supports,' the White Revolution.
The Generalissimo plans to have every leftist in RB executed, and will use the leftists' and their families' money to fund the White Revolution; if that doesn't cover all expenses, he'll personally chip in some funds (he is a trillionaire, after all). The project will cost the public (except the leftists, of course) absolutely nothing.
*Winning (or strengthening) the support of the populace;
*Building resistance to communism in the countryside;
*Instructing people in the countryside in the art of war in case of future invasion
He planned to accomplish this goal by distributing portraits of himself as well as miniature RB flags throughout the country; sending teachers to the countryside to educate the illiterate, and have them read Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith as well as RB government propaganda; sending National Guardsmen to deliver food, water, and medicine to the poor to show the Generalissimo's generosity and rally them to his side; innoculating children in the countryside against disease in the event of future germ warfare; sending small contingents of policemen to rural areas to provide protection, distribute arms, and train the people to defend themselves; building new houses for the poor and providing 4 Shoobans to each family; sending children to 'special schools,' to indoctrinate them in anticommunist ideology; and finally, educating the rural people in guerrilla warfare.
The Generalissimo admitted this project would be long, cumbersome, and expensive, but said it would be "well worth it. We'll win hearts and minds and ensure that Marxism never triumphs in RB. We will win the loyalty of every citizen, so this nation can function more efficiently and ascend to even greater heights of prosperity."
Polls showed that more than 98.7% of the population 'fully supports,' the White Revolution.
The Generalissimo plans to have every leftist in RB executed, and will use the leftists' and their families' money to fund the White Revolution; if that doesn't cover all expenses, he'll personally chip in some funds (he is a trillionaire, after all). The project will cost the public (except the leftists, of course) absolutely nothing.