NationStates Jolt Archive


Feline Catfish Requires Trading Partners!

Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 22:08
"Nations of the world, as you know Feline Catfish has come under fire from many nations merely for developing weapons with which to defend ourselves. As well as that kind of defence, we require food and oil to keep us afloat. Although we have "usual sources" they are icnreasingly scared off by the Imperialist Fascist invaders. We require the following resources:

Staple Foods
Natural Gas
Electronics
Titanium

We do not require the following:

Consumer Goods
Steel
Oil

Thankyou."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish.
North East Somerset
24-04-2005, 22:14
We are dispatching 4 Combined Fleet Support Tanker and Stores Ship from our Fleet Auxiliaries and sending them to your nation. They are armed with their own light weaponry and helicopters. They will take you food stores and Natural Gas.
Green Sun
24-04-2005, 22:21
Green Sun begs to differ. Since you're an island nation, it would be rather difficult to get all of these resources. The most you can offer is agricultural goods and finished products, but even those require resources.
North East Somerset
24-04-2005, 22:23
As the ships are rapidly readied for the journey to FC one of them RFA Conifer has a minor explosion on board. The admirals only comment is: "These ships are old and accidnets happen". The other 3 ships will arrive in FC with their cargoes of gas and food in 4 months NS (8 hours RL).
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 22:25
Green Sun begs to differ. Since you're an island nation, it would be rather difficult to get all of these resources. The most you can offer is agricultural goods and finished products, but even those require resources.
ooc: What? Are you saying that because Im an island I cant produce things so I cant require resources? WTH?
North East Somerset
24-04-2005, 22:25
Green Sun begs to differ. Since you're an island nation, it would be rather difficult to get all of these resources. The most you can offer is agricultural goods and finished products, but even those require resources.

FC may have deposits of Oil, Coal, Limestone and Iron ore on its island. This is all you need to make Oil and Steel and we see nothing wrong with those resources being present.
Trolsk
24-04-2005, 22:29
Several pods were launched from the space station in orbit around Feline Catfish, landing in various civilised areas. Popping open, theselarge tank sized pods contained various food goods, and humanitarian aid boxes. The contents were also lables in red "HUMANITARIAN AID FOR CIVILLIAN USE ONLY. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE RESOURCES TO GO TO GOVERNMENT/MILITARY INSTALLATIONS."
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 22:33
"What's that?" Asked a peasant looking up.

"I'm not sure Fred," said the man next to him. "Well... it's heading this..."a loud splatting sound could be heard as Fred was crushed by the box.

"NNOOOOO!!! Hmmm... food... anyway 'Not for Government Use.' Sounds good, I'll have the lot," the first Peasant said, pointing his shotgun warily at a nearby farmer.
Trolsk
24-04-2005, 22:36
The station commander patted the shoulders of his command unit, satisfied with the dispersal of aid. "Launch a second wave of boxes next week, and make sure this lot land just outside the cities. The people of Feline'll have to fend for themselves, though, and distribute at will. Or not."