NationStates Jolt Archive


Nuclear Weapons Test in Feline Catfish

Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 19:41
"In a spectacular move of defiance, I have ordered my forces to detonate a nuclear weapon on the Iulius Island 200km from Feline Catfish, and well away from the approaching fleets. For any of you who asked or demanded of me that I order my nation to surrender or give up arms, this is my reply. As soon as your fleets close to 100km, this will happen in a real combat situation, and you will all regret every having gone on your campaign of wanton aggression to disarm us of the only weapon capable of defending us."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish

http://www.serendipity.li/more/nuclear_explosion.jpg
Stevid
24-04-2005, 19:45
Oh my God... FC please look at your position. We are all tredding a fine line here between peace and war. With that detonation you are just premoting war.
Please come to your senses. We'd all rather avoid war. Surely you can see that?
Hogsweat
24-04-2005, 19:46
OOC - I suggest you remove the picture. It gets people irritated when people put huge pics of nuke explosions.
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 19:47
Oh my God... FC please look at your position. We are all tredding a fine line here between peace and war. With that detonation you are just premoting war.
Please come to your senses. We'd all rather avoid war. Surely you can see that?
"Since your side started this whole thing, I cannot see that. Your forces will withdraw, or they will be completely and utterly destroyed. I am Monarch of a proud nation, and we shall not ceade."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish
Hogsweat
24-04-2005, 19:47
OOC - FC you got MSN?
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 19:47
OOC - I suggest you remove the picture. It gets people irritated when people put huge pics of nuke explosions.
ooc: I think the pic improves the look of the thread, but I'll remove it if a few more people ask.
Stevid
24-04-2005, 20:01
"Since your side started this whole thing, I cannot see that. Your forces will withdraw, or they will be completely and utterly destroyed. I am Monarch of a proud nation, and we shall not ceade."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish

I understand your concerns, but a peace conference would resolve troubles.
It's your choice, it's just i'd rather not have to see men die over something like this.
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 20:03
I understand your concerns, but a peace conference would resolve troubles.
It's your choice, it's just i'd rather not have to see men die over something like this.
"It is quite simple - your fleets shall turn around and no one need die. We will not compromise on this very simple and understandable request. A conference is not necessary, merely your co-operation."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish
Stevid
24-04-2005, 20:06
"It is quite simple - your fleets shall turn around and no one need die. We will not compromise on this very simple and understandable request. A conference is not necessary, merely your co-operation."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish


My ships aren't there (Yet, i haven't choosen whether to send them or not).
Your terms are good, just tell that to my allies.
No endorse
24-04-2005, 20:17
No Endorse grows tired of the insistant insanity of the situation reguarding Feline Catfish's nuclear program, and requests a peace confrence. This can prevent the deaths of many people, and keep your nations relatively glass-free, except in your kitchens and windows.

We are more than willing to be mediator. Please, just fly out to the city of New Heisen, No Endorse. If you'd like, we can send an escourt, and even send a plane to pick you up if you'd like. The Prime Minister is more than happy to send his personel Gulfstream V to pick up your representative.

Any other delegates are welcome to attend this peace confrence, in an effort to divert war. The offer of a lift to New Heisen is extended to any other nation, though we only have a limited number of planes in the Executive motor pool.

Thank you.
John Amner, Minister of Foreign Relations, No Endorse
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 20:21
"I have said this several times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through:

The blockading fleets will turn around. If they get within 100km of Feline Catfish, they will be destroyed by whatever means necessary. We will not compromise these simple terms.

All blockading forces are putting themselves at serious risk from both our own nuclear forces and the forces defending Felian Catfish. We advise you all to withdraw immediately."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish
Clarkestan
24-04-2005, 20:31
Clarkestan endorses the idea of a peace conference to resolve this issue. Clarkestan also condemns the use of nuclear weapons in any and all cases, even for tests or shows of force.
Stevid
24-04-2005, 20:31
"I have said this several times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through:

The blockading fleets will turn around. If they get within 100km of Feline Catfish, they will be destroyed by whatever means necessary. We will not compromise these simple terms.

All blockading forces are putting themselves at serious risk from both our own nuclear forces and the forces defending Felian Catfish. We advise you all to withdraw immediately."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish

No FC, you misunderstand, The message is sinking in. It's just that the allied fleet doesn't want to move. I'm on their side, but if they move then war is avoided. They are jut resisting.

Please, do anything to avoid conflict.
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 20:33
No FC, you misunderstand, The message is sinking in. It's just that the allied fleet doesn't want to move. I'm on their side, but if they move then war is avoided. They are jut resisting.

Please, do anything to avoid conflict.
"We are not willing to compromise our national sovereignty. The enemy fleets will be removed."

ooc: Where exactly are they? I would have appreciated then telling me that their fleets are in place.
Strathdonia
24-04-2005, 20:38
generally msot people with serious nuke arsenals tend to not be vocal about using them, after all if you ahve nukes it should be assumed that your are goign to go french with them (reffernce to NATO's beleif that armageddon would be triggered by soviet troops reaching french soil, hence why all of NATO's troops were in germany).
Kamarok
24-04-2005, 20:40
"the nation of Kamarok supports you, Feline Catfish. We are willing to divert resources gained from our uranium mining to help in your quest for peace

may this be the start to a proud alliance!"
Stevid
24-04-2005, 20:40
ooc: Where exactly are they? I would have appreciated then telling me that their fleets are in place.

couldn't tell ya, i dunno myself. you'll have to ask them
The Macabees
24-04-2005, 20:42
Jonach I took the opportunity to get out his point,"We must stress that no side of the conflict use nuclear, biological, or chemical weapons. Yes, the fleet is moving to disrupt Feline Catfish's national sovereignty, and that is why we believe that the fleet must turn around. The nations giving assets to the fleet have no right to stop Feline Catfish from purchasing a nuclear deterrant. Hell, I believe that most nations inside that blockade have their own nuclear weapons.

I see the blockade as a way to parade the fact that their nation exists, and it's larger than Feline Catfish. With that said, I can only conclude that this most disgusting move was done through a whim, and was done through boredom.

Therefore, we must profess our own standing with Feline Catfish, and will do everything short of nuclear holocaust in order to defend their national sovereingty."
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 20:42
"the nation of Kamarok supports you, Feline Catfish. We are willing to divert resources gained from our uranium mining to help in your quest for peace

may this be the start to a proud alliance!"
"Thankyou. With your help I am sure our war effort will progress better. I would like to establish an embassy exchange agreement."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish
Generic empire
24-04-2005, 20:51
Emperor Antonius reclined in the stuffed leather chair as he read the summary on the rapidly developing situation with regard to the nuclear program of Feline Catfish. Removing the fat cigar from his mouth he remarked to Lord Varus, his nephew and chief political advisor.

"I like this King George III. Bastard's got balls. Not like most of these internationalist kow-towing pinkos we're used to seeing. Send him my compliments."

Official Imperial Statement

The Empire is impressed by the courage and defiant attitude of the nation of Feline Catfish, and the willingness of King George to stand against the world for the sake of nuclear armament. The Empire recognizes that there is a distinct need for thermonuclear arsenals in a world where the face of conflict is changing, and becoming a matter of technology, politics, and intimidation. The Imperial government sympathizes, remembering that only a few decades ago, the Empire found herself in a similar position, standing up against a horde of barbarians that sought to make Generia a puppet of their will.

Generia extends her hands in friendship to Feline Catfish, and King George III, and wishes them luck in whatever conflicts have or may come. We pray that they will find themselves the victor in this war that will most certainly shape the nature of their foreign policy, and should they survive this great test of strength and national courage, we hope to enter formal dealings with them, that they may grow and prosper as a nation and a people, and eventually be able to stand on their own as a world power, capable of dictating their own will, rather than following that of those who would see them fall.

Godspeed, God Bless.
Kamarok
24-04-2005, 20:55
"embassy established

as a gesture of goodwill towards your glorious nation, we are happy to share our nations secrets of our prototype ArgonX ICBMs

Nuclear holocaust is a small price to pay for the freedom of Feline Catfish

also, Kamarok has dispatched the 151st, 170th, 183rd and 212th infintry platoons as well as the 19th, 20th and 21st Armoured Divisions to help you hold the beachhead. more reinforcements shall arrive as soon as we finish conquering unowned lands to the north.

we strongly support your cause and will continue to trade scientific discoveries.

together we shall prosper"
No endorse
24-04-2005, 21:10
No Endorse is shocked by the assertion that nuclear holocaust is preferable to loss of national soverignty. Wholesale nuclear war wi render the planet uninhabitable to humans. Please re-examine your position.
Kamarok
24-04-2005, 21:23
"Never! we proud rules must stick together to avoid such unvavourable circumstances and we WILL NOT compromise or surrender potential invaders

nuclear holocaust is the worst-case-scenario and will be easily avoided by the agggressors of the situation if they have half a brain cell.

do not trouble us again with you insolence, just think; where will these hooligan nations stop in their rampage for power!?
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 22:01
"All that needs to be done to avoid nuclear war is for the blockading forces to leave. We bear no grudges - there will be no retaliatory strikes. All we ask is that you leave. If you stay, and blockade our supply lines, and cause my people to starve, then you will deserve every gamma ray."

King George III
Populist Monarch of Feline Catfish
Trolsk
24-04-2005, 22:09
Blockade site:
A small star appeared in the sky above the blockade, shining not white, but blue and red. It was the RTSS Sun Strike, a large orbital weapons platform designed for space blockades and anti-nuclear weapon deployment.

Emperor's Palace:
The Emperor sighed lightly, turning the video conferance device on. "People of both the blockading nations, and of Felines... Trolsk has stationed an Orbital Weapons platform in the perfect zone to destroy ANY Nuclear weapons fired, at, or from, the nation of Feline Catfish. I won't allow a nuclear holocaust to occur, but we shall take no other involvement in this issue."