Guffingford
24-04-2005, 10:23
OOC: I'm writing Guffingford's complete history, should you have any questions about present Guffingford, be patient.
IC:
Chancellor's Office
The newly elected chancellor of Guffingford and associated islands, recently liberated from the National Socialist oppression, and the recently founded Allies States of Guffingford was very displeased. Not only the Führer and his henchmen are gone, the army of the far away outposts are still led by people from the former Kriegsmarine. They're professional, but I rather see them go. "Anyway, all this shooban shit is getting out of control. Talk about those inferior apes is getting the world nowhere if only..." The military past of Johann Gleighmont surfaced, but not for long. Diplomacy had to be used, instead of the clattering of arms.
"Okay" he thought "What can a person like me do about this idiotic situation? I could send an international message about it, saying that if they don't keep those idiotic beats to themselves, I'll personally come and get them to kill them all. Do it the wrong way, or do it the right way. I am so tired of them running around in circles telling how proud they are when they happen to have killed some braindead inbred apes." The chancellor was busy pondering how to deal with this situation when a person called Mr Moorehouse entered his office. "My Fü... eh Chancellor, I have received a message about a new shooban nation." He handed over the letter, sealed with the official Guffingfordii national emblem, and the chancellor opened the letter promptly.
"Aha, I see. A nation called Shoobania has declared independence. Isn't that magical? Well, that'll give those horrid anti-shooban nations a nice reason to start yet another massacre. Oh we don't care about that, do we?"
"Of course not my Führ... Chancellor."
"Good. Neither do we care about the lives of humans who finds such slaughter amusing."
"My Chancellor, there are several allies of us who also happen to enjoy such massacres. The Parthians, Doomingsland..."
"Who says you have to be politically correct? I am talking about those fools who announce the death of every single mongoloid ape."
"I see. but my Führer... Ah fuck it. Chancellor I mean. How are we going to stop their love for killing a few monkeys. It's not like we care about their lives?"
"Well, I am really fed up with hearing this shit daily. No matter where I look in the paper, on television my vision is tainted by this idiotic shooban thing. Personally, in my opinion, I'd go there on a Shooban hunt to kill them all, just to make them shut the hell up about it."
"I understand my Chancellor." Finally Moorehouse thought, I don't call him Führer by accident.
"Moorehouse, call the press, I will release a statement and make our stance on them known to the world."
Three hours later, National Broadcasting Agency
"Goodday my fellow world leaders. I am very annoyed by certain happenings. I am also very annoyed by some nations. But that's not important now. To cut to the case right away, no matter where I look, no matter where I listen to there's always some kind of thing about Shoobans. I know they're braindead apes waiting to be killed. I know some leaders love to hunt them. I don't care, but as long as they soil my nation with their filth they throw into the ether on a daily? No! Hourly basis it's getting very annoying. In fact, I'd even attack this Shoobania nation to:
One, to annoy you people who take pride in hunting them. We save the world from intellectual and moral decay, that means Shoobans aren't welcome. It's our duty, not some happy joy family outing.
Two, this whole Shooban thing has gone out of control. I ask, no, urge all nations to put a stop to it and get a life. Seriously. You have nothing better to do than to annoy the international community with your desperate attention craving? We all know you really like to have a history of cleansings, ethnic murder, purity and Nazism like Guffingford has. We are still plagued by it, do not lecture us about evil."
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/guffingford.jpg
- Johann Gleighmont, Chancellor of the Allied States of Guffingford.
IC:
Chancellor's Office
The newly elected chancellor of Guffingford and associated islands, recently liberated from the National Socialist oppression, and the recently founded Allies States of Guffingford was very displeased. Not only the Führer and his henchmen are gone, the army of the far away outposts are still led by people from the former Kriegsmarine. They're professional, but I rather see them go. "Anyway, all this shooban shit is getting out of control. Talk about those inferior apes is getting the world nowhere if only..." The military past of Johann Gleighmont surfaced, but not for long. Diplomacy had to be used, instead of the clattering of arms.
"Okay" he thought "What can a person like me do about this idiotic situation? I could send an international message about it, saying that if they don't keep those idiotic beats to themselves, I'll personally come and get them to kill them all. Do it the wrong way, or do it the right way. I am so tired of them running around in circles telling how proud they are when they happen to have killed some braindead inbred apes." The chancellor was busy pondering how to deal with this situation when a person called Mr Moorehouse entered his office. "My Fü... eh Chancellor, I have received a message about a new shooban nation." He handed over the letter, sealed with the official Guffingfordii national emblem, and the chancellor opened the letter promptly.
"Aha, I see. A nation called Shoobania has declared independence. Isn't that magical? Well, that'll give those horrid anti-shooban nations a nice reason to start yet another massacre. Oh we don't care about that, do we?"
"Of course not my Führ... Chancellor."
"Good. Neither do we care about the lives of humans who finds such slaughter amusing."
"My Chancellor, there are several allies of us who also happen to enjoy such massacres. The Parthians, Doomingsland..."
"Who says you have to be politically correct? I am talking about those fools who announce the death of every single mongoloid ape."
"I see. but my Führer... Ah fuck it. Chancellor I mean. How are we going to stop their love for killing a few monkeys. It's not like we care about their lives?"
"Well, I am really fed up with hearing this shit daily. No matter where I look in the paper, on television my vision is tainted by this idiotic shooban thing. Personally, in my opinion, I'd go there on a Shooban hunt to kill them all, just to make them shut the hell up about it."
"I understand my Chancellor." Finally Moorehouse thought, I don't call him Führer by accident.
"Moorehouse, call the press, I will release a statement and make our stance on them known to the world."
Three hours later, National Broadcasting Agency
"Goodday my fellow world leaders. I am very annoyed by certain happenings. I am also very annoyed by some nations. But that's not important now. To cut to the case right away, no matter where I look, no matter where I listen to there's always some kind of thing about Shoobans. I know they're braindead apes waiting to be killed. I know some leaders love to hunt them. I don't care, but as long as they soil my nation with their filth they throw into the ether on a daily? No! Hourly basis it's getting very annoying. In fact, I'd even attack this Shoobania nation to:
One, to annoy you people who take pride in hunting them. We save the world from intellectual and moral decay, that means Shoobans aren't welcome. It's our duty, not some happy joy family outing.
Two, this whole Shooban thing has gone out of control. I ask, no, urge all nations to put a stop to it and get a life. Seriously. You have nothing better to do than to annoy the international community with your desperate attention craving? We all know you really like to have a history of cleansings, ethnic murder, purity and Nazism like Guffingford has. We are still plagued by it, do not lecture us about evil."
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/guffingford.jpg
- Johann Gleighmont, Chancellor of the Allied States of Guffingford.