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Umbrella Corp Inc
24-04-2005, 10:01
Got some pesky homeless people around? Send them to us. Got some enemies of the state that need to be dealt with, but dont want to go through the international grief? Give them to us.

We will be willing to pay up to 100,000 per person to!
Call to power
24-04-2005, 13:06
"We will begin sending life sentenced criminals and POW's immediately they will arrive in prison ships at which point we will be paid and you will be in full responsibility of the items"

-Haroon Exspocracy
Puppet Master
Esscose
24-04-2005, 13:18
We Will Consider Sending Inmates Who Have Been Proven Without a Doubt To Be Guilty And Are On Death Row But First We Must Inquire Why You Require Them?

Also We Are Quite Alarmed At The Recent Statement By Call to power That They Will Be Sending You POW's This Is A Breach Of International Law POW's Are Protected From Being Used For Any Sort Of Medical or Sientific Reserch And If They Do Infact Send Them We Will Demand That Umbrella Corp Inc Dose Not Harm Them In Any way At All.

General Jack O'Neil
Comander of Criminal Investigation Unit
Department Of Defence Affairs
The Ministry of Defence
Feline Catfish
24-04-2005, 13:56
"On behalf of his majesty King Goerge III I ask why the representative of Eccosse capitalised the first letter of each word and also ask where this "international law" is written. We have signed no treaties. We do not recognise it."

Royal Spokesman.
Jankia
24-04-2005, 15:04
We currently have an estimate of 21,000 on death row. But we ask, what are you doing with these pople that you are giving $100,000 each? Also we have some traitorous soldiers that denied to figth Sel Appa in the Fight for Independance.
Total Estimate of People:
25,000
Total Money Estimate:
2,500,000,000 (2 billion 500 million)
Green Sun
24-04-2005, 15:16
Green Sun suggests asking Roach-Busters for shoobans or 'war criminals'.
Umbrella Corp Inc
24-04-2005, 20:35
We currently have an estimate of 21,000 on death row. But we ask, what are you doing with these pople that you are giving $100,000 each? Also we have some traitorous soldiers that denied to figth Sel Appa in the Fight for Independance.
Total Estimate of People:
25,000
Total Money Estimate:
2,500,000,000 (2 billion 500 million)


Just know that they will go towards a worthy cause.