NationStates Jolt Archive


Booty Call Sattelite TV

Alexonium
24-04-2005, 07:54
ALEXONIUM:

Emir Alex I, [long live his perverted ass] has launched a sattelite TV service dedicated to broadcasting quality pornography to all corners of the world! It also features a few commericials which contain a pro-Alexonium stance. It is broadcast in 5 languages: English, Arabic, Chinese, French, and Spanish, but the porn is all the same...

The Emirate of Alexonium has no part in this, this is strictly the Emir's doing.

Already, college students across the country are holding parties in his honor.

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