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Hataropoils, Hataria.

Empress Serena today ordered full Mobilizion of The Hatarian Military for War. all parts of The Military, Army, Navy and Air Force, are on full alert.

The Imperial Senate also passed a Draft act. The draft is for all men and women, 18-39 years of age.

Serena said also that this will not disrupt the Trade Talks with Whittier. "We are hopeing for a Better Future with Whittier, and we aren't mobilizeing against them." she said.

OOC: Yep, I am prepeareing for war.

OOC: Hataria, is there a reason for this war? Who is it against and what did they do? Try and add some more detail into your posts, detailing some of the soldiers reactions to the news maybe, or some senators reactions to the war being announced etc...

OOC: Hataria, is there a reason for this war? Who is it against and what did they do? Try and add some more detail into your posts, detailing some of the soldiers reactions to the news maybe, or some senators reactions to the war being announced etc...


Regime Change for MassPwnage, Me and Parthia are going to stop his Imperialisc Plans

Regime Change for MassPwnage, Me and Parthia are going to stop his Imperialisc Plans

What did he do? Although I know he is communist but I don't see him invading other countries.

Regime Change for MassPwnage, Me and Parthia are going to stop his Imperialisc Plans

OOC: Not to be too critical or hypocritial, but you should plot this out with him first.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAA!!! Alright, whatever... come get me."-The Great Leader Li

ooc: Maybe you could pick up some pointers on war RPs Hataria.

We condemn this act of unnecessary aggression on our allies in MassPwnage. Surely the nation of Parthia is mature enough to realise there is no need for such an act against this nation. We agree that MassPwnage was a bit hasty, eager and overzealous in their conflict with Hataria, but such an action is terribly pre-conclusionary and, simply put, not the right thing to do. We recommend a peace conference instead of repealing the flesh of each others' nations through military conflict.

Vasiliou Bandanaris
Agustinate of International Relations

What did he do? Although I know he is communist but I don't see him invading other countries.

OOC: So, being communist automatically qualifies someone for invasion? Imbecile.

[OOC: I can foresee two things:

1. Horrible read.
2. Ignore fest.

That's all I got to say. Maybe the fact that the Parthians is on it may make it something better.]

Tracking information constantly, the Fy'El'Zuleb Class Monitoring Satellite, codenamed ARGONAUT was constantly watching. It's batteries were replaced before they ran out every year on the year by a special shuttle. ARGONAUT had been assigned now for many years to watch Hataria and what it did, to find a reason maybe why it did it and relay the information it captured back to a command post and subsequently forwarded to the Satellite Monitoring Station to be noted.

ARGONAUT had been a very busy little boy, as had the nation it was watching. The high quality pictures were poured over by military analysts and usually they were either inconclusive or not of the business of the Union; and this time they assumed the same. However there was always a bomber squadron on standby in Airfield 662 that had exclusive access to this information and was constantly fed it, just incase Hataria did do anything. ARGONAUT's brother, MINOTAUR, picked up places of High Strike Value in Hataria and also fed them back to the bombers and bomber command in general for possible strike purposes.

Consider that a TAG, for now.
GUYS you don't know he's going for MassPwnage. He never said that IC.

OOC: So, being communist automatically qualifies someone for invasion? Imbecile.

No what I was saying that Parthians hate communist along with me but I can work with them and that an invasion for no reason is for nothing. I never support the aggressor no matter what ideology.

Intelligence Central:

"Sir, Hataria just drafted much of its adult population into the military."

The Intelligence Coordinator spit out his coffee and began to laugh like a rabid hyena.

"Well now... what for?"

"We really have no idea."

"Oh well. We'll let those idiots be."

"I've heard rumors they want a regime change here."

The Intelligence Coordinator began to laugh again.

"Many do. It doesn't work. They're not going to win against us."

"True dat. Anyway... I'll remind the Great Leader about this before I go to lunch, alright?"

The Intelligence Coordinator walked off saying: "You go do that."

Thinking pre-emptively, and looking up Hatarias most recent conflicts, the Commander at the SMS asked and received confirmation and forwarded all information from the ARGONAUT and MINOTAUR satellites to the MassPwnage Consulate in Hogsweat. Along with those was a list of key targets that Hogsweatian forces would hit in Hataria if it came to war with MassPwnage.

The Great Leader flicked through the Hogsweatian brief, then he called Dorsal.

"No need for your services currently, but I thank you anyway. Besides, if he does go to war with me, his economy will collapse in a week."

OOC: The Parthians and NTG are helping me, I got them on MSN Messager

and MP, I have more people then you, and I think you won't stand a Chance against Me, Parthia and NTG.

Hogsweet: I think I would think trice before attacking me.

OOC - Hataria, a little tip, when you mean stuff IC or OOC please put it before. I wasnt sure that comment was OOC or IC. Thanks.

IC:
We have no plans to attack Hataria, and never will. We are unsure if the Hatarians are just guessing, or whether your information is incorrect.

ooc: You seriously underestimate me Hataria. And give me NTG's MSN, I want to talk with him.

The Great Leader sent a few spy satellites and about a dozen defense satellites with anti satellite weaponry defenses up into space.

A few hovered over Hataria, others were watching his fleet movements.

Meanwhile, mid-ocean Pwnage scout subs were put on full alert.

As ARGONAUT detected the MassPwnage satellites beginning their orbit, it sent out an electronic relay to it's sister satellite and it's cousin satellites, ARGONAUT II,III, and IV respectively. MINOTAUR signalled and got an immediate response from the two strike satellites, CYCLOPS-I and CYCLOPS-II which moved into position and armed their OSM's and KiWS. Using the ARGONAUT Family as targeting the CYCLOPS brought their weapons online and began to gather a firing lock and eventually a solution for the eighteen OSM's [total] and the sixteen KiWS Tungsten Rods that would hit Hatarian ports and airbases if needed.

In addition the defense network satellite KRAKEN-VI had also moved into orbit to defend from any anti satellite missiles that the Hatarians may fire in the event of hostilities.

ooc: You seriously underestimate me Hataria. And give me NTG's MSN, I want to talk with him.

The Great Leader sent a few spy satellites and about a dozen defense satellites with anti satellite weaponry defenses up into space.

A few hovered over Hataria, others were watching his fleet movements.

Meanwhile, mid-ocean Pwnage scout subs were put on full alert.


OOC: lorddragoonx@hotmail.com Add his E-mail Address to MSN Massager, then you will see him. He is offline right now.

The Hatarian Space Command spotted The enemy Satellites, and did was was done.....EMP them.

one ICBM was launch, EMP war head, made to knock out enemy Satellites. The Missile head for The Satellites at full Speed. Cameras show the enemy Satellites.

Back in Hataria, TV monders show The Satellites and the countdown for the Missile to Blow up

10....9....8....7....6....5....4....3....2....1....0

The Warhead expoled.

Post your losses of Satellite guys.

"And thus the cat was res-...BZZZZTTTT!!!"
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DGNT Diplomatic Corps
To: Hataria

The SuperHappy Funtime Empire of Dontgonearthere demands immidiate reimbursment for the three television and GPS satilites you just knocked out, as well as an apology.
If not...well...
You get it.

ooc: Hataria, I suggest keeping WMDs out of this, because I don't really RP with WMDs and you should learn some more about conventional warfare


Precisely 0 losses.

As the Hatarian ICBM took off, the satellites moved further from Earth. The ICBM arced over and missed totally as it reentered Earth's atmosphere. What happened below wasn't MassPwnage's business, but attacking (no matter how idiotically) its space based assets was.

Back in his office the Great Leader sent an angry message to Hataria's pathetic excuse of a government.

"It has come to my attention that you have attempted to fire on Pwnage satellites, I suggest ceasing IMMEDIATELY, or be prepared to have your population put to the sword, claw, firebomb and anything else we can get our hands on, got that bitch?"-The Great Leader Li.

Detecting the ICBM as soon as it was launched, the satellites planned its trajectory and unlike their Pwnage counterparts, the KRAKEN-IV tracked the missile with it's inbuilt tracking systems and fired of a salvo of eight guided anti ICBM Close Range Aster 215 Missiles. The missile streamed towards the EMP ICBM and before the ICBM left the Ozone layer they hit it and turned the ICBM into a ball of flame.

We would like to know why Hataria launched an EMP missile into orbit. The ICBM nearly hit our satellites. We will not be pleased if these expensive items were knocked out.

As a purely preventative measure, Dontgonearthere was repositioned six of its ABM satilites to deal with any more Hataria launched weapons. Again, this is purely to protect our own space interests, not to pursue any action against Hataria.
Were still waiting for a response as to our civilian satilites that were knocked out. I suggest you pay up, or the DNN News Corporation will send somebody to break your leaders legs.
Naturally, we wish this didnt happen, but it seems to be hard to stop.

ic encyrpted cominqie to who ever rules Hataria i would advise you to stand down or the most evil state of sephrioth will smack you down.
from lord ryu

[OOC: Guys, I really suggest you use spellcheck. I completely believe you, and respect you and any problems you may have in typing, but seriously, it makes for a much better read if you use spellcheck. I don't want to be rude, just, this thread is going to hell.]

OOC: Hataria, telling another Rp'er that you "destroyed" anything of theirs without consent is godmoding I believe. I agree.. this is a horrible read. I expected a bit more from a nation with experience..

As a purely preventative measure, Dontgonearthere was repositioned six of its ABM satilites to deal with any more Hataria launched weapons. Again, this is purely to protect our own space interests, not to pursue any action against Hataria.
Were still waiting for a response as to our civilian satilites that were knocked out. I suggest you pay up, or the DNN News Corporation will send somebody to break your leaders legs.
Naturally, we wish this didnt happen, but it seems to be hard to stop.


Ok..Ok.. We are Sorry and will pay $45,000,000,000

OOC: Guys, I am allied with Parthia if you like to know, and he is helpping me Plan this war....which will be soon as I start.

But not today

OOC - Gotcha. I suggest we make it a closed RP.. i'll help defend MassPwnage [and maybe we can find someone else] versus Hataria NTG and Parthia?

OOC - Gotcha. I suggest we make it a closed RP.. i'll help defend MassPwnage [and maybe we can find someone else] versus Hataria NTG and Parthia?


OOC: ok, But Here's a ally for you and MP, Roman Republic

ooc: you don't choose my allies, I do.

OOC: Hogsweet: how about Four Nations against Four Nations? Nueve Itaila Might Might Join in. (I TGed him)

OOC- well I suppose i wont' be the one being invaded.. MP will but i'd suggest limiting it to 3 players per side unless, but whatever floats your boat. I'm not all that concerned. I think we should let MP decide.

OOC:
I would like to join, since most of my other posts seem to get ignored...
I use goblins in a moder setting, no fantasy or futuretech or anything, so if nobody minds I could join either side...
I dont really have much of an army at this point, so I could count as maybe half a nation :P

ooc: 2-3.