Cucumbers are fruits
23-04-2005, 22:46
A Terrorist attack has occured in The Brutal WahhabiCommunist Slum of Haiti: Yesterday at about 3am in the morning a terrorist group form the region of The Militant Catistic Region called The Catistic Extremists entered The Brutal WahhabiCommunist Slum of Haiti through boats dressed as soldiers of the country. The terrorists had obtained their uniforms by hand making them...after seeing a picture obtained by Thriceland's black market in information technology. The terrorist's had entered the country briefly and placed three cages of cats on three different cargo trucks heading back to three different warehouses located within Baghdad. The cats had each ingested a vile of Uranium obtained through the blackmarket of the country of Katakrukia. The Uranium has been in The Brutal WahhabiCommunist Slum of Haiti for 35 hours so far. The location of the Uranium is unknown, however we estimate that over 2 billion citizens have been exposed. The terrorist escaped however the Uranium had killed the 4 terrorists who were involved in the incident, they were found dead earlier today, and we found their plans next to them, however we believe that the leader of the terrorist organization still exists. We are very sorry for the losses or future losses of The Brutal WahhabiCommunist Slum of Haiti, however we are at war and war must go on, even if the country of The Brutal WahhabiCommunist Slum of Haiti does not find the Uranium.