NationStates Jolt Archive

Today, The Commonwealth of Shoobania was created. The nation's first leader, Chancellor Alexander Stanile took office. This is a great day for Shoobans.

Wow talk about crying out for slaughter from anti-shooban nations. Have fun dieing.

The funny thing is, the Shooban slaves are mental lli people, we had to send out of the country because we didn't have any money to bulid mental hosapitals.

There is a Shooban nation, it was once called Shobooshaaba (OOC: it actually existed, which is where this whole thing came from) and this is the only one the Iron Concordiat recognizes.

ooc: I would crush you myself but I ask that one other nation helps me just in case

ic:

The nation of Call to power rejects the idea of your nation and officially declares your so called citizens sub-human your people will be treated the same as any shooban who rejects there master

-Haroon Exspocracy
Puppet Master

There is a Shooban nation, it was once called Shobooshaaba (OOC: it actually existed, which is where this whole thing came from) and this is the only one the Iron Concordiat recognizes.


Yes, what Wirraway said.
We shall not recognize this in any way at all. 'Tis a tad bit ridiculous, especially since you did not come up with the "Shoobans" and I don't believe you have the permission of those who did.

I think this whole damn Shooban thing is getting out of hand....its just I.I's "flavor of the week"

IC:

“So, now you’re telling me they’re forming their own nation…and announcing it…why don’t they just go out on a field somewhere in their nation, and paint a huge fucking target that says bomb me! 1,000 points of you hit the bull’s-eye , it’d be easier that way.” Director General Davis took a long drag from his Cuban cigar. “This damn Shooban thing needs to end…so our intelligence networks can get on to watching something useful. See if the Shoobans…if they have the ability to communicate in modern ways and can speak Standard, see if we can’t covertly sell them some weapons or something…Even if they are some sort of lesser life form, I still frown upon the whole sale slaughter of an entire race….we really ought to stand up for these…things….morally, of course, not militarily.”

He paused for a moment, puffing his cigar, and poured himself, and guest, a glass of wine, then added

“Send out a message rebuking the nations involved in the Shooban slaughter. Say some stuff about the sanctity of all life, and quote of scripture while you’re at it.”

“Yes sir,” responded his second in command, Sub-Commander Fires. “I assume when you explain the situation and the contents of the messages to the Executer, you wont speak so ill of religion?” he said with a half smile

Davis looked up and regarded him. “No, of course not, that would be treasonous, now wouldn’t it? No, I have nothing against the religion of our state, nor our theocratic government. I just view it, like I do all things, and that is how it affects and helps me, and the State. Religion is a wonderful tool, it keeps our people in check, keeps they happy and productive, always striving to please God., and it gives us common ground with other fundamentalist nations, bringing us a possible horde of allies should we be attacked, as demonstrated in the Volgan War years ago.” He snuffed out his cigar. “No, I rather like the religion of our nation….its a very useful thing.”

Colonel Fires saluted and departed For your sake, Director General, I hope no one else ever hears you speak in such a manor, I’d hate to see you hanging for the gallows for that kind of talk.

Official Imperial Response:

We do not recognize this nation as a RL nation or a nation of Shoobans. For attempting to pass yourself off as one we hereby declare war on you. We call your land for ourselves and the first coalition. If another nation not in the original coalition or a current ally wishes to assist, we welcome your support. But we will not allow you to take any more than 10% of the land, if even that much.

To Shoobania:

http://img135.exs.cx/img135/5853/nswardeclaration3uz.jpg

Official Imperial Response:

We do not recognize this nation as a RL nation or a nation of Shoobans. For attempting to pass yourself off as one we hereby declare war on you. We call your land for ourselves and the first coalition. If another nation not in the original coalition or a current ally wishes to assist, we welcome your support. But we will not allow you to take any more than 10% of the land, if even that much.



Call to Power will join this coalition but asks for a more reasonable reward for our efforts e.g. The nations treasury

-Haroon Exspocracy
Puppet Master

Flaming Souls would also like to aid the coalition. We however require no reward for our involvement, pass it along to someone else if you will.

The great Hive Slranthisss looks forward to feasting on the sweet flesh of shoobans.

I think this whole damn Shooban thing is getting out of hand....its just I.I's "flavor of the week"



I agree.

We're not those type of shoobans. We're a way different type of Shooban. We are humans, and we're call Shoobans because the area we live in is a named was Shoobanea.

though we do not like the way shoobans are treated but we also do not think shoobans should have a nation of there own with this we will only attack them if we get more than 5% of there land and will only send 1 light carrier with 21 fighters

The funny thing is, the Shooban slaves are mental lli people, we had to send out of the country because we didn't have any money to bulid mental hosapitals



We're not those type of shoobans. We're a way different type of Shooban. We are humans, and we're call Shoobans because the area we live in is a named was Shoobanea.

ooc: there is no way out of this just give up and try again

sorry for being an ignorant person who lives in a small cave, but what is a shooban?

SECRET IC: Preparing entire SSBN fleet to Uber-pwn nation.

secret ic: Message to coalition forces

Give us the order and we will send in our troops are basic plan is:

1# destroy anti-air and armour divisions
2# Para drop troops and equipment in key areas
3# bomb and kill everything until there is a surrender

sorry for being an ignorant person who lives in a small cave, but what is a shooban?

ooc: basicly the scum of the Earth dumb as a post (IQ 40) ugly as a fat man naked in a thunderstorm and good for slavery

The Chancellor had only one way to save the nation, bring their former home country in the war. He called his ally and asked for help. He got back a good answer. The LCRB will help the nation.

ooc: basicly the scum of the Earth dumb as a post (IQ 40) ugly as a fat man naked in a thunderstorm and good for slavery
sounds like a reverse godmod, only a fool would do that.
prepares to disband military and replace with moths.

The Chancellor decided to defend his nation from a safe place. He and his family and advisors left the nation and head to the safest place they can go to.

The LCRB will help the nation.

ooc:? ah well we would pretty much own any nation on nation states with our coalition of shooban haters

The Chancellor decided to defend his nation from a safe place. He and his family and advisors left the nation and head to the safest place they can go to.

ooc: you have to secret ic where there going

Secret IC: The plane arrives at Rudolph F. Handstand International Airport in Liberty City. The Chancellor and his group are moved to a bunker on Garrison Island.

Call to Power will join this coalition but asks for a more reasonable reward for our efforts e.g. The nations treasury

-Haroon Exspocracy
Puppet Master

You may take their treasury.

The waves parted as a large armada of Borneric ships set out of port Lucien. Hundreds of transports packed full of regular soldiers and Dinosaurs made their way to Shoobania. This mighty army would swipe away the foul bastards claiming to be intelligent Shoobans.

OOC: Just like an info post.

Be warned, fools, that any attempt to encroach on the sovereignty of the nation of Shoobania will result in the annihilation of your people. The people of Novvs Atlantis are fanatical and we don't mind being slaughtered as well.

Attack Shoobania and you will face the full wrath of the Atlantian nuclear arsenal.

;Emperor Revan
:Novvs Atlantis

Parthia fully supports the Borman Empire against these THINGS!

-Shah Khosru III

OOC: I ignore nukes because they're stupid, everyone else does too. They make for a lousy RP.

A ally, This is good. Head to our nation and help the CDF againest the attack.
The Chancellor

In Shoob City,
Lt. Gen. Harrion, the commander of The Commonwealth Defense Force(CDF) prepares for the attack. F-45 Starlights patrol the skies of the Commonwealth. M-8 Light tanks and a bunch of WWII tanks make up the armor forces.

OOC: So does attacking a nation simply because they're Shooban. Makes for a lousy RP. Noob; think of something more creative.

Man this is most lowliest form of attack ever. noob picking pricks

Man this is most lowliest form of attack ever. noob picking pricks


This is no where near the lowest NS can go.....trust me...compared to some I've seen...this has intelligence to it...which is pretty sad if you think about it :/

I am just saying, kill a nation that has shooban in its name that is a tasteless attack. I say we let him grow his nation. let see where it goes....

Today, The Commonwealth of Shoobania was created. The nation's first leader, Chancellor Alexander Stanile took office. This is a great day for Shoobans.

OOC:
Okay, buddy, were you even aware of the original butt-raping of Shoobashaaba and the enslavement of its people? Obviously not, because you started this ill-advised thread. Maybe you should do some research before you make your first post something like this. Not to worry, you're a newbie. We forgive you...sort of.

Check this bad boy out:

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=414343

OOC: So does attacking a nation simply because they're Shooban. Makes for a lousy RP. Noob; think of something more creative.

OOC: So wait. Attacking a nation that is trying to jack something I nad a couple others created and change it to the opposite it is makes me a n00b, even thogh I have plenty of good RPs to my name. And me ignorign your nooks, even though more than half of NS does, isn't creative. I mean, WTF are you trying to say? Jesus christ man, pay attention to whats happening before insulting people who are far superior to you.

IC:
The captain sat down at the control panel of his Maddox class battleship.

"How much longer untill we reach thier shores?"

"About an hour or two."

"Ok. Ready the planes and sub fist strike groups."