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Even though the new Ridgian Press Secratary, Bill O'Reilly still has his show. He invites any foriegn leader or official to come on his show. If intrested, please post here. A seperate thread will be made for the episode.

-Press Office


The lineup for interviews (each in a seperate thread, after the one before it is done) are:
President John Server of Corneliu
The Prophet Jihuntae of Lictoria
Shah Khosru III of The Parthians
Sergei Ilyanov, Red Party member and former President of TIOR
President Michael W. Nellis of Nellis Land
Emily Deveraux Foriegn minister of Azazia

Currently airing-
Secretary of State Lord Azrael von Dracwald of Crossman
CEO Sara Resi of the Resi Corporation


NO MORE APPLICATIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED AT THIS TIME

[OOC: For the fun of it, are Future Tech crossovers allowed?]

Ahhh, Bill. I love Bill O'Reilly. Know why? Because he has the most fair and balanced show on TV, which just happens to be on the most objective and informative news network on TV, Fox. Fox is great, because they report and I decide.

/sarcasm

Fuck Bill O'Reilly. I hate him. He's a scumbag, a lying sac of festering maggot-infested corpses, a pus-filled boil on the ass of society. "Fair and balanced," my ass. O'Reilly is about as "fair and balanced" as Stalin. I've got your "fair and balanced" right here, you cocksucker.

The Prophet Jihuntae is head of the governmental council in Lictoria. He has requested an appearance on the show. Please reply if you will allow him to.

Perhaps Shah Khosru III could?

Ahhh, Bill. I love Bill O'Reilly. Know why? Because he has the most fair and balanced show on TV, which just happens to be on the most objective and informative news network on TV, Fox. Fox is great, because they report and I decide.

/sarcasm

Fuck Bill O'Reilly. I hate him. He's a scumbag, a lying sac of festering maggot-infested corpses, a pus-filled boil on the ass of society. "Fair and balanced," my ass. O'Reilly is about as "fair and balanced" as Stalin. I've got your "fair and balanced" right here, you cocksucker.

Just as a kind word of advice: I've seen the F word before. I don't care. But mods are fierce, and overally don't like people who use excessive language. Just a tip to surviving in NS.

Ahhh, Bill. I love Bill O'Reilly. Know why? Because he has the most fair and balanced show on TV, which just happens to be on the most objective and informative news network on TV, Fox. Fox is great, because they report and I decide.

/sarcasm

Fuck Bill O'Reilly. I hate him. He's a scumbag, a lying sac of festering maggot-infested corpses, a pus-filled boil on the ass of society. "Fair and balanced," my ass. O'Reilly is about as "fair and balanced" as Stalin. I've got your "fair and balanced" right here, you cocksucker.

Hey, not everybody can be Dan Rather. :rolleyes:

Where the spiiiiiiiin starts!

Official Communique from the Resi Corporation:

Even though we own CNN, the rival news network of Fox, we have decided to place CEO Sara Resi on your news program provided she can do a short several-second plug for CNN and not be yelled at too harshly for it. This is a unique opertunity for you to host the leader of a foreign nation AND a rival corporation on a show all at once, one that most other programs pay us for.

[signed]
Angellica Kradii, Secretary to the CEO
The Resi Corporation

Ahhh, Bill. I love Bill O'Reilly. Know why? Because he has the most fair and balanced show on TV, which just happens to be on the most objective and informative news network on TV, Fox. Fox is great, because they report and decide.

I like this part. This is what I think of Bill O'Reilly. Better leave out the rest....

Ahhh, Bill. I love Bill O'Reilly. Know why? Because he has the most fair and balanced show on TV, which just happens to be on the most objective and informative news network on TV, Fox. Fox is great, because they report and I decide.

/sarcasm

Fuck Bill O'Reilly. I hate him. He's a scumbag, a lying sac of festering maggot-infested corpses, a pus-filled boil on the ass of society. "Fair and balanced," my ass. O'Reilly is about as "fair and balanced" as Stalin. I've got your "fair and balanced" right here, you cocksucker.
Agh, the tolerant left. Tell me exactly how Bill O'Reily is unfair. Just because he doesn't agree with you doesn't make him biased.

[OOC: For the fun of it, are Future Tech crossovers allowed?]
Yes, they are allowed.

The Prophet Jihuntae is head of the governmental council in Lictoria. He has requested an appearance on the show. Please reply if you will allow him to.
He will be allowed.

Official Communique from the Resi Corporation:

Even though we own CNN, the rival news network of Fox, we have decided to place CEO Sara Resi on your news program provided she can do a short several-second plug for CNN and not be yelled at too harshly for it. This is a unique opertunity for you to host the leader of a foreign nation AND a rival corporation on a show all at once, one that most other programs pay us for.

[signed]
Angellica Kradii, Secretary to the CEO
The Resi Corporation
We agree to this. We hope that Sara Resi enjoys her stay in CR.

The Parthians-
The Shah will be allowed.

(Can Sergei Ilyanov, prominent Red Party member and former President of TIOR come? It'll be fun :p)

(Can Sergei Ilyanov, prominent Red Party member and former President of TIOR come? It'll be fun :p)
he will be placed on the line up.

President Michael W. Nellis would like to come onto the O'Reilly Factor please. I would like a chance to talk about my doctrine.

OOC: If you need a link to it then I will send it. Also when you do the Shahs can I have a link tged to me. Thank you.

Ahhh, Bill. I love Bill O'Reilly. Know why? Because he has the most fair and balanced show on TV, which just happens to be on the most objective and informative news network on TV, Fox. Fox is great, because they report and I decide.

/sarcasm

Fuck Bill O'Reilly. I hate him. He's a scumbag, a lying sac of festering maggot-infested corpses, a pus-filled boil on the ass of society. "Fair and balanced," my ass. O'Reilly is about as "fair and balanced" as Stalin. I've got your "fair and balanced" right here, you cocksucker.

yeah, and every other television broadcaster leans to the left. thank goodness for Fox, or there'd be nothing to balance it out.

if you ever want to find out the bias of a particular news organization, find out whom its workers voted for.

A brick crashed through the wondow of the press office
Eh, you wer thinkin of nae inviting us? ya scunners! Laird Mcchristain'll be there, serve penuts!

President Michael W. Nellis would like to come onto the O'Reilly Factor please. I would like a chance to talk about my doctrine.

OOC: If you need a link to it then I will send it. Also when you do the Shahs can I have a link tged to me. Thank you.
You will be placed on the lineup.

Corneliu's John Server would like to be interviewed.

As for O'Reilly, he is a blowhard. Even when he's called out on something he maintains his defense... and the more his guest digs in, the louder O'Reilly gets. lol

A brick crashed through the wondow of the press office
Eh, you wer thinkin of nae inviting us? ya scunners! Laird Mcchristain'll be there, serve penuts!
Ridgian Guards shoot the man and throw body in dicth.


ooc- Don't hijack my thread

Can I be on then show please?

Corneliu's John Server would like to be interviewed.
He will be placed on the lineup.

EVERYONE ELSE STOP HIJACKING MY THREAD. Argue on his bias on the general forum NOT here.

As for O'Reilly, he is a blowhard. Even when he's called out on something he maintains his defense... and the more his guest digs in, the louder O'Reilly gets. lol

The more his guests try to spin, the harder his questions get. I've seen him do that to all political stripes. Now if we're going to argue about Bill O'Reilly, take it to General.

Ridgian Guards shoot the man and throw body in dicth.


ooc- Don't hijack my thread

OOC: Damnation, he was a good laird too

I wasn't Hijacking, it was our way of asking for an invite :D :headbang:

Who do you want to come on the show?

Who do you want to come on the show?

I'm sorry? Was that directed to me?

I suppose the United Kingdom of Azazia might send some government representative to be interviewed, it wouldn't be the PM of course. Perhaps the Minister of Foreign Affairs? So yeah, I guess I would have some interest...

I'm sorry? Was that directed to me?
yes it was.


AZAZIA-
WHat is his name

actually... he is a she... Emily Deveraux... what other kind of information do you want?

actually... he is a she... Emily Deveraux... what other kind of information do you want?
Thats it. We will contact you by TG when your turn for interview comes.

I'll have Secretary of State Lord Azrael von Dracwald on sometime. I'm bust right now, but I would enjoy taking part.