NationStates Jolt Archive

After a few months of vacancy in thhe Press Office, King John Antonette I has named a new press secratary. He is considered the best newsman in Cherry Ridge, and isn't afraid to be fair and balanced. The new Press Secratary is Bill O'Reilly, of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News.

Although we wish Mr. O'Reilly the best of luck in the new position, we question the King's choice - a person with no bias would have made a better choice.

Vasiliou Bandanaris

Official Responce from Press Office,
"Mr. O'Reilly is fair and balanced."