NationStates Jolt Archive

King Names New Press Secratary

Cherry Ridge
22-04-2005, 02:11
After a few months of vacancy in thhe Press Office, King John Antonette I has named a new press secratary. He is considered the best newsman in Cherry Ridge, and isn't afraid to be fair and balanced. The new Press Secratary is Bill O'Reilly, of the O'Reilly Factor on Fox News.
22-04-2005, 02:21
Although we wish Mr. O'Reilly the best of luck in the new position, we question the King's choice - a person with no bias would have made a better choice.

Vasiliou Bandanaris
Cherry Ridge
22-04-2005, 03:03
Official Responce from Press Office,
"Mr. O'Reilly is fair and balanced."