NationStates Jolt Archive

The hour was late and the nurse was making her rounds for the night. She noticed that the ward was unusually quiet that night, and she decided to take a late night trip around the area and make sure everything was alright. The only sounds that filled the entire wing were the pitter patter of the nurse's feet, and she began to grow increasingly concerned as she neared the large room that held all the newly born babies. She cocked her head to the side upon seeing that the shades had been drawn and every light was off, and the suddenly got a sinking feeling that something was terribly wrong.

She flicked the lightswitch on and then fell backwards as a wave of terror swept over her. Every newborn child in the entire ward had been butchered in their sleep, and dozens of little heads swung from the blades of the ceiling fans violently. Bodies were nailed to the walls and strewn about on the floor, their montionless figures laying in little pools of their own blood. The nurse threw up several times upon seeing such a horrifying sight, as several babies were skinned, while others had their limbs and heads twisted around.

The nurse rushed to the phone and immediatly called the police, and amidst her cries of terror she was able to describe the scene to the operator on the phone. My God it's terrible.....the children...they're all dead! They're hanging from the ceiling and laying in piles everywhere...of my God....my God.....

AMF News Update

We have confirmed reports from government officials that a maternity ward in east ULE City was raided by AMF Special Forces. While the true motive is still not known, we are reluctant to report that every young child in the maternity ward was killed in manners most unspeakable. When asked to comment, an AMF government official stated that "there was no motive, there really wasn't".

AMF News will continue to investigate this tragic massacre and bring you updates as they come to us.


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OOC: Seeing as comedy threads don't seem to work for me, I'll just stick to my guns.

OOC: I quite liked your new weapons actually... :D

OOC: Wait a sec…those Airborne sappers were a joke!…oh…well…then *cough* We’ll if mutilated, freefalling human bombs wont spike peoples interest, I’m sure dead babies will….reminds me of a song…Alice Coopers “Dead Babies”…..

IC: We, the Church of Gods Will in Transnapastain, pray for the souls of the deceased children, may they reach our Lord God in heaven safely. We also pray for the parents of the deceased, may the Lord bless and keep them, may they find solace and retribution in His name.

Further more, we pray that the Lord hath mercy on the souls of the murders, may the Lords sword of retribution strike swiftly and justly in the name of vengeance. We pray for, and wish luck to the police and military forces of AMF as they attempt to find justice for the innocent deceased, and their families.

OOC: Yes, it was a joke, the people in the IRC room thought it was a riot. Although, I was going to use them anyways just to add some spice to a war RP...and I'm sure falling human bombs would do just that. But oh well, enough talk about it already.

Message to the whatever excuse you call for Government
Your pure brutality and pathetic tactics are nothing but excuses for being a coward and pathetic, "Oh look at me I can kill a few dozens children and their mothers." Do you wish for a reward for killing the innocent? For we would gladly give you one, *Insert rude Gesture*.

I've heard stories and well, "Damien the Destroyer" my ass. So you put heads on pikes I can do that too, but I, unlike you have something called sanity, maybe you should come and visit and I can teach you one or two things about it. However, I doubt you could do such a thing. Your face is quite the gross, I would even compare you to a shooban, maybe you fathered the race? I wouldn't doubt it.

So go please go and kill some more if it will make you feel better!

Emperor Adrian the I

Were any of the babies communists or Shoobans?

-Generalissimo J.L.

We, as we are, congratulate you on your...unforseen act upon these newborns. Whatever drove you to confoundly murder these children will be acknowledged, but your lack of sanctity for human life so young as this gains our permanant respect.

-Arborgard the Twelfth

Were any of the babies communists or Shoobans?

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: Communist babies? That's like the funniest thing I've heard all day. :D

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It is unclear at this time what political affiliation these babies were, although intelligence suggests that they did not have any. As far as....Shoobans go, we do not know what a Shooban is nor have we ever seen one.

Message to the whatever excuse you call for Government
Your pure brutality and pathetic tactics are nothing but excuses for being a coward and pathetic, "Oh look at me I can kill a few dozens children and their mothers." Do you wish for a reward for killing the innocent? For we would gladly give you one, *Insert rude Gesture*. So go please go and kill some more if it will make you feel better!
Emperor Adrian the I

Hold on a second there boy, there was no official government order to go into said maternity ward. All I can divulge at this time is that there was an incident, and AMF special operations were on the scene. It is unclear at this time wether or not they were directly responsible, or if they were responding to a call. There have been some terrorist activities in the area since the quashing of Rayne and her Nazi regime, so we cannot make any judgment calls at this time.

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John Kimble
-AMF Information Ministry-

Allow me to interject if I may.

Before you go opening your mouth you craven dog, make sure you have your facts straight. Until then, kindly silence yourself and slink away back into the shadows of obscurity before....you yourself are dispatched.

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Zander
-Warchief of AMF Forces-

Message to Damien
Oh how we cower, can't even address me yourself "destroyer" can you? Have to send your lackeys to do your dirty work. Plus they are the worse liars I have ever heard off! Weren't AMF special forces there ? Isn't Your brutality is well known ? Would your possessed little ugly shooban look-alike skull do something like this? I believe I have my facts well straight. However I don't think your massive head can understand that.
Good day,
Emperor Adrian The I

Official Response
We shall join with the people of Transnapastain in their prayers that the souls of the children may find eternal peace and rest in the realm of the Almighty God, and that He/She/It* may assuage the grief that must be felt the families of these poor children.

We trust that the government of Lord Dreadfire will act with its usual swiftness and efficiency in hunting down and justly punishing those barbarians responsible for this monstrous and abhorrent crime.

-Ministry of External Affairs
*Apologies; our non-gender-specific pronoun doesn't translate well into English.


[note; in the background several people can be heard telling baby jokes to other people who are saying "that is so wrong!"]

The Stalkers had been tracking them for days, charting their movements and following their every move. The hospital was the first target, but by the time they arrived it was too late. The media quickly began pointing the finger at the government, but that accusation was the most likely seeing as nobody else was seen on site. Having disappeared back into the shadows, the Sentinel Stalkers continued their search for their marks.....a rogue band of ANP footsoldiers.

Several hours after the maternity ward massacre, the ANP agents were spotted moving towards a senior citizen home. This time the Stalkers were determined to catch them in the act, so they waited in a parked van across the street. After a few minutes passed the Stalkers began to stir, and after a few moments more they opened the van door and began moving towards the bulding. Without hesitation they smashed in the front door and began moving room to room....but they were already too late.

The only logical explanation was that operatives had been inside the building several hours beforehand, and the small band of footsoldiers only served to lure the Stalkers into the complex. The elaborate plan to frame them had been set, and an 'anonymous' tip to the press was all it took...for they were on the scene in minutes. The Stalkers had no other choice but to flee the scene, as to ensure that they were not caught on camera.

The devastation at the senior home was worse than the maternity ward. Heads were smashed through walls, walkers and canes were skewered through the midsections of the elderly, and large piles of feet and arms lay about everywhere. In the main lobby, a man in his early 80's was crucified and hung upside down from the ceiling. It was a slaughterhouse.

AMF News Update

This just in, we have reports of another such incident from earlier tonight, this time at a senior citizen home. We have no details other than the fact that everyone inside is reported dead. AMF Government officials deny involvement in both incidents and refuse to comment on the presence of Special Forces on the scene.

We will break in with more news as it happens.

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Message to Damien
Oh how we cower, can't even address me yourself "destroyer" can you? Have to send your lackeys to do your dirty work. Plus they are the worse liars I have ever heard off! Weren't AMF special forces there ? Isn't Your brutality is well known ? Would your possessed little ugly shooban look-alike skull do something like this? I believe I have my facts well straight. However I don't think your massive head can understand that.
Good day,
Emperor Adrian The I

Listen here now, you pathetic upstart! Calling the most dangerous man on the face of the earth names is not going to get you anywhere fast, especially since we are formally denying involvement in both incidents. If you continue to press the issue, you risk running into more problems then you will be able to handle.

You had better pray that Lord Damien does not answer your little messages himself, as he has killed many a man for lesser insults. Again, I would like to remind you that you have no right sticking your nose in internal business that is of no concern to you. You will not be told again to keep out of this.

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Minister Hartman
-Minister of Foreign Affairs-

Message to Damien (Let's see if you guys In AMF Postal Services can follow directions)

Oh please forgive everything I have said, never would I risk the wrath of such a fat and ugly man! Oh please, come on now the only reason no one else has "pressed their noses in" is simple, they are afraid of you and for good reason. I mean who else had such a tormented child hood that he kills people and plays with their heads? Honestly, were you dropped off a cliff as child, because that would explain several things?
With Love,
Emperor Adrian The I

OOC: This is some of my best work :p

Headquarters, Bonstocknian Special Services
Port Yuko, Bonstock

One of the intelligence officers looked over at his Intranet messages. One was from an agent operating in Automagfreek. It was from the exact agent that had recently been assigned to steal the plans for the super-dreadnaught Sentinel, but from title it looked like that goal had not been accomplished. The officer opened it anyway.

A grim sight greeted him. A flash photograph of the interior of a maternity ward, with dozens of dead babies everywhere. The officer printed the evidence, and took it to Lord Harald.

In his office behind his desk, Lord Harald was on the phone. He was speaking, "What is this?... What do you mean we can't shoot those commie hippie bastards?... Constitution? To hell with the Constitution!..." He heard a knock at the door, and wrapped up his conversation, "Whatever. Just send them to the gulag. That will teach them." He put the phone down, and answered the door. "Come in," he said.

The intelligence officer entered. "Sir, I have a report from our agent in Automagfreek."

"The plans for the Sentinel?"

"No."

"A description of what Puritania is?"

"No. But perhaps more gruesome." He handed the report to Lord Harald.

The Lord of all Bonstocknians let out a gasp. "This can only mean one thing!"

The officer responded, "Should we cut off diplomatic relations with AMF?"

"No. It means I have to do something so cold an maniacal it will eclipse even this act of ferocity. I say we drop JDAMs on every last church in Bonstock, and kill every Christian in the Federal Republic."

"Why the Christians, sir?"

"Because I still owe my old Sunday School teacher 40 dollars for not telling my mother about all the times I skipped Church."

"Couldn't we just shoot your old Sunday school teacher?"

"We can't do that. He's serving a life sentance at Gulag 28."

"Then your secret is safe!"

"Yeah, but that's the only gulag in need of labor, and I still need to find a place for my mom."

"What about a retirement home?"

"According to her, the roof leaks, the food sucks, and there's no telephone for her to call me. Now I have to listen to her calls every day! If she figures out I skipped Sunday school, she'll never shut up about it!"

"You know, you could always just block her calls. We have machines that do that, you know."

Lord Harald's face lighted up. "Then block her messages, dammit!"

"So what are we going to do about AMF?"

"I dunno. Give them a cake or something."

"But sir, they killed those babies..."

Lord Harald took a slow, commanding voice. "Give them a god damn cake or I'll have you shot. Do you understand?"

"Yes, sir." He saluted, and left.

A few days later, a chocolate cake arrived in ULE City, addressed to Damien Dreadfire.

OOC: Communist babies? That's like the funniest thing I've heard all day. :D

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It is unclear at this time what political affiliation these babies were, although intelligence suggests that they did not have any. As far as....Shoobans go, we do not know what a Shooban is nor have we ever seen one.



Hold on a second there boy, there was no official government order to go into said maternity ward. All I can divulge at this time is that there was an incident, and AMF special operations were on the scene. It is unclear at this time wether or not they were directly responsible, or if they were responding to a call. There have been some terrorist activities in the area since the quashing of Rayne and her Nazi regime, so we cannot make any judgment calls at this time.

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John Kimble
-AMF Information Ministry-

Allow me to interject if I may.

Before you go opening your mouth you craven dog, make sure you have your facts straight. Until then, kindly silence yourself and slink away back into the shadows of obscurity before....you yourself are dispatched.

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Zander
-Warchief of AMF Forces-

(OOC: John Kimble? Ah, another Kindergarten Cop fan, eh? ;))

OOC: Lol, I cant believe you really went in and raided a maternity ward.

Also, if you are gonna be bitter about some people not understanding that your human bombs were jokes, then you need a different hobby.
I mean think about, with your record of human rights abuses and so forth, and seeing how you mentioned that the whole thing was a joke once, which I read twice and still didn't notice (selective reading huh?) then you could understand how many people did not see it as a joke.

But anyways, since you got so many mutilated babies, why dont you empty out the insides, stuff it with shrapnel and a few pounds of explosive, put some type of reinforcing material on the outside, add a timer, then drop em out of planes onto enemy infantry positions.

OOC: Lol, I cant believe you really went in and raided a maternity ward.

OOC: Yep, gave myself an idea.

Also, if you are gonna be bitter about some people not understanding that your human bombs were jokes, then you need a different hobby.
I mean think about, with your record of human rights abuses and so forth, and seeing how you mentioned that the whole thing was a joke once, which I read twice and still didn't notice (selective reading huh?) then you could understand how many people did not see it as a joke.

OOC: As stated before, those in the IRC channel got a kick out of it, as did I. The only one who's making an issue out of this is you, as the discussion was done and over with. And whoever said I was bitter? I'm actually quite enjoying this RP, so please keep the OOC talk to a minimum.

But anyways, since you got so many mutilated babies, why dont you empty out the insides, stuff it with shrapnel and a few pounds of explosive, put some type of reinforcing material on the outside, add a timer, then drop em out of planes onto enemy infantry positions.

OOC: Cute.....let's not continue to hijack, mkay?

(Couldn't Resist a BUMP)

OOC: I have spent the last three minutes laughing myself silly. That being said...

IC:

Kamara looked over the information, then at the messages that were sent to AMF. "Obviously these peopel don't have a clue about the Black Ops world..."

Two strikes. Brutal murders. Special Forces spotted both times. Targets were the elderly and the infants.

Damien has shown lapses in sanity before, but ordering the deaths of members of the weakest and most helpless in society? That's not Damiens style. And I do not think it's like a Stalker team to be spotted on two consecutive strikes. You know what that tells me, boys and girls? That the Ops team didn't perfrom these hits.

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Master Inquisitor Kamara
Head of Intelligence
Overseer of Imperial Inquisition

OOC:In a good way hopefully lol

But anyways (Last Bump)