NationStates Jolt Archive

OOC: The title of this thread is the headline of some international broadcasting agency.

NEWSFLASH: Potential enemies of the Reich liquidated - Praise everywhere
486 Babies put out of misery - Führer lauded - parents not charged for treason

Today, in an attempt to keep the Social Nationalist ideologies clean and tidy, 486 babies have been put out of their misery. They posed a serious threat to the steadfastness of our men in the field, and their vile outcroppings of anti-Reichs thoughts are already visible at such an early age. With a bleeding heart Reichs Docter Klaus Schilling was ordered to inject 30cc of cyanide into the baby's bloodvessels. They passed away seconds later, while the parents approved the actions of our caring government. One of them said: "I am so glad the state looked into the eyes of this abomination and acted decisively. With such swift action we do not have to worry for raising impurities."
And indeed, this good man is correct. The parents will not be charged for treason against the Reich, because they have alerted the proper authorities in such a short notice. A member of the hospital staff comments on this: "Yes, we are indeed very glad that these creatures have been put down. The potential of a dissent in our society has been drasticly curtailed after the Führer has declared that such little alies do not deserve a place in this nation. I fully agree with that."
With the Reich saved once again from intellectual and moral decay, we can only hope our ever watchful hospital staff discovers such abominations again. To make sure your baby will not become one of them, pregnant women can now buy a baby-microphone, attach this microphone to your abdomen and then put on a speech of our Führer in the dvd player. Speeches included:
- My indentity is my pride ~ writer(s): Barnard Rosse 240 minutes
- A nation fit for humanity ~ writer(s): Vannevar Luccian and Cobragt Rundevelt 120 minutes
- Pilgrims in an unholy land (an essay on communism) ~ writer(s): Cobragt Rundevelt 180 minutes
- We are the people ~ writer(s): Cobragt Rundevelt 140 minutes

HEIL COBRAGT RUNDEVELT!
HEIL THE GERMAN REICH!
ONE IDENTITY, ONE REICH!

Where they communist infants? If so, I applaud these measures.

-Generalissimo J.L.

We wish to know how these babies could be considered anti-reich?

Official statement

"Our most respected and experienced docters sensed danger when these poor women gave birth to these childs. A bad aura hung around their heads, cloaking the minds of all in crimson and wicked thoughts. All the other children started to cry and mothers cried for the protective arms of their husbands and the caring, gentle face of our Führer. This cannot be a coincidence and we have done the right thing. And it is possible that these childred may have become communists, but we didn't want to wait to see. We had to act, and we did."

- Ministry of National Healthcare Representative.

We fully support this action performed in the name of racial and spiritual purity.

-Random Guilder Bureaucrat

We support this.

~King Jedo~

OOC: No offense, but what in God's name happened to the good guys around here? New Genoa and such? All the pro-civil rights people?

IC:
Official thanks

The Führer is thrilled to see the overwhelming support for these recent happenings. How could anyone condemn these actions? They cannot, because if they were placed in such a situation they would have no choice but to terminate the life of such items. Useless items are discarded, they aren't of use to anyone. Human life is no exception. When you are not a valueble addition to our society, we have no place for you. And every individual is a cog in the gears of our well oiled nation. Pariahs are not welcome in Guffingford.

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- Cobragt Rundevelt, Führer of Social Nationalist Guffingford

Republic of Skinny87, Presidential Conference

The President strode into the Press Conference flanked by several of his security detail, who stepped aside and sat down as Martin walked to the podium and looked out upon the veritable sea of journalists and cameras. He paused a moment, then began.

'Ladies and Gentlemen, the depraved and genocidal acts of pure evil commited by the nation of Guffingford have been well documented by this government, so I shall save time by not going into detail of previous atrocities commited by the government of Guffingford. However, the latest horrific act commited pales against all but a few acts commited before. The Guffingford government has executed several hundred newborn babies, giving no reasonable explanation for their actions. Killing is a deplorable act at the best of times, but the cold blooded killing of innocent children who could not even defend themselves is the most repulsive act I have ever heard of.
Therefore, by a unanimous act of Parliament, this country condemns the actions of Guffingford and their insane leader, and hopes that a change of government is soon completed in Guffingford by the oppressed peoples of that nation.'

"Hey look! It's the Prime Minister!" one man shouted, pointing at the illustrious, suited figure who just walked in.

"Yeah, we know you dolt, we work with him every day," said another man, smacking him over the back of the head. "You're the Minister for Education, for crying out loud."

"What? Doh! Oh yeah..." the Minister nodded.

PM Jack Daniels sat down at his desk, with several Ministers (not minstrals, despite his requests) moving in closer.

"Alright people, what's on the agenda today?" Daniels asked.

"We've got 752 coups, 164 revolutions, a few thousand different wars," the Minister for Defence, Jeff Bane, said whilst reading off a list. "Just over half a million cases of racial and religious oppression... huh, lower than usual. Some guy killing babies for some obscure reason or another. A new ice cream shop opened over in Johanus City, they sell mint, chocolate, vanilla, strawbe..."

"Babies?" Daniels perked up. "Why were they killing babies?"

"As I said, sir, for some obscure reason," the Minister shrugged. "A bad 'aura' or something, I don't know..."

"A bad 'aura'?" Daniels snorted. "I have to kiss the little bastards on the forehead every time we have an election. I know they have a stinking aura, but I don't rip their heads off. As much as I'd like to... how many did they kill?"

"Just under 500," Bane said.

"Is that all?" Daniels exclaimed. "To hell with that. More people than that died when I accidentally swerved my limo across the highway... you remember that, Jeff?"

"Yes sir, very amusing," Bane nodded, sighing.

"Well, just give them a standard 'we don't like you' message," Daniels said, sitting back in his leather chair and putting his feet up on the large mahogany desk. "Then we can take the hire car over to Johanus. Chocolate and mint icecream... mmm..."


From: The Office of the Prime Minister, the Confederacy of Mattikistan
To: Offending Nation(s): Guffingford
Re: Disgusting Act

The Government of Mattikistan hereby condemns/applauds your national ruling body for your despicable/brilliant act(s) of barbarism/compassion. In the eyes of the Mattikistan Government, your act(s) of barbarism/compassion are unforgivable/heart-warming, and we hope that you will not continue with such policies in the future.

Signed,

The Prime Minister
(Jack Daniels)

This only strengthens our resolve to see you all burn in hell.

~Reinhard~



We support this.

~King Jedo~

And as for you, we already told you bastards to watch your step. The Nation of Moronyicka is on thin ice with our Reich, one more move will plunge you through.

"We applaud these actions, we are amazed at the speed and efficiency of the Guffingfordian Reichs authorities and wonder if we could cooperate to subdue or rid ourselves of future enemies"

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<[Lord Yuri]>
Minister of Foreign Affairs
Durthangist Reich of Vermin

"It would appear to be another attempt to anger the community and gain infamy sir."

"Not another massacre. Do they not see the pointlessness in it? We shall take no interest."

"Yes my Emperor. I shall respond in the usual manner."

Official Imperial Opinion

What goes on outside our borders is none of our concern. Do what you wish. Your pathetic attempt to anger the community does not concern us.

However, if you are willing to sell the meat of the babies, we will be interested. It will be good Colony feed. (MWAHAHAHAHA! :D )

End Transmission.

"ooc: this is my first rp post on nations :D "

Grand Chancellor Alamexia Heartstrong of the Irish Free States stared intently into the cameras that would broadcast her message across the country and beyond. The recent events by the evil Guffingford Reich where deplorable, the killings and mass murders unforgivable. The public had been in uproar as right they should be protesting the horrific crimes undertaken by the Guffingford Reich.

"Grand Chancellor we are live in 5"
Cameraman counted down with his fingers 5 . . . 4 . . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1

Grand Chancellor Alamexia paused long enough to build the suspense and finally began reciting her readied speech with a clear and business like voice.

"Greetings fellow countrymen, today the world has turned to a much darker place and I wish I was speaking to you under better circumstances. As we all have recently heard the nation of Guffingford, in a insanely horrific turn, snuffed the life from 600 children. This Act was not for the benefit of the country, just the Anarchic Regime controlling it, to keep their corrupt and dangerous leaders in power. In a more surprising turn many nations have dismissed the actions of the GuffingFord "Government" and many have even applauded it! My Friend My countrymen well will not be one of them we will rise above nations that pursue to end life before it has even matured, grieve for the loss of those children for their parents are to brainwashed to grieve for them themselves, this government condemns the actions of the Guffingford Reich and we warn them continued actions that destroy the sanctity of life will be punished.Good Night"

The grand chancellor stared into the camera hoping she was looking into the face of the Guffingford Reich Furher and wishing she could burn his soul from the podium with her eyes. with one swift movement she walked from the podium the blast of questions from the gathered jounalist sliding over her cool exterior.

What has happened to the world? People slaughtering innocent civilians for obsurd reasons. These criminals need to be brought to justice.

What has happened to the world? People slaughtering innocent civilians for obsurd reasons. These criminals need to be brought to justice.


They are, by us.

What has happened to the world? People slaughtering innocent civilians for obsurd reasons. These criminals need to be brought to justice.

The key to ending this madness is to not give them the satisfaction of our anger. If they realise no one cares, they will either stop or get worse. And if they get worse, they'll kill all of their own population, thus ending our problem for us. If they invade anyone, we shall crush them.

Plutonian Response:

Is the meat still fresh? :D

The key to ending this madness is to not give them the satisfaction of our anger. If they realise no one cares, they will either stop or get worse. And if they get worse, they'll kill all of their own population, thus ending our problem for us. If they invade anyone, we shall crush them.

Ok well put. But still what about the population of the said countries? Are they to be left to die?

Are you in the right thread?

I don't know. But if he was mocking TIN by saying that sentinals could grind TIN's bones into dust he is very much wrong and I laugh at him :cool:

Ok well put. But still what about the population of the said countries? Are they to be left to die?

They are not Imperial citizens, therefore we do not care. We only care for our citizens and allies. Anyone else can burn their people with fire for all we care. Ethics do not apply, only survival.

Am I your ally TIN?

Am I your ally TIN?

I think so... Yes you are.

They are not Imperial citizens, therefore we do not care. We only care for our citizens and allies. Anyone else can burn their people with fire for all we care. Ethics do not apply, only survival.


that is a very cold approach and the IFS looks upon such nations with distrust. when your nation's people burn will other nations look at your and say ;
They are not my people we, therefore we dont care what happens to them"

we shall see . . . . .

Everyone would care if TIN's people caught fire. Everyone knows and luvs TIN.

Everyone would care if TIN's people caught fire. Everyone knows and luvs TIN.

Now we know thats not true. ;)

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heh well what can you expect he has that arrogant macho aura about him i bet he uses brut for aftershave.


TIN :mp5:

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heh well what can you expect he has that arrogant macho aura about him i bet he uses brut for aftershave.


TIN :mp5:

I'm actually just a Naive college student. I'm very good at impersonating evil geniuses however... :D

OCC Dont know what that means but i'll say it anyway

After the acts of genocide by the third reich the Scnarfian Government has raised several issues in the Balkans Summit to the UN Delagate The Holy Orthodox Republic of Crvena Zvezda.

"We have witnessed a terrible crime against humanity, and yet we, the magnificant people of the Balkans refuse to speak up, and step IN! Hundreds of babies have died because of a Fascist Dictator and we must stop it, or at least take some action against them. So tell me, why have you not decided to take any action" says foreign minister Jaque Kirchaude.

No response from The Holy Orthodox Republic of Crvena Zvezda yet, but we can assure you that we will be back with the latest as soon as it happens!

This is Aequatio News Net with a special report...

In a bold move not seen ever within the Republic, President Nicklas Blüme has given the order for the arrest and execution of all Guffingfordian nationals caught within the borders of the Aequatian Republic, these include the outlaying islands and all possessions, for the recent actions committed by the . The Ministry of Justice and the Staatspolizei in co-operation with the Armed Forces Home Guard and the Sicherheitstaffel have already begun operations around the Republic's major cities, tourist hot spots and international airports to stop any Guffingford citizens from fleeing the country. President Blüme had this to say earlier:

"I'm just sick of nations the likes of Guffingford, thinking they can spark international interest and fervor through attempted genocide. From now on, our Republic will do all they can to punish those who support such a nation's actions, starting with those who are members of such a disgusting society. State Police and the Republic's Security Echelon are already in the process of hunting these people down and taking them away to temporary prisons where they will be disposed of in a meaningful fashion when deemed by the President's office. While the number we eliminate is merely a nominal faction compared to the rest of the terrible society, it is the least we can do for now. Fight fire with fire, I say!"

We will cover this story as it unfolds. Coming up next, carbs are actually good? Find out from Rachel Wolfburg's report after the break!

Why Punish those who have nothing to do with the attacks? This move shows your leaders to be nothing more than cowardly men with nothing better to do than create mayhem.

Cacifica the Great
Empress of The Conservative Farming Society of Nascent

Why Punish those who have nothing to do with the attacks? This move shows your leaders to be nothing more than cowardly men with nothing better to do than create mayhem.

Cacifica the Great
Empress of The Conservative Farming Society of Nascent

Nothing to do with the attacks? It is their own leaders which are committing the crimes, if they did not want to be punished for their representatives do, then they themselves should do something about it. We find any Guffingford citizen equally responsible for the actions as we do their own government and head of state.

Werner Klein,
Head of Sicherheitstaffel,
Federal Republic of Aequatio

IC: Your views are seriously flawed then my friend. How do you know that their leaders represent the people? And how do you know if those people you are detaining even wanted the leaders of Guffingford to lead their nation, maybe that is why they left in the first place. Lets think before we do anything rash that would end in only more blood being spilled.

IC: Your views are seriously flawed then my friend. How do you know that their leaders represent the people? And how do you know if those people you are detaining even wanted the leaders of Guffingford to lead their nation, maybe that is why they left in the first place. Lets think before we do anything rash that would end in only more blood being spilled.

Their leaders represent them, whether they want to or not, by simply being citizens of Guffingford and are just as guilty as the leaders, if they do not wish to be treated the same way as we would treat their administrative leaders, then they may renounce their Guffingford citizenship and peacefully surrender to either Aequatian Home Guard soldiers or Sicherheitstaffel officers. If they choose not to, they can then face their fate and own up to their deserving punishment.

Werner Klein,
Head of Sicherheitstaffel,
Federal Republic of Aequatio

And as for you, we already told you bastards to watch your step.

OOC: Er... when? I don't think I've ever even heard of your nation.

OOC: Er... when? I don't think I've ever even heard of your nation.


OOC: The Shooban thread.

Message to the Government of the Guffingford,

You like so many others in this world are nothing but simple cowards. Go back to the shit hole in which you came from "almighty Fuhrer". No one has any care for what you say, what you do is simply pathetic and shows the world you are nothing more then a sad, sad little man. Maybe you should try something a little different no? I mean honestly I think the world is tired of mass murders, honestly.
With Love,
Emperor Adrian the I

Hmmm... Nipping dissent in the bud. We don't normally execute those under five, but that might have to change. Great work my friend.

-Shah Khosru III

OOC: Sorry about the hijack, but Parthians, did you know that a Parthian is a deserter, or one who leaves his kind? Since I read that I have been itching to know if you knew that or not, but Im sure you probably did.

Secret IC:

The King set down to his morning news briefing and nettle tea. He felt the lung clearing substance stir within his breast a moment before opening the newspaper and smiling for a moment on the article about the Swords of a Thousand Men being recovered near Loch Faoilleach. He took another sip and turned the page. His eyes widened and he got up quickly and paced to the conference room. Pressing a button he called everyone together.

We have baby killers in Guffingford.

Yeah I saw that too this morning. So what do we do?

The King thought for a moment and answered.

Nothing. I'd like to crush this evil now.............but we aren't strong enough. Gods I want to crush him. I see that Tocrowkia has already gotten stern with them. I say we increase relations with them.

Everyone nodded and the short press conference was called.

IC:

We have called this press conference to point out the atrocities carried out by the nation of Guffingford in the name of moral, religious, and race purity. We find them wanting in every matter and are currently outraged.

A reporter raised his hand.

You realize they can see this right?

The King nodded and smirked.

Aye that's why I didn't call them the whoresons that they are.

OOC: Sorry about the hijack, but Parthians, did you know that a Parthian is a deserter, or one who leaves his kind? Since I read that I have been itching to know if you knew that or not, but Im sure you probably did.

OOC: Really? Because they're most common use is that of a dynasty of Persian rulers.

OOC: No offense, but what in God's name happened to the good guys around here? New Genoa and such? All the pro-civil rights people?

OOC: Unless I'm mistaken, NG's not very active anymore. I'm currently managing a crisis on Mars, and Skinny already posted. I can't really speak for anyone else, though...

Babies: Fun to make, fun to eat.

--Dr. Albrecht van Liebenstubel, Prof. of the Baby-Killing Dept., Freudotopian Institute for the Sciences