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Roach-Busters Weekly News

This just in: Today, at Florence Nightingale Hospital, RB City, an abominable creature (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/babyfromhell.JPG) was born to a sinful woman and a spawn of the Devil himself. The woman is the first of our great race, the human race, to successfully mate with one of the putrid creatures known as 'Shoobans,' who are not human at all, as liberal monsters, leftist dregs of society, and devil-worshipping communists would have you believe. The baby is 25.7 pounds; 47% of its weight is in its huge, misshapen, hideous head, which, although massive, houses a skull in which is encased a 'brain'- for lack of a better word- smaller than a pea.
This "baby's" appearance is so ghastly, so repulsive, so monstrous, that many faint-hearted people have died glimpsing its atrocious face. Mirrors are known to shatter in its presence. 999 out of 1,000 doctors recommend "putting the little shit out of his misery," and polls show that nearly everyone in RB feels the same.
The Generalissimo himself is supposed to have said, "This creature is an abomination to God. It is the bane of our existence, physical manifestation of all that is evil in this world. As the heir to the leadership of Antichristendom, this 'baby' must be put to death at once! The mother- who will be charged with high treason- will be executed in the most brutal, sadistic, inhumane, appalling manner ever conceived by anyone. But for God's sake, let's kill this 'baby' immediately, for the childrens' sake!"
The baby is scheduled to be thrown off a 110-story building into a cage filled with Dobermans.

God bless your nation!

~King Jedo~

God bless your nation!

~King Jedo~

Thank you, your Majesty. May God bring your nation boundless happiness, unprecedented prosperity, and infinite blessings.

-Generalissimo J.L.

OOC: To think of the picture you have drawn for this, given the last picture of a shooban you scrounged up. Disturbing, but funny.I'ts probably why I simply chuckle when you kill them.

It cant be that bad I mean.. its justa baby. * Looks at picture.* GOD SEND IT BACK TO HELL!! SEND IT TO HELL!!"

From the Archbishops of Zackaroth.

"To quote Stephen Lynch: Damn, that's an ugly baby."

Kimiko A. Moua

"To quote Stephen Lynch: Damn, that's an ugly baby."

Kimiko A. Moua

To quote myself: "It is as ugly as Kimiko is beautiful."

-Chong Moua

Tag - For later post! In school sorry!

"Anything that ugly is a danger to the local environment -- think of how many endangered species will be made extinct just from looking at this hideous creature! It is an abomination that must be destroyed. I recommend you give it to us so that we can, um, 'painlessly' skin it alive..."

Druid Darkon
Taerkasten Druidic Council

After viewing these polls, I am pleased to note that world opinion is not as hopelessly fucked as I once believed it was. Kudos to all who voted favorably.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Exterminate the child, send it's unrighteous father and mother to hell with it.

-Cardinal Delange, speaking on this satanic birth

Nuke the town it was born in with everyone in it to prevent the spread of impurity.
Some unnamed citizen, no goverment relation

To quote myself: "It is as ugly as Kimiko is beautiful."

-Chong Moua

ooc: First a comment. GOOD GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!

"So you're saying that the half Shooban baby is the very incarnation of beauty."-The Great Leader Li.

ooc: First a comment. GOOD GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!

"So you're saying that the half Shooban baby is the very incarnation of beauty."-The Great Leader Li.

OOC: The phrase implies that the baby is on the opposite extreme. Who is Kimiko anyway? I have this new chat-up line that I want to try out on someone. It involves staring just below the face, drooling and saying 'hiii...'...

ooc: Well, I knew exactly what that comment was supposed to mean.

OOC: The phrase implies that the baby is on the opposite extreme. Who is Kimiko anyway? I have this new chat-up line that I want to try out on someone. It involves staring just below the face, drooling and saying 'hiii...'...

OOC: The Leader (or one of) of the Real Anime Liberation Movement (RALM), which is a terrorist group (nation) whom have done anything from setting off a nuke in a city to fighting a guerilla war.

I also fund them :D

The people of the newly founded nation of Rea Dan suggest that the baby be kept alive. It is only a baby, after all. Perhaps such a being could be a useful pawn for the RB War Machine...

-His Grand Imperialness

Sweet Jesus on a pogostick! Burn the ugly shit!!! Burn it and burn it's ashes again and again and again!!!!!!!!!!

The baby's execution will be on live television tonight at 8:00 P.M.

-producer of "Shoobans Die the Darnest Ways"

We don't blieve that the civilized nations of the world should be acting so harshly and rashly. Does this things awkward appearence cause you to fear it this much? If that is the case, you have all shown grave weakness in will. And do not expect the Kingdom of Rea Dan to forget this weaknesses so quickly.

Signed,
Emperor Rannos

OOC: *laughs wickedly for no apparent reason* Looks like the readanians are going to dabble in gentic engineering...well, they would have anyways..but now I have a reason...sorta...

The mother will be punished by scaphism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism).

-Generalissimo J.L.

This monster is an affront to the Almighty God and all of humanity. The whore of a mother who brought this thing into the world must die horribly, as you have prescribed. The thing that has come from her womb must also be put to prolonged agony as punishment for insulting the creatures of the Almighty and the saving grace of the Lord Christ.

-His Holiness, Bohuslav Nr'iensk
Archbishop of sofia

This monster is an affront to the Almighty God and all of humanity. The whore of a mother who brought this thing into the world must die horribly, as you have prescribed. The thing that has come from her womb must also be put to prolonged agony as punishment for insulting the creatures of the Almighty and the saving grace of the Lord Christ.

-His Holiness, Bohuslav Nr'iensk
Archbishop of sofia

I am considering scaphism, castration with a plastic knife, and the Shabach technique for the infant. Would that be adequate, your Holiness?

-Generalissimo J.L.

KILL IT!!! BY ALAN, SOMETHING SO HIDIEOUS SHOULD DIE!!! KILL!!!
~Random Alanian Citizen

~OFFICAL GOVERNMENT RESPONSE~

Do as you see fit...(kill it)

I am considering scaphism, castration with a plastic knife, and the Shabach technique for the infant. Would that be adequate, your Holiness?

-Generalissimo J.L.

I am pleased to learn that you have chosen such methods for the cleansing of this putrid being. God must truly guide your intuition. In addition, I suggest that a silver cross be plunged into the monster's heart to drive out any further demons lurking within the dark recesses of this hellspawn host.

-His Holiness, Bohuslav Nr'iensk
Archbishop of sofia

I am pleased to learn that you have chosen such methods for the cleansing of this putrid being. God must truly guide your intuition. In addition, I suggest that a silver cross be plunged into the monster's heart to drive out any further demons lurking within the dark recesses of this hellspawn host.

-His Holiness, Bohuslav Nr'iensk
Archbishop of sofia

An excellent suggestion, your Holiness. I shall proscribe the aforesaid method in addition to those I have already planned.

-Generalissimo J.L.

"So you're saying that the half Shooban baby is the very incarnation of beauty."-The Great Leader Li.

If that was meant to be an insult of my lovely Kimiko, then perhaps we should kidnap you and apply scaphism to you, you filthy, repugnant reptilian scum.

-Minister of Diplomacy Chong Moua

Official Imperial Statement
It is bad enough to be only half human, but to have the other half be Shooban is downright nasty!
Indeed, the hideous abomination must be destroyed. The traitor to the human race and the father must also suffer terrible fates.
What is this world coming to when a Shooban mates with a Human?

-Lord Richard Gaius Zorag, member of the Imperial Parliament, Minister of Industry

Can't y'all let go of yo' hatred an' 'ppreciate da fact dat me an' my man ain't da same species? They ain't nothin' wrong wit' a Shooban matin' wit' no human, is there?

-Wanda Mantadoo (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Cher-Living_Proof.jpg), the mother

Official Republican Response

Once again the obviously insane government of Roach-Busters commits another act of insanity and horror by executing an innocent young child merely because it does not fit into the so-called 'perfect' and oppressive society that the oppressive Roach-Buster government believes in. We are horrified yet not surprised at the actions of your government; perhaps you are worried that this poor child would grow up to threaten your unstable and fascist society to a point that true freedom might be achieved? Or perhaps you are merely trying to showcase your government's oppressive powers?

Official Republican Response

Once again the obviously insane government of Roach-Busters commits another act of insanity and horror by executing an innocent young child merely because it does not fit into the so-called 'perfect' and oppressive society that the oppressive Roach-Buster government believes in. We are horrified yet not surprised at the actions of your government; perhaps you are worried that this poor child would grow up to threaten your unstable and fascist society to a point that true freedom might be achieved? Or perhaps you are merely trying to showcase your government's oppressive powers?


You are in dire need of scaphism, castration, disembowelment, the Shabach method, being skinned alive, and decapitation, you pusillanimous piece of filth.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Official Republican Response

Once again the obviously insane government of Roach-Busters commits another act of insanity and horror by executing an innocent young child merely because it does not fit into the so-called 'perfect' and oppressive society that the oppressive Roach-Buster government believes in. We are horrified yet not surprised at the actions of your government; perhaps you are worried that this poor child would grow up to threaten your unstable and fascist society to a point that true freedom might be achieved? Or perhaps you are merely trying to showcase your government's oppressive powers?

Thank you! Least they's some people who isn't ign'ant! Shit, why can't y'all leggo of yo' feelin's fo' da Shoobans an' treat 'em like they equal to us, which they is?

-Wanda Mantadoo

You are in dire need of scaphism, castration, disembowelment, the Shabach method, being skinned alive, and decapitation, you pusillanimous piece of filth.

-Generalissimo J.L.

So says the certifiably insane Dictator. Go back to your padded-cell and comfy strait-jacket and worry about Communists attacking your country. Let your wife work instead.

So says the certifiably insane Dictator. Go back to your padded-cell and comfy strait-jacket and worry about Communists attacking your country. Let your wife work instead.

You are an even lower scum than that slutty crackwhore who gave birth to that putrid 'baby.' Tell me, you wouldn't happen to be of Shooban descent, would you?

-Generalissimo J.L.

You are an even lower scum than that slutty crackwhore who gave birth to that putrid 'baby.' Tell me, you wouldn't happen to be of Shooban descent, would you?

-Generalissimo J.L.

Probably less than you do yourself, my poor insane Dictator. I do not consider Shoobans to be inferior in any way, and would be more than happy to take both child and mother off of your obviously 'caring' hands

Probably less than you do yourself, my poor insane Dictator. I do not consider Shoobans to be inferior in any way, and would be more than happy to take both child and mother off of your obviously 'caring' hands

If a Shooban and a communist were mixed together, the result wouldn't be as repulsive as you, you coprophagus scum!

-Generalissimo J.L.

Probably less than you do yourself, my poor insane Dictator. I do not consider Shoobans to be inferior in any way, and would be more than happy to take both child and mother off of your obviously 'caring' hands

Woot woot! Yeh, aw'ight, you tell it like it is, homie! You an me' straight, dawg, aw'ight! Yeh, you and me, we cool, we tight! Gimme some dap, homeboy!

-Wanda Mantadoo

Aw... ain't he so... so... morbidly fascinating.

In keeping with the Godulan idea that everybody has to have SOMETHING good in them, we would recommend against summary execution of the child, as his physical... issues, obviously conceal the cure to every known disease in the world, or possibly even a mind that would easily be capable of conceiving massive amounts of technical and scientific advances.

That being said...

Daaaaaaaamn...

~Sirzan Aktei, Godulan Chancellor of Terran Affairs

God bless your nation!

~King Jedo~


Even though Moronyicka is technically an ally, let it be noted that King Jedo is starting to piss us off.

This spawn of Satan must be exterminated from the face of the Earth and sent back down to the deepest bowells of the seventh Hell where it belongs! You must make sure that it is cleansed in holy water first, as to wash the goodness of Heaven from it! I wish to see this myself, and to preform a bit of excorcism before you exterminate the seed that Satan failed to intigrate onto Earth! Satan shall fall!

Cardinal Reid O'Brien
Holy Roman-Catholic Church of Cotland

Sickos... stop calling the baby, 'ugly,' and saying, 'send it back to Hell.' Most of you have no respect for God and his creations. Just because the baby is ugly, doesn't mean it should go back to Hell... for all we know, it may have come from Heaven... also, if it's so ugly that it deserves to die, I suggest we round up all of ugly citizens of all the nations who enjoys killing Shoobans, and we kill them!

Sickos... stop calling the baby, 'ugly,' and saying, 'send it back to Hell.' Most of you have no respect for God and his creations. Just because the baby is ugly, doesn't mean it should go back to Hell... for all we know, it may have come from Heaven... also, if it's so ugly that it deserves to die, I suggest we round up all of ugly citizens of all the nations who enjoys killing Shoobans, and we kill them!

I agree. This baby has done nothing to any of you. It has not violated any law. J.L. if you kill this baby then you will truly have gone to far!

-President Michael W. Nellis

What is the monsters ability’s compared to the average shooban as we are looking to expand the shooban slavery to more expensive jobs.

Ooc: hopefully I can create a modern technocracy-ish


-Haroon Exspocracy
Puppet Master

I agree. This baby has done nothing to any of you. It has not violated any law. J.L. if you kill this baby then you will truly have gone to far!

-President Michael W. Nellis

Yeh, dat's what I'm sayin', mudda fucka! You cool, dawg, gimme some of dat dap, homie!

-Wanda Mantadoo

Sickos... stop calling the baby, 'ugly,' and saying, 'send it back to Hell.' Most of you have no respect for God and his creations. Just because the baby is ugly, doesn't mean it should go back to Hell... for all we know, it may have come from Heaven... also, if it's so ugly that it deserves to die, I suggest we round up all of ugly citizens of all the nations who enjoys killing Shoobans, and we kill them!

Back to Hell? So, you're finally acknowledging that that's where this repulsive little creature is from?

-Generalissimo J.L.

Official Government Response
UGLY!! Ahh, J.L., kill that before the world explodes!!
~Signed~
Aemon Chaliny
Foreign Minister and High Governor of all Yaforite Provinces.

Official Government Response
UGLY!! Ahh, J.L., kill that before the world explodes!!
~Signed~
Aemon Chaliny
Foreign Minister and High Governor of all Yaforite Provinces.

Bitch, don't you be hatin' on my baby, or I'll whoop yo' ass! You ain't no mudda fuckin' gangsta!

-Wanda Mantadoo, mother of the 'baby'

Bitch, don't you be hatin' on my baby, or I'll whoop yo' ass! You ain't no mudda fuckin' gangsta!

-Wanda Mantadoo, mother of the 'baby'

Unofficial Government Response
How about you shut the hell up, you bitch, or should I say, mother of a bitch? Your bitch-ass mofo son isn't going to survive one day, especially with yo ugly ass right near him.

~Aemon Chaliny, reputedly while shredding paper~

Unofficial Government Response
How about you shut the hell up, you bitch, or should I say, mother of a bitch? Your bitch-ass mofo son isn't going to survive one day, especially with yo ugly ass right near him.

~Aemon Chaliny, reputedly while shredding paper~

Don't be talkin' shit, mudda fucka! You act like you all tough an' shit, but you is not no gangsta!

-Wanda Mantadoo

A small G20 transport landed in front of Wanda's house. 4 Lizardmen came out and wrapped Wanda totally in duct tape leaving only a small hole for air (the nose btw) and chained her to a streetlamp post outside her house. The G20 then flew away.

A small G20 transport landed in front of Wanda's house. 4 Lizardmen came out and wrapped Wanda totally in duct tape leaving only a small hole for air (the nose btw) and chained her to a streetlamp post outside her house. The G20 then flew away.

"Mudda fuckas! Untie right dis goddamn second, b'fo' I whoop yo' scaly asses!" she shouted.

Because her mouth was taped, her shouts came out as

"MMmmmph! mmmmm!! Mmphhh!!! Mmmmpphh!!"

Because her mouth was taped, her shouts came out as

"MMmmmph! mmmmm!! Mmphhh!!! Mmmmpphh!!"

"Mmmmmphmmmph mphmph, mmmmmphhhh mmmmmppppph!"

(Translation: "Mudda fuckas, git back he'a, now!")

The G20 landed again, the lizardmen stuffed a sock into Wanda's mouth, retaped that part up double, then sprinkled her with powder cocaine and put a sign on her that read "free cocaine, just start licking."

The G20 landed again, the lizardmen stuffed a sock into Wanda's mouth, retaped that part up double, then sprinkled her with powder cocaine and put a sign on her that read "free cocaine, just start licking."

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!!!!!!!!!!"

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH!!!!!!!!!!"

I demand taht you release this woman she has done nothin wrong!

-President Michael W. Nellis

I demand taht you release this woman she has done nothin wrong!

-President Michael W. Nellis


Nothing wrong except mate with a Shooban, and bestialty is a capital crime in my nation.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Nothing wrong except mate with a Shooban, and bestialty is a capital crime in my nation.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Doesn't she deserve to go on trial J.L. This is one of the worst thing syou have ever done. Shoobans have feeling and are just you and me dispite you different they look. Release this woman now!

-President Michael W. Nellis

A GH-2 transport helicopter landed in the street in front of the pole to which Wanda was bound. A group of Imperial soldiers climbed out, and proceeded to douse the duct taped woman in hot tar and coat her in chicken feathers, before slapping her in the face with a white glove. One of the men slapped a 'kick me' sign onto the woman's head, directly over her air hole. The soldiers piled back into the chopper and departed.

A GH-2 transport helicopter landed in the street in front of the pole to which Wanda was bound. A group of Imperial soldiers climbed out, and proceeded to douse the duct taped woman in hot tar and coat her in chicken feathers, before slapping her in the face with a white glove. One of the men slapped a 'kick me' sign onto the woman's head, directly over her air hole. The soldiers piled back into the chopper and departed.

You guys are absolute bastards! I can not believe I used to call RB an ally! Rot in hell of you!

-President Michael W. Nellis

Doesn't she deserve to go on trial J.L. This is one of the worst thing syou have ever done. Shoobans have feeling and are just you and me dispite you different they look. Release this woman now!

-President Michael W. Nellis


Shoobans are subhuman scum. They are indeed just like you, but they are far below me.

-Generalissimo J.L.

A GH-2 transport helicopter landed in the street in front of the pole to which Wanda was bound. A group of Imperial soldiers climbed out, and proceeded to douse the duct taped woman in hot tar and coat her in chicken feathers, before slapping her in the face with a white glove. One of the men slapped a 'kick me' sign onto the woman's head, directly over her air hole. The soldiers piled back into the chopper and departed.

The tape and sock fell from her mouth, and she shouted after them, "You betta git yo' asses back he'a b'fo' I come afta youse an' beat yo' li'l asses! Yo' Emperor looks like mudda fuckin' Howard Stern on crack!"

"As for the baby, you should kill it and put it out of its misery. It must be unbearably awful to be that ugly. I would have thought it would have strangled itself with its own umbilical cord." -Ilona Batory, nuclear physicist, professor at the University of Callisdrun, and card-carrying cynic.

The GH-2 landed again, and the soldiers trooped back out. They proceeded to wire her jaw shut before taping it over again. Afterwards, they uncovered her genital area, and placed a sign on her abdomen reading "open house". The GH-2 and the soldiers once again departed.

4 more lizardmen came back, put a tennis ball into her mouth, wrapped almost her entire head in tape (except for the nose), then removed the tape (and clothing) below her waist, keeping the feet carefull chained and taped up.

The lizards put up a sign saying "Open house."

A sympathetic man quickly re-dressed her, set her free, and they both shouted, "Generia's emperor looks like Howard Stern on crack!"

Once more the GH-2 returned, this time hovering overhead, a large cage hanging suspended from a cable attached to the belly of the fuselage. The cage was released and fell to the street, shattering and fleeing a heard or undersexed midgets, which overwhelmed the woman and sympathetic man.

12 G80s carrying several hundred Lizardmen each landed.

They rounded up the entire neighorhood, mummified them in several hundred miles of duct tape, then chained them all to street lamp posts around the neighborhood.

Once more the GH-2 returned, this time hovering overhead, a large cage hanging suspended from a cable attached to the belly of the fuselage. The cage was released and fell to the street, shattering and fleeing a heard or undersexed midgets, which overwhelmed the woman and sympathetic man.

A man peeped out of the sewer, shouted, "Antonius looks like a Howard Stern wannabe crackhead!" and quickly disappeared.

Meanwhile, the undersexed midgets had their way...

This time four GH-2s landed in the streets, unloading soldiers who opened the sewer hatches and filled them with extremely irate lobsters and more than a few crocodiles. The GH-2s departed as they blared "Welcome to the Jungle."

G80s threw tangles of man eating strangler figs into the neighborhood, where they quickly took root and began to devour every living thing in sight.

This time four GH-2s landed in the streets, unloading soldiers who opened the sewer hatches and filled them with extremely irate lobsters and more than a few crocodiles. The GH-2s departed as they blared "Welcome to the Jungle."

The man- who was a skilled artist- drew a picture of Howard Stern in a bikini wearing mascara, lipstick, eyeshadow, and other make-up, put it in a small wind-up airplane, and sent it up into the air. It caught up with the GH-2s, who saw the picture, on which was written: Here is a pic of Antonius the Shithead.

And not a second too soon; just after he released the plane, he was simultaneously skinned, sliced, diced, castrated, mauled, mutilated, lacerated, decapitated, disemboweled, dismembered, chopped, slashed, thrashed, scratched, and lobbed apart by the lobsters, and his remains were gobbled up by starving rats.

ooc: what about the man eating strangler figs?

One of the soldiers snatched the drawing out of the air, stuffed it in his mouth, and ate it, before pulling the pin on a grenade, shoving it down his throat, and jumping out of the chopper just as it passed over a massive waterfall. The man exploded as he hit the water, and his remains, along with those of the scorched drawing, flowed over the waterfall, never to be seen again.

ooc: what about the man eating strangler figs?

Continuous, unindifferentiated screams of agony echoed in the night, shattering every window in the vicinity; even so, the excruciatingly shrill sound was almost drowned out by the sound of human bodies being eaten alive by man-eating strangler figs. Because the neighborhood (slum, actually) was home to utter dregs such as junkies, thugs, prostitutes, and others, no one else in RB gave a damn.

One of the soldier snatched the drawing out of the air, stuffed it in his mouth, and ate it, before pulling the pin on a grenade, shoving it down his throat, and jumping out of the chopper just as it passed over a massive waterfall. The man exploded as he hit the water, and his remains, along with those of the scorched drawing, flowed over the waterfall, never to be seen again.

(OOC: What the hell!? :p)

(OOC: What the hell!? :p)

((OOC: The soldier recognized the drawing as the illustrated incarnation of the devil, so he took measures to utterly annihalate it.))

"Ah, to see the vigorously pious in action. How I commend you, Generalissimo! You are truly a leader whose respect from me is much deserved. However, I do ponder the potentials of keeping this abomination alive. Perhaps we can let it live for a while longer yet to retrieve DNA samples. We can do this in hopes of making weapons against the enemies of Romanore and your beloved homeland, be it chemical agents, or genetically enhanced warriors.

"But I must let you know that I shall personally attend the execution, be it now or later. It will be a joy and an honor to participate in this momentous occassion."

Holy Emperor Jaster of the Great Romanore

*bump for The Parthians to see*

The mother is scheduled to die in two hours.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Ohh, scaphism! I loved seeing Eastmoreland's face as the insects consumed his infected flesh and the maggots swarmed through him. Every second was horrible pain for 14 days. It is too brutal for me to use in my nation, Eastmoreland was the first to recieve it since 1593, and I don't think anyone will get it again. The Shooban infant should be killed in a way to prevent people from looking on it's hideous form, I say soak in gasoline and burn, but the mother should be given scaphism.

Ohh, scaphism! I loved seeing Eastmoreland's face as the insects consumed his infected flesh and the maggots swarmed through him. Every second was horrible pain for 14 days. It is too brutal for me to use in my nation, Eastmoreland was the first to recieve it since 1593, and I don't think anyone will get it again. The Shooban infant should be killed in a way to prevent people from looking on it's hideous form, I say soak in gasoline and burn, but the mother should be given scaphism.

My friend, I think you should legalize scaphism. It has worked wonders in RB.

-Generalissimo J.L.

My friend, I think you should legalize scaphism. It has worked wonders in RB.

-Generalissimo J.L.

It is legal, since it was us who invented it, it is just so brutal that I need to give it personal approval. We use opposing weight strangulation hanging, impaling, dousing in gasoline and setting on fire, impaling, beheading, and other forms of punishment instead.

-Shah Khosru III

It is legal, since it was us who invented it, it is just so brutal that I need to give it personal approval. We use opposing weight strangulation hanging, impaling, dousing in gasoline and setting on fire, impaling, beheading, and other forms of punishment instead.

-Shah Khosru III

Ah, okay. As long as dissidents die brutally, it's fine.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Ah, okay. As long as dissidents die brutally, it's fine.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Of course they do, I enjoy it.

-Shah Khosru III

Of course they do, I enjoy it.

-Shah Khosru III

As do I. I especially like doing it in front of their families.

-Generalissimo J.L.

As do I. I especially like doing it in front of their families.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Try killing their families, cutting up their bodies, making it into a stew and feeding it to them.

-Shah Khosru III

Try killing their families, cutting up their bodies, making it into a stew and feeding it to them.

-Shah Khosru III

Ingenious, my friend! I'll try it at once!

-Generalissimo J.L.

The ACPCA (Alidorn Child Protection and Care Association) have logged an official petition with the Alidorn government with regards to the Roach Busters treatment of the newly born Shooban/Human child.

Official statement of the Alidorn government

It is with the most profound sympathy for the child and its mother that I read the petition presented to me by ACPCA, personally I find this whole situation a travesty of humanity that a sentient living being is being paraded as the anti-Christ because of its unusual appearance an genetic lineage.

This whole situation could have been avoided if the governments involved in the invasion of Shoobooshaaba had treated the indigenous population with the respect they deserved as human beings, instead of forcing the general populace into slavery and then conducting genetic experiments on them. I believe the governments of the invading nations are guilty of war crimes and crimes against humanity with their treatment of the Shoobooshaaban populace. I do on a personal level want to convey my absolute disgust at the treatment afforded this child by the Roach Buster government and various other international governments that have shown a similar mind set.

Prime Minister Jonathan Willis

((OOC: Alidor, that's one of the most blatant displays of godmoding I've ever seen in my time on these forums.))

Back to Hell? So, you're finally acknowledging that that's where this repulsive little creature is from?

-Generalissimo J.L.
I know who's from Hell, and it's definitely not that baby.

I know who's from Hell, and it's definitely not that baby.

So you say. The truth of the matter is that the baby, it's slut-whore bitch of a mother, and pitifully pusillanimous pile of putrid feces meant to pass as its father were indeed contrived in the depths of Hell.

-Generalissimo J.L.