NationStates Jolt Archive


Purge of the Generian Shoobans

Generic empire
20-04-2005, 00:41
It had been thirty long years since the conquest and enslavement of primitive and insolent Shoobooshaaba under the Generian warrior-king Emperor Alexei the Magnificent. Thirty years of suffering and toil for the Shooban sub-humanity under the whips of their Generian overlords. They had been bought and sold like cattle to every far corner of the globe. Their vile hands had hauled stone and built monuments for their superior masters in the Empire of Roach-Busters, Doomingsland, Parthia, Borman, and countless other states who relied on the backs of these cattle for cheap unskilled labor.

Ironically, though they were far from human, these things enjoyed status as the ultimate animal. They had been bred to serve every need from the enormous ox-Shoobans, enormous, tremendously strong things used for construction and other manual labor, to the hideous, hunched creatures utilized as household servants. The Shooban trade had become a market all of its own, and had proved extremely profitable for the governments and businessmen involved in it. Freighters full of the beasts now crisscrossed the world’s seas to sell them in friendly ports for hefty profits, and commercial and government owned breeding farms covered the world’s rural landscapes.

Still, as the population grew, so did the problems associated with the trade. Putting aside those opposed with the trade, there were the problems of the non-bred Shoobans, those that were either bred improperly or those descended from the original genetic line of the things. These still existed to some extent in large cities throughout the Empire, finding refuge primarily in the sewers and subway tunnels. Occasionally packs of the things could be found roaming the northern wilderness, and the locals took sport in hunting them, occasionally eating their trophies.

This demonstrated the extreme Shooban population boom the Empire had witnessed over the last decade, and it was growing to an extent that it could eventually become problematic if not sufficiently counteracted. So it was that the Imperial Government decided that the best solution was to severely cut back the population manually.

Only Shoobans that were bred by Shooban farmers deemed by the government to be legitimate were to be spared, as following the elimination of the stray genetic strands, these particular breeds would become the standard throughout the Empire. This would help to raise the quality of the animal and keep market prices stable. Effectively, this method would shut down the Shooban Black Market (not affiliated with the Imperial government operated Shooban Black Market, which specializes in bringing the animals to interested buyers in nations with stricter regulations on the import and export of Shoobans).

And so it began unceremoniously as Imperial soldiers and police agents began rounding up thousands of the unlicensed animals, and forcing them onto trucks bound for designated holding centers.
Borman Empire
20-04-2005, 00:55
Official Imperial Communique:

To: Generic Empire
From: Chancellor Licinius

We applaude your steps to rid your nation of that growing population of Shoobans. If out problem were as bad, we would do likewise. If foriegn problems arise because of this, we shall assist you.

End Transmission
Roach-Busters
20-04-2005, 00:59
As always, we applaud the sensible policies of the Generic empire.

-Generalissimo J.L.
The Transylvania
20-04-2005, 01:02
Have fun with that. I hope everything works out right and no humans are attack by the animals.

~ Count JWolf
Generic empire
20-04-2005, 01:04
Have fun with that. I hope everything works out right and no humans are attack by the animals.

~ Count JWolf

The infrastructure of the operation is such that we are certain situations of the nature described will be absolutely preventable.

-Dmitri Pers'kv,
Minister of Shooban Related Affairs
The Transylvania
20-04-2005, 01:23
The infrastructure of the operation is such that we are certain situations of the nature described will be absolutely preventable.

-Dmitri Pers'kv,
Minister of Shooban Related Affairs

Ok, have fun with it.

~ Count JWolf
The Parthians
20-04-2005, 01:37
Our breeders did something similar, good job.

-Shah Khosru III
Generic empire
20-04-2005, 02:13
After four weeks, the Imperial authorities had determined enough of the beasts had been collected, and the authorization was given to begin the annihilation of the things. The holding centers had been constructed to operate at the maximum available efficiency, the largest and most efficient of these being a converted military facility on the edge of the Alberian steppe, the model by which all others strived to operate.

Here Shoobans were herded in an assembly-line fashion and slaughtered in a fashion similar to that in which cattle were dispatched. The process would continue for the next few weeks until deemed completed.