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Cleansing [OPEN]

Guffingford
19-04-2005, 16:36
Führer's Office, Berlin

Inside the office a small meeting was taking place between the ministers of the cabinet, the Führer and three high-ranked officers of the Reichs Armee. Some were smoking a cigar, others sipping from their drinks but the Führer remained sober. He was sitting, leaning back in his chair while reading through his daily paperwork, nodding in approval or giving a short and to-the-point comment to a question or a remark made by someone. Graphs of spendations, note's, memo's... The table was covered in paper, with a filled ashtray made of white marble standing amidst the bottles of gin and whiskey, with the glasses being held by the men. Every now and then one of them got up and took a few icecubes from the fridge, and then going to back to his chair immediately sucked back into the discussion. State affairs, war plans against Tocrowkia, the new navy. All of them are pressing matters, and prioritizing only leads to objections by the respective minister. Suddenly the Führer stood up, and everybody knew it, right away. Something was going to be done about something.

"...No, my colleagues. I am afraid this cannot wait any longer. The civil rights we have given to our people are sufficient but they will never replace the freedom of having sexual intercourse. Though are previous campaigns have seriously damaged the image of sex, stamping out the human feeling of lust and desire for a male or a female has never been achieved..."
"But my Führer, we have already managed to ban homosexuality as a whole. That was quite an operation..."
The men laughed, but the Führer remained serious and attentive.
"It was indeed an operation, but that was done via the Bible. Homosexuality has no chance in Guffingford, even with the pressure of religion let loose. The mentality of our citizens has been influenced so drasticly they will not accept any form of sodomy for the coming generations. But sexual lust remains difficult to ban. Our citizens are free to choose for euthenasia or abortion. Freedom of religion. Freedom of being atheist. All sorts of other civil rights are added to the lawbooks. Sex remains a tool to discover yourself. Carnal intercourse..."
A man from the Health Dept interrupted the Führer. And unless it's an amazing idea, you better not do this.
"Well my Führer... Sex remains interesting because it's new for youngsters. It's a discovery, how it feels, how it's done and to feel love. Love isn't even necessary, the feeling alone is enough for people to do it."
"True, but what's your point my good man?"
"I am saying, if we recreate something, that takes all the fun out of sexual intercourse, then it's no longer interesting. When properly motivated, I know children will not engage in sexual acts before the age of twelve or thirteen. It's young, but that's the starting phase of puberty. If we start this experiment on the current generation around that age, I am sure we can yield amazing results." The Führer was impressed. He was nodding, pondering how to make this plan reality.
"So, in conclusion: we device a machine that duplicates the exact feeling, while giving our children the education that sex for lust isn't natural. If you want direct satisfaction, you use the machine. It speaks for itself that whores must remain banned."
"Of course my Führer."

Official Statement

"Today the Führer has signed the new Sexual Awareness Act, a law which increases the funds of awareness programmes, and teaching our children about the various aspects of procreation, sexually transmittable diseases and other issues on this subject. This project covers the range of ages between 11 and 15, and goes into effect immediately. This is a public service announcement brought to you by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, led by Signoli DeFelice.

- Official Foreign Affairs Representative.

Meanwhile...

"...WHAT DO YOU MEAN? What the hell do you mean you've lost your suitcase with the documents?" The Health Department bureaucrat standing standing on his shaky legs while the STASI officer was yelling at him. He knew this was a very, very bad thing to loose this important suitcase.
"The documents about... about the true meaning of the Sexual Awareness Act." The STASI officer walked around the compound of the headquarters nervously, talking to himself, cursing and kicking small stones into the pond.
"Okay... If the international press hears about this, and they will, then I'll personally execute you."
MassPwnage
19-04-2005, 16:42
ooc: So he loses the suitcase? Do you want someone to grab the suitcase and browse through its contents or what-not?

And also, in order to directly interface with the brain, you need to cut a hole in the victim's skull, that, or use drugs.
Guffingford
19-04-2005, 16:55
OOC: An elaborate news update/breaking news would be cool. It doesn't really matter how the suitcase is found, maybe by a lone dissent or by a spy. Main thing is: this leaks to the world press.

FYI: Guffingford is nation like Brave New World/1984, the propaganda you receive works as a drug. Government produced drugs are sold, but those are all synthetic and only give the user an amazing euphoric feeling, empowering the feeling of love and gives the use the ability to feel things much deeper. This is given to every participant when another meeting is organized in the political arena. When the people at home see the insane crowd, with the Führer speeching, such feelings are remembered. And those feelings build up, and once every few months there's the Hate Manifestation where everybody is forced to let go of their anger - and fill your whole being with love for the state, the Führer and the law.
Also a good read about my country: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=409731
MassPwnage
19-04-2005, 19:57
ooc: 1984? Ok.

Log of Phone Call of Pwnage Spy Unit I.D 59829-89984-239 to Pwnage Command Central:

Spy: Guess what I found today?

Command: What did you find? Plans for RWC World Domination, because that's already been done to death.

Spy: No, something different.

Command: Plans for a coup?

Spy: Nope.

Command: Er.... evidence of interal trouble in Guffingford, RWC sponsored terrorist activities, classified military files?

Spy: Nope, keep guessing.

Command: Oh come on! Just tell me what you found!

Spy: I found some briefcase with plans for a process that mimics sexual pleasure. It's supposed to be part of another right wing puritannical human sexuality program that these idiots are implementing.

Command: And this is important how?

Spy: I have no idea really. Let's break it on the news... More specifically, the on the news networks of Guffingford's liberal yet heavily armed enemies.

Command: Gotcha...
Guffingford
20-04-2005, 13:47
OOC: A small bump.
MassPwnage
20-04-2005, 17:10
ooc: Bump for Guffingford. Somebody reply, this is a bit more interesting and less banal than Guffingford exterminating babies, which he does on a daily basis.