NationStates Jolt Archive


Mountain Dew Root Beer declares a State of War vs. Diet Mug Root Beer

Mountain Dew Root Beer
17-04-2005, 06:36
This formal declaration of war comes just hours after the name Diet Mug Root Beer had been found to be already taken by someone. So Mountain Dew Root Beer has decided to declare war. You shall parish.
Nation of Fortune
17-04-2005, 06:41
"Sir, war has been declared, what should we do?"

"What are the nation sizes?"

"Lesee here, 1.115 billion, and a hold on let me check......a Whopping 5 million."

"Get me some popcorn then."

"Right away sir."
Sk8rathrt
17-04-2005, 06:43
This formal declaration of war comes just hours after the name Diet Mug Root Beer had been found to be already taken by someone. So Mountain Dew Root Beer has decided to declare war. You shall parish.

finally, it seems at last the root beer wars have begun. :) . as long as the better root beer wins and my nation gets to taste it and become addicted i will not have to take over both of your nations after your war during your weakened states :mp5: :gundge: .... awesome, have a good day.
Vastiva
17-04-2005, 06:58
"Scramble some reporters. And a trade delegation."
"To which side?"
"Both."
Drahken
17-04-2005, 07:53
A great war in the making, if there ever was one. May the fizzyest nation win.

-Lord Fenix, Prince of Drahken-
-Vice Minister of Defence, AUN-
Siesatia
17-04-2005, 11:00
Mountain Dew makes root beer? I gotta get out more...
The Bloody Reaper
17-04-2005, 11:16
grabs a can of Mountain Dew and several packets of chips.
"Let the battle begin."