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Two billionth citizen born today in Pacitalia

At 7:28 a.m. [[OOC: CDT]] this morning, the nation of Pacitalia welcomed its two billionth citizen into the world. A young girl weighing a healthy 3.8 kg was born at North Sambuca's Euroslavia Civil War Memorial Hospital to a crowd of happy nurses and doctors and a beaming, proud mother, who had just bore her third bundle of joy.

The news of the birth spread through Sambuca's largest suburb of 700,000 people like wildfire, and parties and celebrations on the streets soon enveloped the entire metropolitan area by 11:00 this morning. The mood across the country is definitely ecstatic.

Prime Minister Timothy Ell is currently flying north to Sambuca to personally visit the mother and congratulate her on her new baby and her (rather substantial, we must say) part in helping Pacitalia reach such an amazing milestone of two billion, yes, two billion residents.

Ironically, the mother of the "Milestone Baby" has revealed that she had originally planned to get an abortion in the early stages, not because she didn't want the baby, but because she had been diagnosed with breast cancer. The cancer turned out to actually be a benign cyst and the abortion was cancelled with the cyst removed a few days later.

It will be a day of parties all across Pacitalia as 16th April, the day we reached two billion residents, is marked and remembered for days, months and years to come.

I'm Niles Parker for PNN.

The nation of Call to power applauds your nations breeding and someday wishes to be as mighty as you

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~ Official Statement

"The IDDG congratulates Pacitalia on this wonderful occasion. May our great ally flourish, and may their leaders live to see the even more prestigious benchmarks of three, four, and even five billion people."

~Ison
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Infernal Demonic Dominion of Greenmanbry

~ End Official Statement

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Official Imperial Statement

The Grand Imperium of Risban congratulates Pacitalia on its milestone and will be sending an arrangement of Risbanian gifts to the mother of the Milestone Baby.

-Alexander Perkins, High Minister of Foreign Affairs

"Sweet. What's your secret to breeding like rabbits? "-The Great Leader Li

Congratulations. We are happy to see that there are so many Pacitalians in the world, and we raise our glasses to this milestone and the milestones of the future.

Congratulations are in order. We hope you can overlook my husband's recent eccentricities and renew diplomatic relations with us.

-First Lady Thiensiri Theveenugul

My honourable first lady, to tell the truth, the Prime Minister would be more interested in repairing personal relations with the Generalissimo than re-establishing our previous diplomatic alliance. I am unsure if you saw the poll on PNN a couple of weeks back - Pacitalians are overwhelmingly against any re-establishment of relations; we're talking a 90-10 split here. They feel they've been stabbed in the back and the eyes. I can't change that, and frankly, I don't see how a relationship with Roach-Busters would benefit us - doing so would alienate many countries who scolded us previously for maintaining diplomatic relations. Your embassy is already being used by another country and we are out of space, regardless.

Vasiliou Bandanaris
Agustinate of International Relations

Firstly, we are honored that the two billionth baby was in fact born at a memorial hospital of our own nations' civil war. We appreciate your compassion for our nation, and we congratulate you on your landmark. We would also like to congratulate the mother of the two billionth baby for making the right decisions in keeping the baby.

Euroslavia looks forward to Pacitalia's next landmark, at three billion citizens, and must point out that it is inevitable, with the success as Pacitalia as a nation. We do remember when the nation of Pacitalia was born, and we have watched it grow, as a mother cares for her own child, taking care of it as it grows and matures into an adult. In the same way, Euroslavia has kept a watchful eye over Pacitalia, and will continue to do so while promoting even more fruitful relations between our two nations.

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We congratulate our ally Pacitalia on reaching this milestone.

~Signed~
Rudiv Sodo
Elected Duke of The Grand Democratic Duchy of Yafor 2.

Firstly, we are honored that the two billionth baby was in fact born at a memorial hospital of our own nations' civil war. We appreciate your compassion for our nation, and we congratulate you on your landmark. We would also like to congratulate the mother of the two billionth baby for making the right decisions in keeping the baby.

Euroslavia looks forward to Pacitalia's next landmark, at three billion citizens, and must point out that it is inevitable, with the success as Pacitalia as a nation. We do remember when the nation of Pacitalia was born, and we have watched it grow, as a mother cares for her own child, taking care of it as it grows and matures into an adult. In the same way, Euroslavia has kept a watchful eye over Pacitalia, and will continue to do so while promoting even more fruitful relations between our two nations.

OOC: Thanks, Yafor.

And it used to be Sambuca General Hospital, but we renamed it to ECWMH.

We congratulate this newborn....God Bless.

Jake Featherston IV
President
Reunited States

SIC:

G***amn....not another one. Jake, don't encourage them!

Kimiko A. Moua
Shogun
The RALM

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