NationStates Jolt Archive

"To me Esteemed Friends, Greetings From the Holy Empire of the Warmaster,
"I would like to invite you to a Conference Over Cigars and your Choice of alcoholic beverage. We will discuss certain items of varying importance, such as the quality of my cigars, and the price of red onions.

Invited:
Psov (Premier Hunztach Windarzx II)
Generic Empire (Emperor Antonius the Intoxicated)
Freudotopia (Emperor Saul Hudson)
The Warmaster (Sacred Emperor Lucifer of Domain Halcyon)
Borman Empire (Emperor Ball)
The Grand Machine (His AIness the Grand Machine)

His Excellency is pleased to accept your gracious invitation and will pleased to attend along with a delegation from the Psovian Press and some of his entourage. He will of course expect to be allowed to bring his own protection, which he is inseperable from.

Deputy Secretary to the Premier
Ivan Poltov

Official Imperial Statement

The Emperor has agreed to attend this conference on the condition that you stock vast quantities of Black Death Vodka.

Indeed. I know full well that only Black Death vodka would fit your Slashian palate. Conference commencing!