NationStates Jolt Archive

The Protest


Today in the streets of Recanis hundreds of Shooban refuges and a local group calling themselves the shooban liberation front protested against R.B and the Parthian's actions towards the shoobans. They shouted various slogans and signs that said: "Roach Busters lives up to their name, they stomp little people for profit." "Free the Shoobans!" "Parthia exploits tragedy", "hope the Shah meets the horde again" and such and such. Although they were met with anti Shooban factions who opposed Shoobans since they resented them for their enslavements and sacrifices of former ancestors of gyrobot who after a tough war have won their independance. The clash between both sides led to over 2000 injured, 50 killed and about 5 arrests. The Prime Minister apologizes for this behavior and will compensate for losses.

What happened


The Shooban Liberation Front is an organization recently appeared in the wake of the Shooban Invasion of Gyrobot. Shoobans whom escaped the wrath of R.B or its allies have mounted an invasion and attempted to capture the ruins of Recanis for some reason but failed. However they made a deal with the government that they get a parcel of land to call their tiny nation until Roach buster and its allies return their land and destroy any mark they left there. Despite this some citizens remain discontent and taken the liberation of shoobans in to their own hands. Although the factions remain unready to attack at the moment

Breaking News! Massive Shooban Riot in Parthian Community district 1000 killed on Shoobans side 100 members of the police force dead or injured 10 civilians killed

Today another Shoobans rights protest ended in violence when angry shooban protestors attacked a parthian's community center. The cause of the protest was when several Parthian Citizens annoyed the shoobans by calling them names and throwing stones at them. In response they came in full force to the Parthians Community center meanwhile at the protest site they burned flags of the Parthians and Roach Busters. The Riot was broken up by the Police but for some reason they were armed with small firearms and explosive devices and several of them exploded on the police force dealing sufficient amounts of damage to both sides. We will have more as the story unfolds

The Chemical Lords of Jenrak will not tolerate this heretic movement. If the government wishes any assistance in repulsing these so called 'liberators' then we shall gladly supply a reasonable amount of Chemical Weapons to suppress or kill them effectively.

How did these Shoobans revolt? There was but one in their entire history before this.

-Shah Khosru III

The only good Shooban is a dead Shooban.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Message by Pope Adrian Thermopile of the Shoo religion

I have heard your nations plight and request that I talk to the Shoobans with my help I am sure we can make them believe in the shoo and resolve the conflict in a way that will make sure this never happens again.

To the Parthians: If you meant how they escaped it is by a secret network of escape systems. the SLF have stolen various forms of technology preferably weather altering (they hate our recent enviromental policy) to cause unnatural disturbances in various target nations where shoobans are kept and treated harshly. And the purpose of revolt is again the SLF, they wanted you and your fellow allies to return their land. As a neutral nation I dont want a full blown war just to kill the shoobans but since you dont want to fight FT we are generally safe.

To RB: Yes I hate shoobans for their recent attacks on my nation, but my nation is rather compassionate about the human/shooban rights.

To Jenrak: No, no nukes or chemical weapons(I dont want a war between us), we can kill them off easily. Lately I have been reading a book called "They are Soldiers by Harold Coyle" and a bit of spoilers is how the PLA operative used oranges as food poisoning to kill some people. It would be a decent plan, I recommend you build a few orchards or farms and make sure they are owned by your government, I am sure you understand my idea :p

To Call to Power: We will be happy to grant you entry to our nations, but be careful, RB tourists may not think highly of you

TG to: Whomever it may concern.
From: Caboose, Head General, Flandrithropia

We ourselves have heard of this threat, and would like to be included in your need of survival, These 'Shoobangs' or whatever they are called sound like disgusting shells of people. Although I am able to be in the helping of your country, I also ask to be able to give you advice on later terms....

Kill all that stand in your way at the beginning of your journey.

Caboose.

Then we shall, once our 'gifts' to the Shoobans have matured, we shall send them to them, under the guise of an international humanitarian foundation. Please do not fire down any currently moving planes.

Ok, we wont open fire. But be warned they tend to get paranoid if they spot one of Jenraks planes

Four planes filled with marines fly in formation, they fligh high above the shooban infested city... The planes open up their doors and the marines dive... Their powersuits kicking in and releasing gas to slow down their descent...

The marines land in a nearby forest. Only ten die in the flight when they fall to hard toward the ground. The marines gather and mass toward the city. They make their base around the forest.

A few marines risk entering the city and gather intelligence...

Official Imperial Statement

The Great and Wise Emperor Antonius laughs heartily at the plight of these sub-men. To think that beasts believe they can overthrow their masters. Preposterous! In retalliation for this raucous disobedience, the Empire has ordered the execution of 25,000 of the things in most brutal fashion. We shall be selling copies of the DVD recording for twelve Genera each.

To further punish this race of animals, Emperor Antonius has ordered that rations be halved for all Shooban swine throughout the Empire, and their work hours tripled.

Shooban violence related crimes increases

Today a series of crimes related to the SLF has happened yet again. In the Shoobans reserve outside the city, several graffitti signs that say "The Empire is Genocidal! Empire violates every citizens in their nation's rights. Death to the Empire." Appeared on a local police station. Meanwhile in the city of Fenzabius another protest has taken place and as a result held up the city's working infrastructure for 5 hours. But the hardest hit was the capital itself where an immense gunfight occured and attacked an ambassador of the Generic Empire and also on a side note Several Generic Empire tourists were abducted and threatened to be killed in a gruesome manner in public just as they did with the shoobans enslaved in their nation. The Prime minister of Gyrobot has this to say: "We the Republic only ask that you free the shoobans or at least a reserve of land, your oppression has lead to my nations being under siege by them. Genocide will only worsen the wounds dealt to us. So please stop violating their rights and grant them some form of hope." This string of attacks was persumably related to Generic empires recent actions of the shoobans.

Official Imperial Statement

The Empire hereby declares that for every citizen of the Empire that is harmed by a Shooban, 100 Shoobans will die.

Actually it was the SLF terrorists, which are all humans at the moment.

Actually it was the SLF terrorists, which are all humans at the moment.

((OOC: Your point being?))

The shoobans are not associated with the SLF at the moment and to explain the weapons they were sent as "gifts" from the SLF

The shoobans are not associated with the SLF at the moment and to explain the weapons they were sent as "gifts" from the SLF

((OOC: Well that's all well and good, but if they're killing people on behalf of Shoobans, than Shoobans are going to die as a result. That was my point.))

The marines set up base around the outskirts of the city...

15 marines stalk through the town as they meet an angry mob. One of the marines walks up without his arm at his side and asks,

"Hey, whats going on here?"

"REUNITE SHOOBANS!"

"Really? A Rally this late at night?" He walks back and motions the men forward. They take up positions on the corners of buildings. The first marine gives the signal to attack as round after round issues forth from the rifles. Shoobans scatter and fall as the massacre begins... :mp5:

Needless to say the red eye observation units found the intruders and ordered units to the sector and hunt them down. Needless to say the fighting ended quickly for the opposition as they are either captured or killed "not release to public"

ooc: I'm confused.... what just happened Gyrobot? Were my men captured? or was that just random crap thrown out?

This is one of those threads which are pissing people off and overusing the Shooban idea. The RP by Gyrobot is messing around and twisting a creation which was partly mine, and as far as I know, no one has sold Shoobans to you. I am going to ignore this thread.

Yes your boys were captured. I am going to take your boys to court for entering my nation illegally, attempted invasion and murder of citizens or subcitizens.


OOC: The Parthians ever heard of the black market? Great deals on shoobans and the reason why our nation is plauged with crime.

Mendez sat on the bench, his head hung low, seemingly sleeping while sitting there. His 10 other men were either in the cells next to him or in his.
"Sarge, are we ever gonna get outta here?"
"I don't know son, I don't know." All of a sudden, a small beeping was heard. The guard opened the cell and walked over to the wall. He held his ear to the wall when the beeping became one resounating sound as the explosive charge went off next to the guards head, causing it to be erupting along with the wall. The secret assassin talked to Mendez,
"Come along sir, your wanted back at base camp." The hissing voice resignator said through the many computer enhanced abilities of the secret operative. The operative whipped out a small ignitor and cut the bars of the nearby cells. The men poured out of the cells and into an alley where a truck full of combat armor stood. The men quickyl got suited up, as the operative dissapeared and the men scattered into the nearby woods, just as other police officers made their way into the station and found their headless comrade and a sizable hole in the wall, where other fugitives mde their way out. The officers at first didn't notice the fact that the small squad of men had escaped untio they did a check and realized, more than just a fe prisoners had escaped.