NationStates Jolt Archive

RB City, the Minnesotan Confederacy of Roach-Busters

"I believe we are not doing enough to purify this nation," Generalissimo J.L. announced, as cameras flashed and eager journalists scribbled in their notepads. "The possibility of espionage, or of our fair-minded youth being indoctrinated, make severing relations with all communist countries once and for all essential. Therefore, all ambassadors from communist countries are hereby declared persona non grata, and we will be sent home at once. All foreigners living in RB who are citizens of communist countries- or who are descendants of communists- will be permanently exiled. Now is the time to make RB a 100% Marxist-free state. In addition, all current communist suppression laws will be drastically strengthened, funding for the police will be increased by over 30%, construction of over 150 new prisons will begin at once, two new branches of secret police will be established, several new bills will be passed, and the penalties for violating communist suppression laws will become far more severe than before."

We fully support this action to cleanse the pagan and unbelieving Communist morass from the pure and holy nation of Roach Busters.

-Random Guild Bureaucrat

We fully support this action to cleanse the pagan and unbelieving Communist morass from the pure and holy nation of Roach Busters.

-Random Guild Bureaucrat


We thank TMG for their support and pledge to support them should the need ever arise.

-Generalissimo J.L.

Official Statement

Though the Republic does not see itself as a Communist nation per se, many of its closest allies are Marxist and Communist regimes, and as such we hereby condemn this unneccessary and dangerous policy created by the Roach-Buster government. This is an inflammatory action that may cause deep rifts within the International Community, and may even lead to an open conflict between nations.

As such, we urge the Roach-Buster government to reconsider this dangerous policy and withdraw it before it causes irreperable damage in the International Community.

Official Statement

Though the Republic does not see itself as a Communist nation per se, many of its closest allies are Marxist and Communist regimes, and as such we hereby condemn this unneccessary and dangerous policy created by the Roach-Buster government. This is an inflammatory action that may cause deep rifts within the International Community, and may even lead to an open conflict between nations.

As such, we urge the Roach-Buster government to reconsider this dangerous policy and withdraw it before it causes irreperable damage in the International Community.


We will not reconsider this policy. We want RB to be a communist-free haven to all who despise Marxist-Leninist gangsterism.

-Secretary of Diplomacy Chong Moua

Long Live The Thoughts Of Mao

[OOC: Does this mean my embassy? Praetonia is not actually Communist, but has been called Communist before as an insult, so just wondering.]

[OOC: Does this mean my embassy? Praetonia is not actually Communist, but has been called Communist before as an insult, so just wondering.]

(OOC: No.)

(OOC: No.)
[OOC: Thanks =)]

"Hmm... a little bit of... gunboat diplomacy?"

The Great Leader looked up at the random advisor.

"Not yet, i'll talk with J.L. If he fails to comply... then we're gonna have issues."

To RB:

"It's recommended that you stop. Please keep your hands off any Pwnage citizens."-The Great leader Li.

"Hmm... a little bit of... gunboat diplomacy?"

The Great Leader looked up at the random advisor.

"Not yet, i'll talk with J.L. If he fails to comply... then we're gonna have issues."

To RB:

"It's recommended that you stop. Please keep your hands off any Pwnage citizens."-The Great leader Li.


No harm will come to your citizens. However, they will be forced to leave at once.

-Generalissimo J.L.

The Foreign Ministry of Rojo Cubana, a nation founded on Communistic ideals, condemns this action. Granted, the Empire's current policies do not fully represent Communistic revolutionary ideals, but reforms to further adhere to the words of Marx and Lenin are being put into place. Therefore, the Ministry has no choice but to declare your state a terrorist nation for your unneccesary bloodshed. If you attempt to take any action against our nation, you will be met with force. Please seek an alternate resolution to your problems with our comrades or we will take military action to prevent your useless bloodshedding.

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

J.L., you know that I find you a good friend of mine. I am really concerened for you. Even though we no longer trade with you or possibly recognize your Government, or maybe it was another country who knows. Either way, you could've simply asked the nations to leave J.L. You are crossing a very fine line. I find it funny that your are staunchly anti-communist. Yet I haven't seen you destroy any communist nations. Watch your steps J.L., we have a good Armed Force contrary to popular belief.
Chancellory of Foreign Affairs
First Chancellor Sergei Ilyanov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img135.echo.cx/img135/9730/tior23ch.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars

Official Statement from The Imperial Commonwealth of The Island of Rose:

J.L., you know that I find you a good friend of mine. I am really concerened for you. Even though we no longer trade with you or possibly recognize your Government, or maybe it was another country who knows. Either way, you could've simply asked the nations to leave J.L. You are crossing a very fine line. I find it funny that your are staunchly anti-communist. Yet I haven't seen you destroy any communist nations. Watch your steps J.L., we have a good Armed Force contrary to popular belief.
Chancellory of Foreign Affairs
First Chancellor Sergei Ilyanov (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Byeltsin.jpg)
http://img135.echo.cx/img135/9730/tior23ch.gif
Protector of the Seven Stars


I don't destroy communist nations because how they govern themselves is none of my damn concern. As long as they don't bother me or my allies, or try to impose their totalitarianism on weak nations, their actions are of no concern to me.

-Generalissimo J.L.

The Umbrella Corporation fully supports this action taken by your nation against Communist scum. They are bad for buisness.

The Foreign Ministry of Rojo Cubana gives the Roach-Busters government 48 hours to abandon this policy or face military action in retalition for crimes against the Revolution.

Green Sun doesn't care since, although we do have a Socialist party with a fair share of power, we are not a communist state and it is not, in any way, in our constitution.

The Executive Complex, 80 Astral Avenue, Tiburon Main, Tiburon

"...reports from Roach-Busters confirm the eviction of communism from..." *click*

Nova sighed. Another day, another tinpot dictator with delusions of grandeur. He started his computer and, after a couple of minutes, ran AutoCondemn 5 (AutoCondemnv5.exe), a near-AI program he helped create himself to deal with this crap. It automatically booted up and began selecting the best official paragraph out of the thousands of words and phrases in its memory.
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Official Message from the United Solaris Federation of Tiburon

The history of the nation of Roach-Busters has shown it to be one bred in despotism, a history that has seen nothing but the eternal darkness. This tradition, sadly, continues today. Although we are not a socialist nation, we have a Socialist Party that is an active and welcome political party as much as any, and we shall stand by our word and support the preservation of the freedom of speech throughout the world. We condemn the nation of Roach-Busters until it reverses its policy, and shall not reverse our position. History, unfortunately, appears to be continuing as it has.

The Defense Ministry of Rojo Cubana pledges assistance to Neo-Tiburon if Roach-Busters responds to her condemnation by force.

Message to his greatness Generalissimo J. L
From: Everonian Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Subject: Embassies

Since you have decided to raze these communist nation's embassies, we would like to take this time to extend our diplomatic relationships to your nation. trust me we are not communists, ignore our insanely high income tax, our politics our the bizarre love child of socialism and extreme-right conservatism. We can build over the sites of the destroyed embassies, or occupy an existing one if possible.

The nation of BLAHed asks that you restore all embassy's at once peacfully.

To BLAHed, your nation is rather feeble to consider pressure to the RB government and you arent as exprienced in the NS world. I recommend you start placing your mark by doing something else. Also to RB, we felt that you are going in the direction of the dreaded racist and hateful voteearly/Communist Mississippi/Decisive action or Kahta. We know we will not wage war against you since we were invaded by shooban rebels who has a claim to our land and was once our ancestors oppressors. I just hope you dont wage war on communists, although your actions are up to you and nobody else. We recommend you dont sever relations with nations but rather co-opt them to your cause.

There's a bit of a gray area concerning our nation. We were socialist when we set up our embassy, but government reforms since then have made us democratic. Can you clarify what will happen to our embassy?

Marcus Finch
President

There's a bit of a gray area concerning our nation. We were socialist when we set up our embassy, but government reforms since then have made us democratic. Can you clarify what will happen to our embassy?

Marcus Finch
President

Your embassy will be bugged and monitored 24/7, but not destroyed.

-Secretary of Diplomacy Chong Moua

Well, unless you like hearing Pokemon games and 80's heavy metal 24/7,you won't find much interesting.

Marcus Finch
President

Well, unless you like hearing Pokemon games and 80's heavy metal 24/7,you won't find much interesting.

Marcus Finch
President

We don't mind, so long as we hear nothing subversive.

-Secretary of Diplomacy Chong Moua

Warhammer Syndicate is a nation based upon Communist and Democratic ideals. We will not invade your nation because it is more of an internal affair, also your business is really none of my concern unless any of my citizens are harmed in any way, then we shall respond with appropriate measures.

-President Weis of Warhammer Syndicate

Warhammer Syndicate is a nation based upon Communist and Democratic ideals. We will not invade your nation because it is more of an internal affair, also your business is really none of my concern unless any of my citizens are harmed in any way, then we shall respond with appropriate measures.

-President Weis of Warhammer Syndicate

We have neither a reason nor a desire to harm your citizens.

-Secretary of Diplomacy Chong Moua

We have neither a reason nor a desire to harm your citizens.

-Secretary of Diplomacy Chong Moua

Thank you for clearing this up, I shall continue to monitor the situation in case anything drastic happens.

-President Weis

Thank you for clearing this up, I shall continue to monitor the situation in case anything drastic happens.

-President Weis

Please feel free to do so. But I can assure you, nothing will happen to them.

-Secretary of Diplomacy Chong Moua

ooc: Is there a list of commie nations with embassies inside of RB? To be more to the point, do I? My memory, you see, has failed me.