NationStates Jolt Archive

"Ok, Mr. Smithers, can you please tell me how much land we have bought to increase our production rates for the Burns Corporation?"

"We don't have any land sir. Nor do we have any allies."

"Are you sure Smithers?"

"Quite, sir. Look through the files yourself."

"Hmm.... Insurance, worker strikes, minimum wage laws..."

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"Damn it! Ok, Mr. Smithers, prepair to send out this tellegram."

"Right away sir." Mr. Smither's sits down at a desk in Mr. Burn's office and begins to type Burn's tellegram.

"To all available nations who can respond STOP."

"To all available nations who can respond, stop. Got that part sir."

"Excelent Smithers. Continuing the tellegram, the Burns Corporation is interested in purchasing any land available that nations have to offer, Stop."

"The Burns Corporation is interested inpurchasing any land available that nations have to offer, Stop," Smither's repeated.

"Good, good. Signed, Montgomery Burns, head of Burns Corporation."

"Right. Got the rest of the message sir. Sending to other nations."

"Excelent."


President of Burns Corporation:
Montgomery Burns
http://www.kapowgifts.co.uk/acatalog/simpsons-mr-burns.jpg

Assistant:
Mr. Smithers
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"Ah yes, Mr. C. Montgomery Burns. We will be willing to sell you the state of Rhode Island and half of the Commonwealth of Shin-Nihon and provide basing rights in the Reunited States of America and in the Combine of Enlightened States (our alliance in Africa) for any military forces you have. How is this?"

Jake Featherston IV
President
Reunited States of America

OOC: this is UX.

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The Commonwealth of Shin-Nihon is the spot marked "The Real ALM."

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"Mr, Featherston... I will acept your offer. Will it be all right if we purchased the penincula right below Praetonia, or one of the little islands.
Will this be acceptable?

While we cannot offer land, the Umbrella Corporation would like to enter partnership of sorts with your Corporation.

"Mr, Featherston... I will acept your offer. Will it be all right if we purchased the penincula right below Praetonia, or one of the little islands.
Will this be acceptable?

OOC: Praetonia manages MetaEarth, so you might want to ask him.