Pieopia
11-04-2005, 00:29
The Great Pie issues an international, public statement:
"Hello, my friends from across the globe. I am currently looking for... human resources. I would like to know if anyone is willing to aid our endeavor. Fascists; those who believe in the power of a cohesive, unified government, they would be the best for you to send. However, others will be re-educated to think for the best interest of the government and myself instead of themselves, so I do not mind if you send us criminals, communists, or other such people who do not think so highly of a fascist government. Either way, I will use the resources well."
"Hello, my friends from across the globe. I am currently looking for... human resources. I would like to know if anyone is willing to aid our endeavor. Fascists; those who believe in the power of a cohesive, unified government, they would be the best for you to send. However, others will be re-educated to think for the best interest of the government and myself instead of themselves, so I do not mind if you send us criminals, communists, or other such people who do not think so highly of a fascist government. Either way, I will use the resources well."