NationStates Jolt Archive


Cheap food for all!

Itinerate Tree Dweller
10-04-2005, 01:59
Are you a nation that finds feeding your populace difficult and/or expensive? Do you lack land that would be used to farm and feed your people? Have your farms fell short of their expected output?

The food division of the Venom Corporation has solution that's perfect for you and perfect for your budget. Our new line of Solyent foodstuff is cheap and nutritional. We make use of state of the art production techniques allowing for a day’s meal to be contained within one simple cracker. There are several flavors and price ranges available, but all are filling and nutritional.

Soylent Yellow (Tastes Like Chicken!)
Price: $1300 per 1000 kilograms

Soylent Red (MMM BBQ!)
Price: $1100 per 1000 kilograms

Soylent Green (SPECIAL DEAL! NEW!)
Price: $990 per 1000 kilogram
Pterodactylus
10-04-2005, 13:32
We'll take 10 000 kilos, 5 000 of Yellow and 5 000 of red.

Money wired on confirmation.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
04-06-2005, 06:49
Sorry for the late reply, production was slow due to... supply difficulties.

Lets see, 5 000 of Yellow and 5 000 of red.

That comes to $12000 USD. Thank you for the business.
Theao
04-06-2005, 07:06
We protest your production of Soylent. The methods used in the fabrication of this vile foodstuff are canabilistic, and neauseating.
Tannenmille
04-06-2005, 07:10
Soylent Green -- You are what you eat.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
04-06-2005, 07:15
"We assure everyone the methods used to make the soylent foodstuff are both safe and humane." - Venom Corporation Press Agent -
Theao
04-06-2005, 07:17
Do you not mean safe and Human?
Hyst
04-06-2005, 10:26
Soylent Green is made of people!!
Itinerate Tree Dweller
04-06-2005, 19:28
"The Venom Corporation is dismayed by your lack of belief in a fair market system. We do not actively interfere with your business practices, so why interfere with ours? Your claims about soylent green being made from people are quite ridiculous." Venom Corporation Press Agent
Tannenmille
04-06-2005, 19:34
We'll take 20 keys uncut Nicaraguan.. one.. one point seven mill street value?

No, seriously. We'll take 1,000 kilos of Soylent Yellow, $1,300.
Itinerate Tree Dweller
05-06-2005, 06:25
No, seriously. We'll take 1,000 kilos of Soylent Yellow, $1,300.

Your order is on the way.
The Scandinvans
05-06-2005, 06:41
Always good to fing the hungry even online it does my young heart good to see someone helping out those less forunate than yourself. Also I would like to donate $10,000,000,000 to any nation that needs food.