NationStates Jolt Archive

Are you a nation that finds feeding your populace difficult and/or expensive? Do you lack land that would be used to farm and feed your people? Have your farms fell short of their expected output?

The food division of the Venom Corporation has solution that's perfect for you and perfect for your budget. Our new line of Solyent foodstuff is cheap and nutritional. We make use of state of the art production techniques allowing for a day’s meal to be contained within one simple cracker. There are several flavors and price ranges available, but all are filling and nutritional.

Soylent Yellow (Tastes Like Chicken!)
Price: $1300 per 1000 kilograms

Soylent Red (MMM BBQ!)
Price: $1100 per 1000 kilograms

Soylent Green (SPECIAL DEAL! NEW!)
Price: $990 per 1000 kilogram

We'll take 10 000 kilos, 5 000 of Yellow and 5 000 of red.

Money wired on confirmation.

Sorry for the late reply, production was slow due to... supply difficulties.

Lets see, 5 000 of Yellow and 5 000 of red.

That comes to $12000 USD. Thank you for the business.

We protest your production of Soylent. The methods used in the fabrication of this vile foodstuff are canabilistic, and neauseating.

Soylent Green -- You are what you eat.

"We assure everyone the methods used to make the soylent foodstuff are both safe and humane." - Venom Corporation Press Agent -

Do you not mean safe and Human?

Soylent Green is made of people!!

"The Venom Corporation is dismayed by your lack of belief in a fair market system. We do not actively interfere with your business practices, so why interfere with ours? Your claims about soylent green being made from people are quite ridiculous." Venom Corporation Press Agent

We'll take 20 keys uncut Nicaraguan.. one.. one point seven mill street value?

No, seriously. We'll take 1,000 kilos of Soylent Yellow, $1,300.

No, seriously. We'll take 1,000 kilos of Soylent Yellow, $1,300.

Your order is on the way.

Always good to fing the hungry even online it does my young heart good to see someone helping out those less forunate than yourself. Also I would like to donate $10,000,000,000 to any nation that needs food.