NationStates Jolt Archive


Attn: All Disenfranchized Scientists and Engineers

Cobra Incorporated
08-04-2005, 21:24
Cobra Incorporated has recently purchased a series of Islands in the South Pacific which have been proclaimed, Cobra Islands. As Cobra Incorporated is now a sovereign nation, we are seeking to boost the "brain trust" of our small but stable and promising country so that we may better compete in the world economy. Therefore we have enacted what we call the SMEP, Skilled Migrant Expatriate Program.

This program will make migration very easy for highly skilled Scientists and Engineers (military experience is preferred) who have become disenfranchized and feel under utilized. All that we require is that you fill out a simple application, provide us with a complete statement of your total net worth (all assets must be included), and proof of skill in your given field (prizes, patents, etc.). If your application is approved Cobra will fly you to Cobra Island first class and all expenses paid via Cobra Airlines where you will attend a 2 hour Introduction and "Re-Socialization", hosted by our own Dr. Mindbender, to determine if becoming a citizen of Cobra Incorporated is right for you. So far none who have attended the workshop have ever left Cobra Island! How's that for a success rate.

The bennefits to Cobra Citizenship are plentiful. You will be placed into a job that will exploit your talents to their fullest and where your work will truly be appreciated. You will be given residence on the lush and beautiful shores of any one of Cobra's several visually appealing Islands. All this is provided by a Caring and consiencious leader, Cobra Commander. All your needs will be fullfilled free of charge.

Come and join us. Cobra is going to help reshape the world, don't you want to be part of that. Your nation doesn't care for you the way we will, so why let them exploit your talents.

Thank you for your time and consideration,
Tomax and Xamot
Directors of Science, Technology, and Growth
Cobra Incorporated

*additional Information for world leaders*

The Cobra Islands region is seeking the interest of nations who would like to move to a more beautiful local and a more structured form of Government. If you would like to join in on the Cobra Revolution please feel free to apply to be part of our Region.
Guinness and Company
09-04-2005, 16:58
This sounded promising until I read the UN briefings on your country.

Cobra Incorporated is a totalitarian dictatorship, run by a lunatic. He is wanted for questioning in several international incidents and Cobra Incorporated's top exports are Military Arms and Terror.

Do not be lead astray great minds of the world, Cobra is out to corrupt you and the rest of the world into their one nation view. A world led by one man, the totally insane Cobra Commander.

Roaring McDrunk
Chancelor