NationStates Jolt Archive


OOC: Ever seen a Shooban before? Finally, you can behold their ugliness!

Roach-Busters
08-04-2005, 00:56
"At long last, we have managed to take a photograph of a Shooban and not wreck a camera in the process. Witness its hideous face, and be haunted by nightmares!"

-Generalissimo J.L.

Pic of a Shooban (http://www.geocities.com/mr_whud/Shooban.JPG)
Liberated America
08-04-2005, 01:00
Lovely Roach, you've done it again.
Ottoman Khaif
08-04-2005, 01:01
OOC: Post a warning or something...damn...that's ugly..btw nice drawing.
Seversky
08-04-2005, 01:01
Reminds me of a girl I dated once....
Roach-Busters
08-04-2005, 01:02
OOC: Post a warning or something...damn...that's ugly..btw nice drawing.

(OOC: Thanks! :D)
The Macabees
08-04-2005, 01:24
No wonder you guys like to kill Shoobans.
Jenrak
08-04-2005, 01:38
Ewww!
Roach-Busters
08-04-2005, 02:15
bump
Pacitalia
08-04-2005, 02:38
Exactly what I thought it would look like. Lol, nicely done. :)
Roach-Busters
08-04-2005, 02:38
Exactly what I thought it would look like. Lol, nicely done. :)

Thanks. Now do you see why we enjoy killing 'em so much? ;)
Generic empire
08-04-2005, 02:42
Frankly, killing them is the only way to suppress the gag reflex that would have us throwing up our intestines after looking at those ugly little bastards.
Central Facehuggeria
08-04-2005, 02:52
Preferably with something that won't leave recognizable remains. Like a flamethrower.
Generic empire
08-04-2005, 02:54
Preferably with something that won't leave recognizable remains. Like a flamethrower.

Or the Paris Gun.
The Macabees
08-04-2005, 02:56
Paris Gun is child's play...the 800mm Dora gun.
Generic empire
08-04-2005, 02:58
Paris Gun is child's play

Not when you drop it on top of somebody.
Japanese Antarctica
08-04-2005, 03:03
Not when you drop it on top of somebody.

Why stop there? Drop a Nimitz carrier on somebody and see if you recognize him then!
The Macabees
08-04-2005, 03:06
Or transport him onto another planet... get an FT nation to make a huge ass lever, use another planet elsewhere as a lever, and just 'throw' the planet with the Shooban right into a third planet...see if you recognize any of them then.
Generic empire
08-04-2005, 03:08
Or transport him onto another planet... get an FT nation to make a huge ass lever, use another planet elsewhere as a lever, and just 'throw' the planet with the Shooban right into a third planet...see if you recognize any of them then.

Ooh, creative AND stylish.
The Macabees
08-04-2005, 03:10
Thank Aristotle for that, "give me a lever long enough and I can move the world."
The Moepoeian Republic
08-04-2005, 03:47
those are some creepy little buggers

but i still dont think that you should kill them
Roach-Busters
11-04-2005, 01:31
bump

(OOC: Guys, please stop cluttering the thread.)
Umbrella Corp Inc
11-04-2005, 01:38
Looks like something our scientists have left over in the labs.
No endorse
11-04-2005, 04:08
Why stop there? Drop a Nimitz carrier on somebody and see if you recognize him then!

Atomic Annie could do a good job too ;)

http://www.olive-drab.com/idphoto/id_photos_atomic.php3
Novosibirskk
11-04-2005, 04:51
Or you could stick em in that little pit underneath the exhaust port of the space shuttles before they launch
Mondoth
03-05-2005, 03:40
Or the Paris Gun.

the trouble with the paris gun is that the germans had trouble actually hitting paris with it, I don't think you could hunt Shoobans with one
The Macabees
03-05-2005, 04:21
the trouble with the paris gun is that the germans had trouble actually hitting paris with it, I don't think you could hunt Shoobans with one

Which is why you use the Big Bertha instead :p That didn't seem to have trouble sending a shell through the bay of Sevastapol, and into the Earth for about a hundred feet before totally destroying an armaments storage area.